Do we know what time the axe falls on Bury tomorrow? And is the woman still chained to a drainpipe or did she get to bed last night? So many questions... I can't wait 'til Halloween has been and gone. I'm ready to vote 2019 the shittiest year of the twenty first century. Apparently 5pm for Bury. Ca...

Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:55 pm

Parkinson overseeing the loading up of the coach just now for the quick trip over.
Injury Insurance Indemnity forms, signed, x18 - Tick.
Boots, pairs of, x18. - Tick
Yellow away kit, x18 - Tick
Half time oranges, x36 - Tick
Farley's Rusks, x16 - Tick

No bucket and sponge?

Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:46 pm

Worthy4England wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:09 pm

Anyone wanna buy London Bridge? I have one spare...

I know where it is. Strangely enough somebody ACTUALLY bought it. The fact that he thought he was buying Tower Bridge is neither here nor there....

Hang on, didn't it fall down?

Top minge

Debbie does minges

bristol_Wanderer3 wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:00 pm

I will officially donate my prize to any online graphic artist who can produce a convincing depiction of Ken Anderson's face being destroyed by putrid minge.

COYW.

Revenge of the minges

Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:25 pm

So, no cyber Quids nor bragging rights for me then

Which only leaves me to play my trump card - Willie Minge and the Chocolate Factory

You didn't happen to be in Skye today per chance? I overheard someone say Gunga Din in my shop but didn't see who

Indecent Minge
Wayne's Minge
Minges are forever

It'll be in another 48 hours. I though everyone knew this...

Lost Leopard Spot wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:44 pm

Ok, who's the clown who ticked Ecstatic?
Laurence, is that you?

Bruce Rioja wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:23 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:05 pm

DJBlu wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:50 pm

Mr couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo has signed for Bradford City.

Poor Bradford.

Any chance you could narrow it down? You could be talking about every player we've had in years

I'm guessing at Bradford's own Clayton Donaldson

Ah, the chief barn door avoidance expert

DJBlu wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:50 pm

Mr couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo has signed for Bradford City.

Poor Bradford.

Any chance you could narrow it down? You could be talking about every player we've had in years

Whoever comes in needs to instil belief and fight. Start with that give the fans a bit of hope for a better tomorrow. Given the situation I think quality is probably a bit too much to hope for!

Worthy, you forgot to mention that Dave Challinor is a wanker

Pawel and Sammy to leave on Monday. https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/17633553.olkowski-and-ameobi-lead-potential-exodus-at-bolton-wanderers/ And Connell to follow them in the summer. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9049276/tottenham-bolton-luca-connell-transfer-administration/ Does con...

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: ↑

Fri May 10, 2019 8:10 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑

Fri May 10, 2019 7:51 pm

Let's hope it's not John Aldridge involved after the last time he got involved in our transfer business

Was that when we wanted a work permit for the guy who went on to score against England, direct from a corner?

That's the one. Didn't he sign for West brom months later?

I'm damned sure. Onethly. Coz it had no effect on the league. Toothly. Coz it was occasioned by a footballers' strike, which pushing all bounds can hardly be accounted for (because let's face it , the PFA were always going to pay their wages) Threethly. Twelve point deduction is guaranteed. Not eve...

You haven't been able to pay cash ON a London bus in about 20 years! They used to have machines on the side of the road you could buy a ticket from in cash but they've been gone about 5 uses I think (mainly because nobody ever used them. A few people complained at the time as it was only fairly soo...

I read it as..

Might as well go support Chorley. Whatever a new club is called, or wherever it is based, it wouldn't be Wanderers. For me it'd be the equivalent of a Disney club.