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by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 31, 2020 4:01 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00
Replies: 228
Views: 9414

Re: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00

Who the feck is this c*nt on Bolton FM, yelling in a comedy Bolton accent?
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:54 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00
Replies: 228
Views: 9414

Re: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00

So pleased I listened to my misplaced confidence after Tuesday and spunked a tenner on this! 🙄
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:33 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00
Replies: 228
Views: 9414

Re: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:31 pm
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:29 pm
Crellin spills a cross and we clear off the line.
This is another one I need to see again. As per Cambridge, I'm flummoxed as to how the ball ends up behind him.
Me too. Not even clear on the replay.
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:08 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00
Replies: 228
Views: 9414

Re: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00

Far, far too easy. Piss poor defending!
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:01 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00
Replies: 228
Views: 9414

Re: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00

Found it. Oh ffs Baptiste!!
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 31, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00
Replies: 228
Views: 9414

Re: We three kings of Orient (A)re. Saturday 31 @ 15:00

How do I switch to away commentary?
by Burnden Paddock
Thu Oct 29, 2020 10:04 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Man up if you wanna go up. Bradford City (H). EFL League 2. 7pm KO
Replies: 236
Views: 6490

Re: Man up if you wanna go up. Bradford City (H). EFL League 2. 7pm KO

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:02 pm
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:01 pm
Evatt says that Sarce and Crawford both covered 12km on Tuesday, the fat bone-idle bastards :mrgreen:
Even I can do 12K in 90 minutes. fecking layabouts. 🙂

I bet they weren’t even man enough to tackle a full English afterwards, either! 😉
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Oct 20, 2020 7:07 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: A Barrow load of trouble. Barrow (A) League 2. 20/10/20 KO 7pm
Replies: 254
Views: 7386

Re: A Barrow load of trouble. Barrow (A) League 2. 20/10/20 KO 7pm

He has to go. Preferably before half time!
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Oldham or fold em, but no full house in sight..
Replies: 253
Views: 7494

Re: Oldham or fold em, but no full house in sight..

Amazing what can happen when you actually try to get in behind the opposition full backs!
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:32 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7620
Views: 270001

Re: The athletics/running thread

If I was that shape, I'd be delighted! :D 3 mile plod for me today with friend and dog. Still super slow. It’s a bit soul destroying. Devoured an entire chocolate orange afterwards I was so depressed about it! :oops: That's 278 calories a mile...….. Didn’t need to know that. Why can’t you be encour...
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 10, 2020 4:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7620
Views: 270001

Re: The athletics/running thread

:shock: Just saw on the BBC some Ugandan geezer ran 26:11 for a new 10k world record, and an Ethiopian woman ran 14:06 to break the 5k WR. Well I’ve just ran about 5 minutes over his 10k record for 5k. Do I get a prize? ‘Worlds slowest runner’ or something? Tbf he probably didn’t have to stop for h...
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm
Replies: 166
Views: 6777

Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Commentary gone off now. I'm picturing Burden Paddock sneaking off under the stand with a pair of wire snips and a cheeky grin. 😂 I don’t know which will make me smash the laptop first, our performance, or listening to that prick wank himself daft! We are utterly fecking abysmal all over the park, ...
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7620
Views: 270001

Re: The athletics/running thread

Some years ago Thebish shared an excellent slow cooker recipe for vegetarian chili bean soup with me; a recipe which I still use to this day. In fact, only this week I decided to knock-up a batch after my younger brother gave me a bag full of his homegrown scotch bonnet chilis. Oh my! Yesterday eve...
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7620
Views: 270001

Re: The athletics/running thread

I'm picturing you galloping musically through the hills of Sussex like Julie Andrews. If you’d been nearer the back at Clair park run you’d have been treated to the distant warblings of “the hills are alive...” Serves you right for being so fast and missing out on that musical feast. He’ll have hea...
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:16 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7620
Views: 270001

Re: The athletics/running thread

You motivated me Bruce. Now the kids are back at school this week I’ve no good excuse either so dusted off my running shorts that have been languishing in a drawer for the last month, grabbed my trainers and the dog and set off for a very slow, unfit, humid few miles. Hated every minute of it! Befo...
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:04 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5209
Views: 250528

Re: Tonight's Football

Meh. We only got beaten 3-0 by Man City... Therefore Arsenal better then Liverpool?! 🤔 😉 By that logic, Southampton must be better than Arsenal. 😉 Only, Arsenal never have their keeper get lobbed from the halfway line. Oh, hang on.... :D Thanks for reminding me of the most traumatic evening of my t...
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:02 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5209
Views: 250528

Re: Tonight's Football

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:21 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:44 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:19 pm
Meh. We only got beaten 3-0 by Man City... Therefore Arsenal better then Liverpool?! 🤔 😉

By that logic, Southampton must be better than Arsenal. 😉
Only, Arsenal never have their keeper get lobbed from the halfway line. Oh, hang on.... :D
😂
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:44 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5209
Views: 250528

Re: Tonight's Football

Gooner Girl wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:19 pm
Meh. We only got beaten 3-0 by Man City... Therefore Arsenal better then Liverpool?! 🤔 😉

By that logic, Southampton must be better than Arsenal. 😉
by Burnden Paddock
Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Pies in administration
Replies: 98
Views: 9743

Re: Pies in administration

The were giving it large when we went into admin. For that reason they can go feck themselves!