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by ohjimmyjimmy
Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1352299

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Might have moaned about this before... But why.. Why, when i go to Asda at 7.30 in a morning, and there's 500 empty parking spaces, why when i come out 5 minutes later has some shitty renault clio or somethng always parked next to me, but not just next to me, RIGHT next to me, so i cant even get in ...
by ohjimmyjimmy
Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 595107

Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Smoked mackerel tonight.
I need ideas on a good accompaniament though, anybody help?
by ohjimmyjimmy
Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:19 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Ambitious Blackburn
Replies: 979
Views: 78553

Re: Ambitious Blackburn

'Blackburn Rovers fans, please welcome your new manager....
former Eastenders hearthrob Nick Berry'
by ohjimmyjimmy
Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:59 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Worst tackle ever ??
Replies: 63
Views: 12850

Re: Worst tackle ever ??

bwfcdan94 wrote:Ignored your warning, wish I had not now.
Ditto.
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 595107

Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Hoping it's steak for tea tonight.... :wink:
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:28 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Ambitious Blackburn
Replies: 979
Views: 78553

Re: Ambitious Blackburn

8,500 there last night for an FA Cup quarter final.
Barmy.
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:17 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy National Steak and Blowjob day, fellas!
Replies: 31
Views: 4481

Re: Happy National Steak and Blowjob day, fellas!

I'm just pretending he meant steak.
by ohjimmyjimmy
Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 525206

Re: Joke thread

Just heard on the news they've found traces of horse in meatloaf.

So, he really WILL do anything for love...
by ohjimmyjimmy
Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:07 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Brian McDermott - Reading
Replies: 46
Views: 4388

Re: Brian McDermott - Reading

If only eh, if only.
Will it work?
Should we have done it?
Hmmmmm

Anyway, who's in the frame?
by ohjimmyjimmy
Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:28 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: This is brilliant....
Replies: 29
Views: 5219

Re: This is brilliant....

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I'm confused over what Jimmyjimmy was confused about.
It was my right to be confused, there's no reason for you to confuse yourself as to the reason why, else you'll just get all confused...!
by ohjimmyjimmy
Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:19 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: This is brilliant....
Replies: 29
Views: 5219

Re: This is brilliant....

Thats why i was confused.

I read it that everybody else was watching Countdown!

As in, footballers nearly doing a full day's training shocker !
by ohjimmyjimmy
Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:03 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: This is brilliant....
Replies: 29
Views: 5219

Re: This is brilliant....

It's happening a lot lately, but im confused.
by ohjimmyjimmy
Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:14 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home
Replies: 442
Views: 43392

Re: Biggest game of the season - Brighton @ Home

He's a striker / left back....

Henrik Pedersen !

(similar goal ratio too!)
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:03 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Why Do people Leave early ??
Replies: 103
Views: 11576

Re: Why Do people Leave early ??

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
89bwfc89 wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: (We won, kids.)
We did indeed, on the day I was born.

My dad still went to the game 8)
Is that why your middle name is Sherpavan?
People probably thought that was the place of conception...;)
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1352299

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

And the poster who has used the word 'shizzle' the most often on these forums? Lord Kangana I'd have had money on it being a1. I loathe ties. There, I've said it. Speaking of whom, where is he? He must be out on the street trying to refind his cred, the douche-bag. Have you ever googled what a douc...
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1352299

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

I wear a tie, but can't see how we're still allowed to in this crazy H&S obsessed world, there we are wandering round a deathtrap office with a length of stray cloth swinging around.
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1352299

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Actually we white suburban douche-bags use the word 'fierce' :)
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1352299

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

89bwfc89 wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Go to work dressed as a woman, see how they like that shizzle.
Stop telling everyone your secrets you suburban douche-bag!
Aye well the word douche-bag is perfectly acceptable to be used by middle-aged northeners isnt it 8)
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1352299

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Go to work dressed as a woman, see how they like that shizzle.
by ohjimmyjimmy
Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1352299

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

You should point to some scruffy fat bastard in a creased, strecthed, egg-stained short sleeve shirt, and ask if he looks any smarter than you just because he has somehow managed to persuade a tie to hang round his neck, via the aid of the top two buttons being undone. I must point out in the inter...