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by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Eurovision 2010
Replies: 18
Views: 1542

I don't think Graham Norton is funny whatsoever!! :D Ah, this moves us on. Camp is not a funny entity, not to me anyway. There isn't a single double-entendre that's funny. Graham Norton isn't funny. Julian Clary isn't funny. Paul O'Grady isn't funny. Is that an oxymoron? OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, Matron!!...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri May 28, 2010 4:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1283408

Neckties. The have no purpose in a modern democracy. Just some anal retentives that feel undressed without them. p.s. I'm not wearing one today. what is a necktie? See that thing attached to your avatat in white - around the neck - it's like one of them - without the cardboard inserts (although the...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 27, 2010 1:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Martin Gardner
Replies: 11
Views: 998

If you're interested - a profile from Scientific American reprinted on his death: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=profile-of-martin-gardner Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Gardner And his marvellous "Annotated Alice" - Footnotes explaining logic problems in Alice in...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 27, 2010 12:59 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Piqué and Zlatan
Replies: 57
Views: 4684

Homosexuality is a crime and they should both be punished. I'd take them to Kingston in Jamaica, dress them in pink boxers and let them find their own way home. Disgusting behaviour by two grown men. Yuck. Me too... Handcuffed to you, with a monster tube of KY hangin from yer belt... :roll: Typical...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 27, 2010 12:58 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Piqué and Zlatan
Replies: 57
Views: 4684

Who cares what people get upto in their private lives as longas its not illeagal? Homosexuality isn't as far as I'm aware so who cares? The Church can have their versions of morality amongst their dwindling flocks, its a freeish country. One thing that does puzzle me is the need to feel that the Ga...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 27, 2010 12:57 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Piqué and Zlatan
Replies: 57
Views: 4684

Who cares what people get upto in their private lives as longas its not illeagal? Homosexuality isn't as far as I'm aware so who cares? The Church can have their versions of morality amongst their dwindling flocks, its a freeish country. One thing that does puzzle me is the need to feel that the Ga...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 27, 2010 9:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Martin Gardner
Replies: 11
Views: 998

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:The bassist out of slipknot died the other day n'all. But I don't think they need to learn about him in school.
Not to mention Ray Allen.
and (I guess), by extension, Lord Charles...
According to newspaper reports, Lord Charles was 'unavailable for comment' :|
by Gary the Enfield
Wed May 26, 2010 9:50 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Piqué and Zlatan
Replies: 57
Views: 4684

Homosexuality is a crime and they should both be punished. I'd take them to Kingston in Jamaica, dress them in pink boxers and let them find their own way home. Disgusting behaviour by two grown men. Yuck. Me too... Handcuffed to you, with a monster tube of KY hangin from yer belt... :roll: Typical...
by Gary the Enfield
Sat May 22, 2010 11:30 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Could this be the place for me?
Replies: 19
Views: 4181

Worthy4England wrote:Might as well make a start then.

Bloody tarts game. :-)
Egg-chasing, homo-erotic nonsense.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri May 21, 2010 9:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17922
Views: 1187133

jaffka wrote:
thebish wrote:finale of ashes to ashes - of course!
me too!
Mrs Enfields out tonight so we'll catch Ashes tomorrow on iPlayer.

Just watched Series one, episode one of the Sopranos on catch up and may well do the next two tonight too! :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Fri May 21, 2010 10:38 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 542273

Yep, pleased with Grant. Looks like a done deal according to Sky Sports The coming season will be a lot trickier, definitely. No Hull or Pompey chaos, Brum and Sunderland have money to burn. I reckon Stoke will get found out, though. Let's hope so. Hopefully the Baggies will implode and Cardiff/ Bl...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri May 21, 2010 9:23 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 542273

fozzy wrote:Yep, pleased with Grant.
Looks like a done deal according to Sky Sports
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 20, 2010 4:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Wenlock & Mandeville
Replies: 13
Views: 1370

Possible anagrams:

A damned cloven inkwell or (nearly) Medieval Cock Wand
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 20, 2010 4:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Wenlock & Mandeville
Replies: 13
Views: 1370

Tombwfc wrote:People will slate it, because it's the only thing anyone can do when talking about the Olympics.

It's not a lion, or a bulldog, so it'll do for me.
Could have had an Elephant, or a Red Rose :wink:
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 20, 2010 3:57 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Could this be the place for me?
Replies: 19
Views: 4181

Welcome aboard.

By mobile version, don't you just tap in the-wanderer.co.uk into your web browser search?

Anyhow, check out the forums. You can pretty much talk about anything you want to here. Apart from Scatology and Coprophilia :twisted:
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 20, 2010 8:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1283408

Nobody else getting the Phallic symbolism?

No? Just me? :oops:
by Gary the Enfield
Thu May 20, 2010 8:16 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: wanderer
Replies: 9
Views: 2522

Bit of a hero of Nats too.

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/BO ... twoodR.htm

Welcome aboard.
by Gary the Enfield
Mon May 17, 2010 8:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ronnie James Dio - R.I.P.
Replies: 3
Views: 770

Worthy4England wrote:Farewell Ronnie James Dio. Time to catch the rainbow.

"If I was high on a hill, he would still be looking down on me"...
Interview on Planet Rock right now.
by Gary the Enfield
Mon May 17, 2010 1:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Great Art Debate
Replies: 3491
Views: 266271

Back in 2000 I was in New York and they did something similair with life sized Cows.

It's....................................nice! :P
by Gary the Enfield
Mon May 17, 2010 9:16 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ronnie James Dio - R.I.P.
Replies: 3
Views: 770

Ronnie James Dio - R.I.P.

That's it, really.

Those who know his music will mourn the passing of a fantastic talent and, for those I know who've met him, a terrific person too.

R.I.P. Ronnie

'' Meet me when the sun is in the Western sky ''

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/ma ... -dio-dies1

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