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by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 527350

Jesus wept! The standard of posters on this site is going down!

John Arne Riise was pulled over by police last night on the East Lancashire Road

He was heading in the wrong direction
by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 506945

Bone Henge
by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: FAO Monty (or any of the US based members)
Replies: 20
Views: 3324

Am I right in assuming, this is a cold floor hockeyball thread?
by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: HAPPY...
Replies: 38
Views: 5332

TANGODANCER wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
malcd1 wrote:Some people have campaigned for Saint Alban to be the patron saint of England instead of George.
I'd rather it was the Venerable Bede. Then we can have a Bede Day.
Well, with St George we get a Knight and a day. :wink:
You're FIREd

Dragon pun - for the people who know how unfunny I am!
by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:27 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Champions League tonight
Replies: 267
Views: 30310

Second to none? Don't tell Barca, cos they beat 'em there only 2 years ago. This Chelsea side are the most average of the Abramovich era, and I fancy us to get a goal down there . Even if Chelsea go one-nil up, it doesn't really alter the fact that we need to score once. As do I blurred, but I do t...
by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:24 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Champions League tonight
Replies: 267
Views: 30310

Chelseas home record second to none, they feel this is their year, away goal, suposed 12th man (the kop) missing, you ain't got a hope in hell!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: The theft and robery squad in Moscow will be grateful for that at least. :) Second to none? Don't tell Barca, cos they beat 'em t...
by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:42 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Champions League tonight
Replies: 267
Views: 30310

blurred wrote: Consistently shite, yes.
The games between yourselves and Chelsea??

I agree
by boltonboris
Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:21 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Reading recall Lita
Replies: 10
Views: 2755

Why is Lita highly rated?

Oh I know.... He's English and he's under 25

If he was from any other country, we'd see him for what he is.... Sh*t
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Taco's
Replies: 20
Views: 1718

Verbal wrote:Can't help I'm afraid. Much more of a faNjita man, easy to wrap and bloody good to eat. None of this crispy nonesnse.

Also, DSB would be having sleepless nights if he saw that comma :wink:
Good lad!!
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Taco's
Replies: 20
Views: 1718

Re: Taco's

CrazyHorse wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:I've tried "mince in" first then wrapping the fecker in with salady type things
Is this basically you standing in the kitchen doing an impression of Dale Winton?


:lol:
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 506945

I'll swap you mate, This one here for a Jag
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Proof we've nothing to worry about.
Replies: 1
Views: 406

Re: Proof we've nothing to worry about.

TANGODANCER wrote:Image

:mrgreen:
It's true! My ex had one like a wizards sleeve!
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:19 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: The 'Big Four'
Replies: 35
Views: 4764

I don't think it will ever happen. As soon as someone starts to play well in any team outside the big four they are immediately poached. In order for Villa to break through the glass ceiling, O'Neill would have to convince the likes of Young, Agbonlahor, and Barry to turn down huge wages and the pr...
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Taco's
Replies: 20
Views: 1718

Re: Taco's

Hmmm how the feck does anyone eat the feckers??? I've tried "mince in" first then wrapping the fecker in with salady type things I've tried salady type things in first followed by mince. Either way the whole fecking shebang falls out...pointless or what??? Get the same problem mate, and the answer ...
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:03 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: The 'Big Four'
Replies: 35
Views: 4764

Incidentally, the season Everton finished 4th, we finished with the same points total as Liverpool, with only goal difference seperating us (obviosuly)
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:13 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: The 'Big Four'
Replies: 35
Views: 4764

The current top 3, will be there for the foreseeable future, Liverpool will be only team I can't see being 'certs' although they still probably will be. Serious contenders will be Villa and Tottenham (in a couple of years) with everton having a go every other season. It's a financial issue, is the t...
by boltonboris
Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:34 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: The Premiership team of the season.
Replies: 34
Views: 4650

James

Sagna, Galls, Rio, Evra

Ronaldo, Fabregas, Essien, Krancjar

Adebayor, Torres
by boltonboris
Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:33 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: And so to Newcastle.
Replies: 15
Views: 3286

I know what you mean about playing teams under pressure, but would you rather play United when they have to win to win the the league? I wouldn't!!! To be fair, there's never a good time to be playing the vermin, is there? No and that's because they have good players - Players who respond well to p...
by boltonboris
Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:19 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: And so to Newcastle.
Replies: 15
Views: 3286

I know what you mean about playing teams under pressure, but would you rather play United when they have to win to win the the league? I wouldn't!!!
by boltonboris
Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 659739

Downloading a 4cd set of Ludovico Einaudi - Great stuff

Even if I do snigger at the word 'pianist'