Verbal wrote:nowt much.

exam results back = get the f*ck in.

You're angry about your exam results? What happened?

It's official; they're in administration. Portsmouth have become the first Premier League club to enter administration. The debt-laden club will also be docked nine points as a result which means relegation is almost certain. With debts of about £60m, they were due to face a winding-up order on 1 M...

Verbal wrote:People who say they're good at photography and can work to a brief for a national magazine, then, with me cc'd in the email, send them 20pics taken from a pocket digital f*cking camera.

Absolutely fecking livid.

Have you seen 'In the loop'? Verbal?

Are you Peter Capaldi?

Love to, but am pencilled in for extreme jogging.

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=152260504 In this day and age surely the thick Sods would realise their actions would make people jumpy!!! One 747 the same as the next except ina different colour !!! They probably feel the same way as you and your support for a Premier Leag...

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Welcome , Phoenix (unless you are rising from the ashes of Gary the White Enfield Beaver of course ). Tell us a little more about yourself.... (other than you lacked fondness for Megson).

Welcome Phoenix.

Monty, you've just given me an idea for my next incarnation.

Fine by me. I've bought stuff from wanderersways before and had to pay in advance; and I wouldn't trust them f*ckers as far as I could throw 'em.

Quote: I have never seen a moment of it, and can't say I'm in a rush to, but I haaaaaaaaaate it. Why? All of a sudden 'Don't Stop Believing' is being played everywhere, and I thought Journey were back, next stop Foreigner and it's time for some power ballads, but oooooohhhh noooo. Turns out it's ju...

Make that three.... just a name change this time Monty. Give it til the end of season, just before the TW Awards...there'll be another Enfield moment! :mrgreen: But how will we find it if the mods keep deleting half the forums. Hang on a mo there matey, be fair. Zulu is pushing 80 for crying out lo...

Puskas wrote:Pump up the volume - MARRS. Woo.

I'm having an 80s flashback.

'Put the needle on the record'
'Put the needle on the record'
'Put the needle on the record'
'Put the needle on the record, when the drum beat goes like....'

Players liaison officers are money well spent, only have to read Darius Vassell's blog to see what can happen to players in foreign countries without. They won't know what a TV licence is for instance, or if they buy somewhere what should the workmen be charging for doing maintenance, what's a good...

Bruce Rioja wrote:

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Hasn't there been an application for city status from Bolton every four years for the past twenty five years (well, twenty four, for all you pedants out there)?

Indeed. You'd have thought that a hint may have been taken by now!

We're Toff killers, ahm tellin' thi.

Could I, in the spirit of my former self, be re-named Gary the Enfield please? It would make you sound less of a tw*t (see what I dun?) Although it was never my intention there is a delicious double entendre in the username. Gary the Beaver was our mascot on the Madrid trip where we appeared as 'Me...

Could I, in the spirit of my former self, be re-named Gary the Enfield please?

Lord Kangana wrote:I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.......

Good man.

Sky saying they've fecked him off, it'll probably change to him 'resigning' soon. That's got to be the end for him in the England team too then, otherwise there's no point other than to appease the tabloids. Who next? What with the shining examples of morality that are Gerrard, Ferdinand and Rooney...

Lord Kangana wrote:Iits true, we did. But I'm not sure they're still holding a grudge against us.

I wouldn't bank on it, we still can't mention the war.

I understood our request of City status (which we have applied for on previous occasions) is instantly tainted by the fact we beheaded the Earl of Derby on Churchgate after the Massacre of Bolton and, as staunch Parliamentarians, would not be granted any boons by this or any subsequent sovereign.

Coyle's Coils.

Contraceptive advice from the Cap(o) di Cap(o)

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Ok, I've obviously missed something - what relation is Gary to EW?!

Think it through Mummy, you're a bright lad

Ah.


I knew all along, honest.

You even met Gary the Beaver in Madrid!