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by Gary the Enfield
Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:16 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England v. Hungary
Replies: 27
Views: 5604

England v. Hungary

Anyone watching?

Possible debut for Cahill!
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fishy story.
Replies: 3
Views: 713

Re: Fishy story.

Please, no fish jokes but this could become a serious issue: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/now-britain-and-iceland-go-to-war-over-the-mackerel-2049099.html No need to worry - I'm sure Cameron's sure-footed grasp of Foreign Policy will calm the situation in no time.... Resolution. h...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:41 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: David James to Bristol City
Replies: 21
Views: 3577

thsi dosent deserve its own thread, i was just wondering, who are the biggest club in Bristol? I know City are generally more successful, play in a higher league, have the larger stadium etc But in our office Rovers fans completely outnumber the City lot, granted many of them don’t go but the major...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:30 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: The Need for a club anthem
Replies: 48
Views: 11151

Re: Q!

nowt better than the wanderer status quo ! could adapt the lyrics.... been trying this for years! when i was just a little lad, my father said to me, we're going to the football, who d'ya wanna see, man u or man city, blackburn, liverpool, I said to my father, your a f**king fool, 'cos im a wandere...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:27 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: The Need for a club anthem
Replies: 48
Views: 11151

Re: Q!

nowt better than the wanderer status quo ! could adapt the lyrics.... been trying this for years! when i was just a little lad, my father said to me, we're going to the football, who d'ya wanna see, man u or man city, blackburn, liverpool, I said to my father, your a f**king fool, 'cos im a wandere...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: No shxt Sherlock.
Replies: 65
Views: 5682

Well, it's not really a series, and it's not 'getting better,' it got better. It has now ended. I too was surprised to hear this. 3 episodes and ending it on such a cliffhanger is a bit shit. I suspect this is their version of the holmes/moriarty conflict on the Reichenbach falls, which conan doyle...
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Important Fundraising news!
Replies: 19
Views: 2339

Just a note to say this post is now defunct and can be unstickied and allowed to float (sink) gently to the bottom of the e-ocean to gently be absorbed into the ether.

Bon journee.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9625
Views: 855067

I always wash my hands after a piss, and have never turned down free peanuts in a bar.

''You should eat a peck off dirt before you die''

A peck, in this instance meaning a 50 gallon drum.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19931
Views: 1832841

When it's time for the Grasshoppers to leave I usually stick a bit of backgound music on. Flamenco music usually gets folk remembering they have to dash off. :wink: That, and the sight of yon host in full Don Quixote garb flashing his castanets with a rose fixed in his teeth! Quelle fromage!, as De...
by Gary the Enfield
Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 663420

Harry Redknapp? Unsettling players? Wash your fackin marf art you cant! " I like Craig Bellamy but I don't know if they would sell him ," I don't know where he's at with Bellamy, if anywhere ." No, twitchyface would never do such a thing!! Never. 'Redknapp, a former West Ham manager (on Parker's om...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: More important fundraising news!
Replies: 11
Views: 1673

This should, in all fairness, be a sticky!
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:19 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 663420

Harry Redknapp? Unsettling players? Wash your fackin marf art you cant! " I like Craig Bellamy but I don't know if they would sell him ," I don't know where he's at with Bellamy, if anywhere ." No, twitchyface would never do such a thing!! Never. 'Redknapp, a former West Ham manager (on Parker's om...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: From the comfort of a lounge room
Replies: 27
Views: 4205

Good luck with the move. I hope it goes smoothly for you. When I moved into my first house (After living with parents) I managed to get all my worldly possessions on the back seat of my Vauxhall Vectra. When I moved again 7 years ago I needed 6 trips in a Bedford van. When I moved from ex wives I g...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: More important fundraising news!
Replies: 11
Views: 1673

I'll sponsor you when I get back.

Good luck mate.
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What Has Cheered You Up Today?
Replies: 21
Views: 4643

Went to Carcassonne today which is a spectacular place to visit. This has cheered me up no end, as you've reminded me I'll be there in 4 weeks. :pissed: (little tip, mind, you'll find it a task to find anywhere in France not packed with restaurants and stuff :twisted: ) Well quite, but the concentr...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:02 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What Has Cheered You Up Today?
Replies: 21
Views: 4643

Went to Carcassonne today which is a spectacular place to visit. This has cheered me up no end, as you've reminded me I'll be there in 4 weeks. :pissed: (little tip, mind, you'll find it a task to find anywhere in France not packed with restaurants and stuff :twisted: ) Well quite, but the concentr...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What Has Cheered You Up Today?
Replies: 21
Views: 4643

Went to Carcassonne today which is a spectacular place to visit. The ONLY downside was how commercial it was. The entire place is full of trinket shops and cafes/ restaurants. Still, it was free. Have they found the Templars' treasure yet? :wink: Probably hidden under the bottles and card and detri...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What Has Cheered You Up Today?
Replies: 21
Views: 4643

One day closer to Benidorm next Thursday. Oh, are you on a coach holiday? Made me smile, Bruce. :mrgreen: Enjoying my France holiday immensely! Went to Carcassonne today which is a spectacular place to visit. The ONLY downside was how commercial it was. The entire place is full of trinket shops and...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:09 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 663420

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/karren-brady-upton-girl-with-pound125m-masterplan-to-save-west-ham-2034860.html I can't decide which is my favourite part. The pic of her :conf: ? Of the text, Tango's is good, but this made me laugh as well, "We've had some of the best players in t...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 663420

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/karren-brady-upton-girl-with-pound125m-masterplan-to-save-west-ham-2034860.html I can't decide which is my favourite part. The pic of her :conf: ? Of the text, Tango's is good, but this made me laugh as well, "We've had some of the best players in t...