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by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:27 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

thebish wrote:do they want the lovely princess carriage - or that horrid glowing bear - or Barbie's super-realistic horse? :D
Nat(alie) wants nowt but flowery princess nonsense
Ella just wants everything
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:26 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8947

One thought, which may open a can of worms I have no intention of eating: isn't a knife one of a sikh's sacred possessions?

(Quick search)

Ah yes - for non-violent prevention of aggression
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirpan
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Well I never - I never knew I needsed that. What's the name for that which points out things you never knew you needed?
your mother?? :conf:
this time of year, it's the kids, every sodding ad break...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:02 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

Well I never - I never knew I needsed that. What's the name for that which points out things you never knew you needed? Ah yes - advertising...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:09 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh balls!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1061

who hasnt blurred? I take it you one of 'the poorer' members of TW :mrgreen: I have neither sky+ nor HD.. One thing that puzzles me (OK - one thing amongst many..) - the adverts for HD telly - I watch them on my ordinary telly, and I think to myself - "wow - that's an awesome picture of a flower-op...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: site logo?
Replies: 12
Views: 5546

Gertie wrote:Do boys normally brag about how fast they get things done????
With most things, yes. Driving, for instance.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello im new here
Replies: 42
Views: 21601

Batman wrote:I grew up on Walmersley Road, so Rammy is 2 mins away.

Do you live Upper Ramsbottom?
I used to play for Walmersley Wanderers. Lost one game 35-0. Played the same team a fortnight later and lost 37-0.

Welcome, Benis, have fun.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is Little Britain Funny
Replies: 40
Views: 3774

plus Blackadder and other classic brit-coms, written by 2 or 3 people, Friends etc are written by teams of 20 or so, makes life a bit easier that does And let's be honest, it was only the fart and knob gags and Flasheart that were written by Elton, and we could have done without that. Mr Curtis, ho...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is Little Britain Funny
Replies: 40
Views: 3774

Oh and while we're on the subject of borderline plagiarism, LB 's weightwatchers woman is a direct lift from the infinitely better League of Gentlemen 's Pauline. margery doors had already appeared on vic n bobs shooting stars surely that would pre-date League of gentleman? :? Possibly. How big a r...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: SMACKDOWN NEWS
Replies: 271
Views: 42772

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: Ok, names are in, and the Smackdown is almost ready to go, but before we can get underway you guys need to know who you will be facing, so here it is the first round draw:
TANGODANCER Versus Dave Sutton's barnet
Aw minge, that's me knacked - best o'luck TD!
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is Little Britain Funny
Replies: 40
Views: 3774

Tom Baker's absurdist commentary aside, I never did laugh at Little Britain 's collection of spitefully-drawn ringtone-simplistic sub-Dick Emery characters; the idea of it going downhill provokes its own hollow laughter. Tate's much the same, just say the punchlines and save us 27 minutes. The best ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ordinary Bloke vs. Guardian Sports Writers
Replies: 17
Views: 1682

In the same way the Bish has written in the past that it's a bit rich for fans to abuse players for 90 minutes then get a bit upset when they sneer back after a goal... If you send a flame, expect a flame back. 'Sall I'm saying.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:16 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Holland/The Netherlands/Holland v England
Replies: 32
Views: 3835

I think that McLaren's on an absolute hiding to nothing here. When results go badly then there are/will be calls for his head, yet if he sorts things out and takes us on a decent run playing some nice stuff then all the praise will be afforded Venables. What fert do? :conf: Agreed with that (except...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:55 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: HELLO AGAIN
Replies: 10
Views: 4934

CrazyHorse wrote:Isn't the Mansell Way a driving technique whereby you're very, very fast but sadly incredibly moustachioed?
And, IIRC, too fat to fit in the cockpit, or whatever the driving seat's called when your job is to go round in circles and shag tall blonde women...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ordinary Bloke vs. Guardian Sports Writers
Replies: 17
Views: 1682

I've met Barry Glendenning. Nice bloke. Sorry if that doesn't fit in. Thing about the Guardian Unlimited writers is, they all hate the Guardian. As you can tell by their constant poor-me stuff in The Fiver, match reports, etc etc. Clever fellas, good writers, but the cynicism gets a bit too much for...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:06 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: HELLO AGAIN
Replies: 10
Views: 4934

Welcome (back) chum. Fire away!
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ouch!!
Replies: 17
Views: 2367

Oh my god - he filled Kenny (in)!

After filling in Mrs Kenny, apparently along with all of Paddy's mates...

Poor fecker, he might be a Bury reject who denied us two points on Saturday but you don't wanna find that out off yer mates then get your face chewed off...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 508479

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Frankly, Jared had grown tired of waiting to come off the bench.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: keeleys just gone up in my estimation
Replies: 271
Views: 39457

communistworkethic wrote:Chloe off the M&S marketing..

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Mrs Barnet has been informed that, if the chance comes, I'm leaving her and the twin Barnettas to run off with Chloe. She seemed oddly confident that this wouldn't come to pass.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Tsunami in Japan
Replies: 4
Views: 697

OMG IT'S HIT, THE TSUNAMI HAS HIT! A small tsunami has hit northern Japan, according to the country's meteorological agency (JMA). It said a 40cm (16 inches) wave hit Nemuro port in the Japan's northernmost island of Hokkaido. Brings to mind a classic Times headline Small Earthquake In Peru: Not Ma...

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