You haven't played us yet and our barrow full of absolute crocks. Look out for our superlative striker JJ Hooper too, he's the one who you will clearly identify as the most disinterested pro footballer of all time!

Final chance for anyone to contribute.

Anybody like to help out and answer the questions above?

Hi, You may know I'm the pre-match reporter for the Port Vale Fans Forum One Vale Fan. Part of my role is to contact fans of our forthcoming opponents to ask them a few questions and gain their views on the upcoming fixture between our sides in order to produce a report which we release on the site ...

Three cracking replies thanks all! The article should be on our site today or tomorrow morning!

Sorry about Bernie and Ron, though they did rather well for us, as for Stoke **** em

Hi, I'm the pre-match reporter for the Port Vale Fans Forum One Vale Fan. Part of my role is to contact fans of our forthcoming opponents to ask them a few questions and gain their views on the upcoming fixture between our sides in order to produce a report which we release on the site a couple of d...