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by Gary the Enfield
Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19504
Views: 667303

Verbal wrote:nowt much.

exam results back = get the f*ck in.
You're angry about your exam results? What happened?
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:09 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Portsmouth AGAIN
Replies: 322
Views: 19189

It's official; they're in administration. Portsmouth have become the first Premier League club to enter administration. The debt-laden club will also be docked nine points as a result which means relegation is almost certain. With debts of about £60m, they were due to face a winding-up order on 1 M...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19504
Views: 667303

Verbal wrote:People who say they're good at photography and can work to a brief for a national magazine, then, with me cc'd in the email, send them 20pics taken from a pocket digital f*cking camera.

Absolutely fecking livid.
Have you seen 'In the loop'? Verbal?

Are you Peter Capaldi? :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:57 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Anyone based in/around London
Replies: 3
Views: 602

Love to, but am pencilled in for extreme jogging. :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:28 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Why are people so stupid?
Replies: 3
Views: 473

Re: Why are people so stupid?

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=152260504 In this day and age surely the thick Sods would realise their actions would make people jumpy!!! One 747 the same as the next except ina different colour !!! They probably feel the same way as you and your support for a Premier Leag...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:13 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: NEW GUY
Replies: 10
Views: 2046

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Welcome , Phoenix (unless you are rising from the ashes of Gary the White Enfield Beaver of course :wink: ). Tell us a little more about yourself.... (other than you lacked fondness for Megson).
Welcome Phoenix.

Monty, you've just given me an idea for my next incarnation. :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:31 am
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Adverts
Replies: 40
Views: 5643

Fine by me. I've bought stuff from wanderersways before and had to pay in advance; and I wouldn't trust them f*ckers as far as I could throw 'em. :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17516
Views: 672421

Quote: I have never seen a moment of it, and can't say I'm in a rush to, but I haaaaaaaaaate it. Why? All of a sudden 'Don't Stop Believing' is being played everywhere, and I thought Journey were back, next stop Foreigner and it's time for some power ballads, but oooooohhhh noooo. Turns out it's ju...
by Gary the Enfield
Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:54 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Do we
Replies: 67
Views: 9798

Make that three.... just a name change this time Monty. Give it til the end of season, just before the TW Awards...there'll be another Enfield moment! :mrgreen: But how will we find it if the mods keep deleting half the forums. Hang on a mo there matey, be fair. Zulu is pushing 80 for crying out lo...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19504
Views: 667303

Puskas wrote:Pump up the volume - MARRS. Woo.

I'm having an 80s flashback.
'Put the needle on the record'
'Put the needle on the record'
'Put the needle on the record'
'Put the needle on the record, when the drum beat goes like....'
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:37 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 411410

Players liaison officers are money well spent, only have to read Darius Vassell's blog to see what can happen to players in foreign countries without. They won't know what a TV licence is for instance, or if they buy somewhere what should the workmen be charging for doing maintenance, what's a good...
by Gary the Enfield
Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: City of Bolton?
Replies: 47
Views: 3223

Bruce Rioja wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Hasn't there been an application for city status from Bolton every four years for the past twenty five years (well, twenty four, for all you pedants out there)?
Indeed. You'd have thought that a hint may have been taken by now!
We're Toff killers, ahm tellin' thi.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:42 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: is it possible to change your user name?
Replies: 14
Views: 3049

Could I, in the spirit of my former self, be re-named Gary the Enfield please? It would make you sound less of a tw*t (see what I dun?) Although it was never my intention there is a delicious double entendre in the username. Gary the Beaver was our mascot on the Madrid trip where we appeared as 'Me...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:32 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: is it possible to change your user name?
Replies: 14
Views: 3049

Could I, in the spirit of my former self, be re-named Gary the Enfield please?
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: City of Bolton?
Replies: 47
Views: 3223

Lord Kangana wrote:I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.......
Good man.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Has John Terry been a naughty boy?
Replies: 61
Views: 3280

Sky saying they've fecked him off, it'll probably change to him 'resigning' soon. That's got to be the end for him in the England team too then, otherwise there's no point other than to appease the tabloids. Who next? What with the shining examples of morality that are Gerrard, Ferdinand and Rooney...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: City of Bolton?
Replies: 47
Views: 3223

Lord Kangana wrote:Iits true, we did. But I'm not sure they're still holding a grudge against us.
I wouldn't bank on it, we still can't mention the war. :twisted:
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:39 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: City of Bolton?
Replies: 47
Views: 3223

I understood our request of City status (which we have applied for on previous occasions) is instantly tainted by the fact we beheaded the Earl of Derby on Churchgate after the Massacre of Bolton and, as staunch Parliamentarians, would not be granted any boons by this or any subsequent sovereign.
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ideas for the matchday programme - sorry 'magazine'.
Replies: 32
Views: 2507

Coyle's Coils.

Contraceptive advice from the Cap(o) di Cap(o)
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19504
Views: 667303

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Ok, I've obviously missed something - what relation is Gary to EW?!
Think it through Mummy, you're a bright lad :wink:
Ah. :oops:


I knew all along, honest.
:whack:

You even met Gary the Beaver in Madrid!