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by Gertie
Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 518637

CrazyHorse wrote:what's the difference between a central heating boiler and David Moyes old english teacher?





One's a water tanker and the others a....
Crazy, I don't understand these ones?????
by Gertie
Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

stinkythefrog wrote:Funnily enough my lad is playing against Jussis lad in the picture at football on Saturday (sad I know but its my only claim to fame)
Whereabouts would this be young froggie boy??? No reason, just curious you know....
by Gertie
Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

Look there... in the upper west stand, see the small blonde girl who screams a lot... That's my future wife that is....

*Gertie wakes up and it was all a dream* [sigh]
by Gertie
Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding. surely Gertie can get banned from this thread for an entry like that :roll: :P The bloke has a fine rear... Now that's a true fact... and don't be making jokes about my entries as you know exactly what will happe...
by Gertie
Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

When the guidebook said Madrid was a city with beautiful sights, they weren't kidding.
by Gertie
Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:44 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 126906

Mar, I think I'm about to reach the end of my tether.... But what is my tether???????
by Gertie
Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23881

Gemini wrote:I agree - a nice Westlife or Take That thread will be nice :twisted:
Take That!!!!! Now you're talking.... Mark Owen yummy!!!!!!

Please Crazy..... can we do a Take That one
by Gertie
Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23881

CrazyHorse wrote:
Ratbert wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Next month: Hear'say. I'd better get cracking on the pictures now!
Are you serious? Let's have Girls Aloud first, go on...

...and the thought of you 'cracking' on the pictures... :shock: 8)
:lol:
Mr Horse, after those can we have Westlife?? I'll give you a hand with those photos.....
by Gertie
Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23881

I've voted Bradley especially when he does the bit at the start of Don't Stop Movin'

I loved S Club..... :oops:
by Gertie
Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 126906

communistworkethic wrote:
americantrotter wrote:LOL...no he's in love with Ron's sister! Ginny Weasley

(awaiting Mar's response eagerly nonetheless)
so why is he going out with Cho Chang?
Commie that's all finished... Harry preferred redheads
by Gertie
Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:19 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Bommie night!!
Replies: 61
Views: 11208

I was at a bonfire party up in Cumbria at the weekend. After all the fireworks had gone off we picked up all the rubbish and chucked it on the bommie. Where we then alerted to the 1 unexploded firework that set off in the fire, cue us all legging it in totally random directions, very very amusing.
by Gertie
Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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by Gertie
Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

We've gone full circle back to Smashing Pumpkins again. :shock:
by Gertie
Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

Hang about SKD, let's not run before we can walk here.... After you got out of the car, I put Charlotte Church on :oops: (I think I'm beyond help).
by Gertie
Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:54 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917711

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Smashing Pumpkins grandma, no sweetie we're listening to the Foo Fighters.
by Gertie
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 518637

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now!" Unable to resist the temptation, the man ...
by Gertie
Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 518637

A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre.......
















....... So the barman gave her one.
by Gertie
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10107

Hooray!!

(Although I admit I can't park.)

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