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by clapton is god
Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:56 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Allardyces dream job...
Replies: 297
Views: 22451

Re: Allardyces dream job...

^ aye, just, confirmed on a 2yr contract, which seems a bit miserly.
by clapton is god
Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7938
Views: 269231

Re: General Chit Chat

^ haha! Yes, I have a false name I've given out so I instantly know it's a sales call, but that takes it to a new level. I think I'm going to be Baron Bon Richtoven from now on!
by clapton is god
Mon Jul 18, 2016 10:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17431
Views: 543159

Re: What are you watching tonight?

^ Not double glazing then?
by clapton is god
Tue Jul 12, 2016 3:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Brexit or Britin
Replies: 2758
Views: 79537

Re: Brexit or Britin

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by clapton is god
Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:05 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 18515
Views: 513592

Re: The Politics Thread

Angles Eagles will announce her leadership bid on Monday. Gawd help us. As an aside, if you tell a journo your going to announce your leadership bid, haven't you, in fact, announced it? Probably giving him one last chance to think about it over the weekend and resign. Not happening. Just seen him i...
by clapton is god
Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3691
Views: 297600

Re: Joke thread

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet's. The vet found that the problem was too much hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear again. The vet told Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go...
by clapton is god
Tue Jul 05, 2016 8:49 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7938
Views: 269231

Re: General Chit Chat

^ if that was the case he'd be off R2 as well, but give them time.
by clapton is god
Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Summer Holidays
Replies: 1295
Views: 58754

Re: Summer Holidays

Very nice, Thebish.
by clapton is god
Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Brexit or Britin
Replies: 2758
Views: 79537

Re: Brexit or Britin

The Laughing Man on Brexit!

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by clapton is god
Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:51 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: For new signings, ask the man from the Pru
Replies: 1849
Views: 121063

Re: For new signings, ask the man from the Pru

Beevers officially signed now. Two year deal. Megson tried to sign him whilst he was here. I'd have left that last line off, you just tied a ton of lead round his neck :lol: He signed Cahill so Id argue a decent judge of a centre half. Seems like Beevers hasn't quite lived up to those early expecta...
by clapton is god
Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:28 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: For new signings, ask the man from the Pru
Replies: 1849
Views: 121063

Re: For new signings, ask the man from the Pru

^ That could confuse a simple person. This is Mark Beevers.

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by clapton is god
Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Brexit or Britin
Replies: 2758
Views: 79537

Re: Brexit or Britin

What he "started off with" is neither hither nor yon. It's what he ended up with. Why's he so 'unelectable'? You knew exactly what you were getting. This is my question - why's he now being rounded on? Chilcot is due out and the Blairites want JC out of the way pronto. :lol: Rumbled! http://www.her...
by clapton is god
Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7938
Views: 269231

Re: General Chit Chat

^ I'm only on a two day subscription so far, but will no doubt set up a full subscription. I'll have a look if there's an offer later.
by clapton is god
Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 7938
Views: 269231

Re: General Chit Chat

Has anyone tried out Readly, the magazine subscription service? Looks great value at 80 quid for the year and access to 16000 magazines. I spend 20 quid each time I go to an airport in WHSmith. I'm trying to find the catch if there is one? Not sure if you've saved me a fortune or cost me a fortune,...
by clapton is god
Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Brexit or Britin
Replies: 2758
Views: 79537

Re: Brexit or Britin

Bruce Rioja wrote: What he "started off with" is neither hither nor yon. It's what he ended up with. Why's he so 'unelectable'? You knew exactly what you were getting. This is my question - why's he now being rounded on?
Chilcot is due out and the Blairites want JC out of the way pronto.
by clapton is god
Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you reading tonight?
Replies: 3888
Views: 181731

Re: What are you reading tonight?

I've just finished reading The Stone Man. Sci Fi novel set in the UK. Decentish read, intriguingly makes you wonder "what if", wasn't convinced by the ending though. Didn't seem to be setting it up for a sequel yet left some plot threads unresolved. Starting a non fiction book next. Wild: From Lost...
by clapton is god
Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17431
Views: 543159

Re: What are you watching tonight?

This morning my gaffer's brought me in a DVD, a per pros nowt other than he thinks I'll enjoy it, a film called Conspiracy with Kenneth Brannagh and Colin Firth in it. As I'm clearly now obliged to watch it - is it any good? :conf: I think it's truly excellent. It's a dramatised account of the Wann...
by clapton is god
Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 186018

Re: Where are you going tonight?

Had a cracking day out today at Wray Castle in The Lakes where Sky Arts were filming Landscape Artist of the Year. There were only around 30 members of the public there and Sky made full use of us in filling in shots and we even got speaking parts at one stage. This is Frank Skinner relaxing between...
by clapton is god
Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: This weeks RIP's........
Replies: 1542
Views: 73290

Re: This weeks RIP's........

I've not been able to verify it but Bob Williamson, the Bolton comedian from the '70's died yesterday. The one of his that sticks in my mind was when one of his mates, Billy, died when he fell in a vat of boiling chocolate at work and all his mates sang "Billy, don't be an aero.", which kind of date...
by clapton is god
Sat Jun 18, 2016 3:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 186018

Re: Where are you going tonight?

CrazyHorse wrote:Mrs Horse has blagged us a couple of free tickets to see the Roses tonight at the Etihad.

I knew there were a good reason I married her. :D
We're there tomorrow, @ £60 a ticket!