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by Bruce Rioja
Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:45 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: sheff u sue wham
Replies: 12
Views: 3209

Shouldn't it be the FA that they should be suing? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official Poem Thread
Replies: 64
Views: 12449

communistworkethic wrote:eloquent feck aint he
Do you know a Salfordian? It couldn't have been written better.
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:40 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: The official Bolton Stream/Radio link thread.
Replies: 2112
Views: 563513

Are any of the London radio stations running a commentary that I can pick up via Sky?
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:06 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Poll on Manchester City Evening News Website
Replies: 16
Views: 2856

Conversley, the odds have shortened on Jol winning the sack race. Of course, before a ball was kicked, the tossers were blathering on about how they were going to turn the top four into a top five this season by dint of them spunking a ridiculous amount of money on a player that no-one else was part...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official Poem Thread
Replies: 64
Views: 12449

Evidently Chicken Town - John Cooper Clarke the fecking cops are fecking keen to fecking keep it fecking clean the fecking chief's a fecking swine who fecking draws a fecking line at fecking fun and fecking games the fecking kids he fecking blames are nowehere to be fecking found anywhere in chicke...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official Poem Thread
Replies: 64
Views: 12449

CrazyHorse wrote::conf:
Is this the official Basil Brush impersonation thread?
You need to brush up on your Blackadder, Hoss. :wink:
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Drinkers beware.
Replies: 39
Views: 4803

Whatever your opinion I would think its safe to say the UK is the worst in Western Europe (or certainly has the worst reputation) for excessive drinking. I'll sup you under the table, matey boy! :mrgreen: You drink shandy dont ya? Poof! See that Twinnings Herbal Green Tea? That's your moonshine, th...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Drinkers beware.
Replies: 39
Views: 4803

Harry Genshaw wrote: Whatever your opinion I would think its safe to say the UK is the worst in Western Europe (or certainly has the worst reputation) for excessive drinking.
I'll sup you under the table, matey boy! :mrgreen:
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:42 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Keano aims for treble!
Replies: 11
Views: 3103

This sort of things been going on for years though... Players trying to keep their wives happy. It's good to hear a big name manager come out and ridicule it though. I bet it's not just the wives who want to stay near London for the shops.. I imagine some of the modern players wouldn't be able to c...
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:44 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Soccer AM
Replies: 19
Views: 3476

Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it. Yep. Doing 606 isn't he? And about fifteen other programmes, including Five's version of Top Gear and that weird Sunday morning programme th...
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502711

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by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502711

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Put it away, Crazyhorse.
WINNER!


Over to you Brucie.
Cheers Squaddington. Leave it with me.
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 646150

Sorry to be boring, but - Lloyd Cole & The Commotions - Live at Glastonbury.
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:45 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Hull sign Henrik
Replies: 14
Views: 3073

To be fair, Tango, I wouldn't have thought that there'd be any ill-will from anyone. Personally, I'd love to see him do well at Hull.
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Drinkers beware.
Replies: 39
Views: 4803

Athers wrote:Anyone heard of "smirting"?
Are we back to Gay Males? :?
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Heathrow Protests
Replies: 18
Views: 1779

It may interest you to know that Greenpeace actually employ protesters. Think about that the next time they're rattling the bucket. A guy that climbed the stack at Deptford Energy From Waste plant was on over £40K PA. This being despite the fact that the very chimney that he was perched on emits les...
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:15 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Soccer AM
Replies: 19
Views: 3476

Has Lovejoy left for good? I turned it on on Saturday morning and was just as quick to turn it back off when I saw that that Goldstein chap was presenting it.
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:56 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Amusing names
Replies: 50
Views: 8692

I was wondering if we'd had this before, as I seem to recall telling of a colleague of a friend whose name was Ian Littler, and as such signed everything I. Littler.
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:55 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Amusing names
Replies: 50
Views: 8692

I once had a meeting with the MD of a company in Deeside whose name was John Lennon. When I asked him for a card he asked "Why, are you likely to forget my name?" to which I of course responded "No, just your phone number". We never did do any business! :?
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:45 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Amusing names
Replies: 50
Views: 8692

There was a Bolton police sergeant called Richard Balls. Use the abbreviation of his christian name. I few years ago, trawling through the database of Lloyds Bank customers in their Tunbridge Wells office I found the name Mary Kitkat. Ho Ho. It turns out there are loads of them in that area. It was...

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