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by Little Green Man
Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

When Ronald asked to see the buttered buns he got more than he bargained for..
by Little Green Man
Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Cilla Black's Surprise Surprise was a flash of her co-worker's jazzmag.
by Little Green Man
Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Hughes: I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole, but I reckon Ewood.
by Little Green Man
Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Seven transvestites stuck in the wrong gear
by Little Green Man
Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Pit Crew: '...no, but we know a man who can'
by Little Green Man
Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Too Posh to push
by Little Green Man
Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

U-Bend It, Like Beckham
by Little Green Man
Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Victoria Beckham Unplugged
by Little Green Man
Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Posh: I think I've got the runs, David
Beckham: Yeah, I've been in and out of Loos quite a bit recently, too.
by Little Green Man
Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Dr Doolittle's inter-genus translation service goes belly up...
by Little Green Man
Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Injured Jockey Fund sponsored parachute jump ends in disaster...
by Little Green Man
Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

First off - forgot to thank Squire Rioja for picking my entry last time. Tarverrymutch!

Honourable mentions go to CWE for 'micro-fiche' and BR for '***********', however I was tickled by Lawro's
"test-tube-moustache", so the winner is:

WINTER HILL WHITE

Over to WHW...
by Little Green Man
Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511353

One day a librarian is shocked to see a chicken standing at the counter with three novels tucked under its wing. She's even more surprised to hear the chicken say 'book, book, book'. What the hell, she thinks, I'll stamp them anyway but I don't suppose I'll see them again. However, the next day the ...
by Little Green Man
Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Ai chihuahua! Must be beginner's luck.

Let's see if this works...

Image
by Little Green Man
Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 916841

Revealed: Why Patrick Vieira's Arsenal shirt always had a sticky wet patch on the front
by Little Green Man
Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511353

That's me best joke too!

Try it again with an Ulster accent, then if you're still struggling, look up the word popery.
by Little Green Man
Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511353

The Reverend Ian Paisley's wife returns from a fruitful trip to the shops only to find her husband at the bedroom window throwing handfuls of dried petals into the street. 'Oh my God', she thinks, 'He's really lost it this time' and dashes upstairs to calm him down. On reaching the bedroom, she shou...

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