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by jenkz
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: History Lesson
Replies: 12
Views: 1564

Re: History Lesson

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized t...
by jenkz
Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Glastonbury
Replies: 215
Views: 33161

FD wrote:The really scary thing is that is was hanging out of her arse! :shock: :pissed:
Scary?? I thought that was the norm in the celeb/music world? :mrgreen:

EDIT:

I should really have made a 'backstage' joke shouldn't I?
by jenkz
Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Glastonbury
Replies: 215
Views: 33161

FD wrote:Nor would I normally, but I like to consider myself open minded, and that I'll give any artist a chance.

Lady Gaga though...Jesus...I'm sure at one point her skirt was so short I could see a condom hanging out of her.

HAHA!!!!

:pray:
by jenkz
Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:08 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Other football summer transfer SWOOPING thread
Replies: 389
Views: 36299

Ronaldo's transfer has landed a fat purse on Ferguson's lap, and given his track record I think he'll spend it decently. Next year's premier league is certainly going to be more interesting, but I just can't see ManU dropping from the CL places. Didn't say they would have a problem with the league ...
by jenkz
Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:05 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Other football summer transfer SWOOPING thread
Replies: 389
Views: 36299

Theres something up at Man U, all the players want out, especially the back up one who want first team footy. Red nose might have a problem this year.
by jenkz
Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:02 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Confederation Cup watch
Replies: 69
Views: 6392

We did have a pretty good market in America during Allardyce era from what I heard and saw, can't say now though. But yes its a huge market with lots of merchandise to tap into and also Donovan is definatley a good player. Seen him a lot and he's always seemed good. Would be worth a loan deal with a...
by jenkz
Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Armed Forces Day in Bolton.
Replies: 56
Views: 3703

Armed Forces day used to be Veterans day. The government have just renamed it for two reasons. For greater public interest, and also due to the lack of Veterans left due to ill health and age.
by jenkz
Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:49 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Benitez .... prick
Replies: 1980
Views: 268607

And willing to let go for 14million then!
by jenkz
Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:45 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: We're Doooooooooooooooooooomed!
Replies: 12
Views: 1968

Almost as bad as appointing Styles....or even the dreaded Barry Knight!
by jenkz
Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:19 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: We're Doooooooooooooooooooomed!
Replies: 12
Views: 1968

Yep, talk about biased refs! We ain't got a chance this year
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:36 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Another awful kit, brought to you by...
Replies: 144
Views: 20463

Well now they can all go play for the area the club is actually from. Salford! Go join in with the Rugby players. Actually just thinking about it...maybe thats why Ronaldo left, he couldn't handled being tackled by some council flat bruisers :D Errr. They're not actually from Salford. They're the o...
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Massive shark caught off Ireland
Replies: 7
Views: 2149

Deep seas fishing should be banned! Simple as that, leave the breeding grounds alone and stop the over fishing.
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:17 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Another awful kit, brought to you by...
Replies: 144
Views: 20463

Well now they can all go play for the area the club is actually from. Salford! Go join in with the Rugby players. Actually just thinking about it...maybe thats why Ronaldo left, he couldn't handled being tackled by some council flat bruisers :D
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:41 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Confederation Cup watch
Replies: 69
Views: 6392

Bruno wrote:You sound like a fun guy
Rules are rules, if players break them then thats what they should get. Personally having played football I never understood why the hell you need to take your top off to celebrate! A good ol' fist pumping jump in the air is ample enough for me.
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:39 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Another awful kit, brought to you by...
Replies: 144
Views: 20463

ratbert wrote:Wolves did a kit with tyre marks all over it (sponsored by Goodyear, y'see)
I think I remember that one
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:48 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Another awful kit, brought to you by...
Replies: 144
Views: 20463

They did bring it back as a 125 anniversary, though just the colour not the dreadful design! http://www.retrofootballshirts.co.uk/bl ... -shirt.htm

However has anyone mentioned Hulls kit from 1992! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/2984863.stm :shock:
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Whacko Jacko
Replies: 109
Views: 10716

For all the commotion this has made it hasn't made any impact on me. Its just like another celebrity disaster in Heat or the like, I don;t care. Yes one person has died, but how many more have died this morning? Do they get any attention of course they don't!
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:33 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Another awful kit, brought to you by...
Replies: 144
Views: 20463

Worthy4England wrote:Yeah and they're missing a few classics too...Coventry's little brown number in the 70's for starters...
Didn't they bring that back this year?
by jenkz
Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:32 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Confederation Cup watch
Replies: 69
Views: 6392

Alves scored a great goal and then was booked for celebrating. Absolute madness. It wasn't especially great, it was basically the only place the ball was going as Boothe was blocking the other post. Goalie really should have got it. As for the celebration he should be booked, thats the rule and tha...
by jenkz
Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Wimbledon 2009
Replies: 121
Views: 13469

Re: Wimbledon 2009

Athers wrote:Laura Robson going to win Wimbledon ;) A set up here in the first match against Hantuchova. How has she grown 3 inches in a year?! Blimey.

Can't see past Federer in the mens', with Del Potro a possible surprise.
I grew and inch in 3 days, so three in a year is hardly crazy.

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