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by norm the jedi
Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:37 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: World Cup reality check.
Replies: 12
Views: 2687

Having watched almost all of it [sad anorak me ] I think refs have got a pretty good handle on ' simulation' [sic] [see also cheating!] and the general standard has been pretty high.. There have been several very pleasing 'get up and get on with it Shirley' moments and at least one booking for brand...
by norm the jedi
Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: England Team for Sweden
Replies: 49
Views: 13022

Re: England Team for Sweden

Hargreaves is shite. Wrong ..... Wrong... Wrong.... Wrong... Wrong.... Unless regularly fulfilling the holding role for Bundesliga champions and Champs league regulars is SHITE.. He doesn't get picked because we don't generally employ a holding midfielder.. Until we are ahead late in the game and t...
by norm the jedi
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What's on your bookshelf?
Replies: 68
Views: 17149

love all the people - bill hicks' stand-ups, lyrics, letters. Inspiring stuff, if repetitive due to the editors including the same routines "to see how the treatment changes". paperweight - stephen fry. might be a fop who annoys some people but the man can write, and this selection of short pieces ...
by norm the jedi
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Questions you just can't/don't/shouldn't ask...
Replies: 29
Views: 9086

Have you still got the receipt..?
by norm the jedi
Wed May 31, 2006 11:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Enjoy it or endure it??
Replies: 46
Views: 13803

Moderation is the instant hang over remedy...
Prevention so much better than cure...
:D
by norm the jedi
Wed May 31, 2006 9:44 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Enjoy it or endure it??
Replies: 46
Views: 13803

I like working for myself.. As chief web designer, photographer, writer, marketting promotions director and receptionist / secretary and delivery driver.. I have no idea what a 40 hour week is.. haven't had three days off in a row since I set the business up in 2002 and can't stop smiling.. Fair eno...
by norm the jedi
Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917846

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Image
Be careful with that frying pan love.. Don't do owt we'll both regret
by norm the jedi
Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:33 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: So....Who's staying and who's going?
Replies: 37
Views: 10445

To be honest, you show a poor attitude towards the club and I'm sure Sam, Gartside and the players won't lose sleep over you. :roll: like they give a flying feck about any of us or our views.. cup final tickets anyone... Ok Fanz is somewhat extreme at times.. but as far as I can see.... The bloke w...
by norm the jedi
Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917846

The Trinny and Susanna patent over the shoulder incontinence package fitted in well to complement the outfit ready for the party season..
by norm the jedi
Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917846

TANGODANCER wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Cheers Keveh :wink:

here you go......

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Fig1 front view of the anterior pussycat ligament
by norm the jedi
Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917846

And the winner is


Gravedigger wrote:No, son. That's Sam Allardyce. God is just below him. 8)
by norm the jedi
Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917846

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Gentlemen do your worst!
by norm the jedi
Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917846

communistworkethic wrote:
blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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No David we said we wanted to see you perform in a more forward ROLE
by norm the jedi
Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: YOU'RE RUBBISH!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1815

Bruce Globular
Beckhams Bird
Sol turnin circle of Ark Royal speed of Jim Royal Campbell
Stubbs
Le saux
Beckhams Birds Brother
Savage
Keane
Kuell
Feckin moanin cheatin geordie wazzock
Vadooka


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Most people who have ever played for utd

Managed by David Pleat and George Graham
by norm the jedi
Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:56 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: One win over Spurs, which?
Replies: 16
Views: 8880

er no.. I was the equaliser....
but I haven't been offered a button to push or owt...
by norm the jedi
Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:52 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: One win over Spurs, which?
Replies: 16
Views: 8880

Bench wrote: the wrath of Billy
Like being savaged by a dead Sheep....

How do I register my vote.. I can't find a clicky thing to click..
by norm the jedi
Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:40 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: One win over Spurs, which?
Replies: 16
Views: 8880

Can't work out how to vote Cup for me because they're cockernees and I have to work surounded by the chirpy bob's yer uncle charlie's yer elderberry up the apples and down the turnips cor blimey where's me jam jar down the frog you ice cream want some! Barstewards... We can make up league points and...