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by The Axman
Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:05 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sconny Botland
Replies: 28
Views: 3802

Re: Sconny Botland

Here's a map of all the Scottish league clubs. None are in the north-west. The closest two are Ross County and Inverness Caley Thistle. If you can get to Inverness on the 29th they're playing the mighty Motherwell who currently lie second in the league ahead of Celtic. Thistle are bottom. http://ww...
by The Axman
Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:42 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sconny Botland
Replies: 28
Views: 3802

Sconny Botland

I'm off to Sconny Botland for a well deserved fortnight's break (I'd prefer somewhere warm but my dog doesn't like flying (more precisely, she doesn't like hanging around for 6 months after flying)). Apart from the Weegie Bores (Rangers/Celtic) and the Neigh-din-burg Wallies (Hearts) are there any d...
by The Axman
Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 539917

Re: Joke thread

Here is al list of favourite phrases about clueless people --The wheel is turning, but the hamster's dead --Elevator doesn't reach the top floor --Not the sharpest tool in the box --From the shallow end of the gene pool --One less brain cell and he’d need watering --The light is on but nobody’s home...
by The Axman
Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:56 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers revenue
Replies: 14
Views: 2676

Re: Wanderers revenue

thebish wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Our rev is about right.

Dunno about the others.

thanks! 8)
Oh God... groan. (that should have been in the Jokes thread. On second thoughts...)
by The Axman
Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:42 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35752

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

Breaking News... he (Bruce) could hand Connor Wickham his first start in the Premier League. Interesting.
by The Axman
Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 539917

Re: Joke thread

A guy is driving around Dublin and he sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yes," the Lab replies. "So, what's the story?" T...
by The Axman
Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:34 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35752

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

I see this as a must win match. Even this early in the season, if Bolton lose, then I don't think we will escape relegation and will probably stay in the bottom three throughout the entire season - how depressing is that? I think it is very winnable, but it depends on how early OC substitutes. I th...
by The Axman
Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:21 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers Quiz Questions
Replies: 55
Views: 5788

Re: Wanderers Quiz Questions

Wow! just discovered this (fairly) interesting question in The Times FinkTank section from a few weeks back. Q) which current player has the highest goals to playing time record in the Premiership? The answer (in the Times at least) was indeedy Mr. Ivan Klasnic , with Hernandez second. The article ...
by The Axman
Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:08 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35752

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

I see this as a must win match. Even this early in the season, if Bolton lose, then I don't think we will escape relegation and will probably stay in the bottom three throughout the entire season - how depressing is that? I think it is very winnable, but it depends on how early OC substitutes. I th...
by The Axman
Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:05 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35752

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

I see this as a must win match. Even this early in the season, if Bolton lose, then I don't think we will escape relegation and will probably stay in the bottom three throughout the entire season - how depressing is that? I think it is very winnable, but it depends on how early OC substitutes. I th...
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:59 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers Quiz Questions
Replies: 55
Views: 5788

Re: Wanderers Quiz Questions

Wow! just discovered this (fairly) interesting question in The Times FinkTank section from a few weeks back.

Q) which current player has the highest goals to playing time record in the Premiership?
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:14 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers Quiz Questions
Replies: 55
Views: 5788

Re: Wanderers Quiz Questions

a few more... a) in which year did Bolton achieve their worst ever league position? b) which English league ground is the closest to the Reebok? c) which English league ground is the furthest from the Reebok? Answers are (as guessed correctly) a) 1987/88 in the fourth tier of English football, whic...
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:58 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: The Perfect Manager
Replies: 20
Views: 2903

Re: The Perfect Manager

jaffka wrote:Kuntz?
:D :D :D :D
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:57 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: The Perfect Manager
Replies: 20
Views: 2903

Re: The Perfect Manager

Arsenal have Arsene Wenger Man City have Manc ini We should have Wanderly Luxemburgo Man Utd's next manager? This man: http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1289396815256&id=caa368aa710faab51d16089dfd91271a I like it: Wanderly of the Wanderers! He could be General Manager, a bit like a Hea...
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1374673

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Mmmm cookies... I like White chocolate ones best... Surely that should be in the "Today I'm ecstatic about" thread. Today I'm angry about people posting things in the Today I'm Angry about thread when they aren't angry about anything :evil: Forgive me, Mr Axman! Pretty please? I'll share my cookies...
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1374673

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Gooner Girl wrote:Mmmm cookies... I like White chocolate ones best...
Surely that should be in the "Today I'm ecstatic about" thread.

Today I'm angry about people posting things in the Today I'm Angry about thread when they aren't angry about anything :evil:
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:11 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers Quiz Questions
Replies: 55
Views: 5788

Re: Wanderers Quiz Questions

a few more...

a) in which year did Bolton achieve their worst ever league position?
b) which English league ground is the closest to the Reebok?
c) which English league ground is the furthest from the Reebok?
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:56 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers Quiz Questions
Replies: 55
Views: 5788

Re: Wanderers Quiz Questions

uh! Sturridge of course - last year. And here's me going back through programs from the 80's, 70's, 60's and 50's... duh.
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:38 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers Quiz Questions
Replies: 55
Views: 5788

Re: Wanderers Quiz Questions

Mar wrote:No one willing to take a punt and try and answer them or add their own questions?
Gis a break! still thinking about them... not exactly easy are they? :|
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:34 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: bolton chants
Replies: 105
Views: 18476

Re: bolton chants

How about (to the tune of the Ting Tings "That's Not My Name")

They say y'must score
They say pass the ball
They say don’t draw
They say no blame

That’s not our game!
That’s not our game!
That’s not our game!
That’s not our game!

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