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by enfieldwhite
Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:08 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: new olympic sports
Replies: 87
Views: 9867

I define Sport as something you can't do in everyday clothing or footwear.

Anything else is a hobby or pastime.
by enfieldwhite
Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:07 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear
Replies: 74
Views: 9308

Cos bears are awesome? Do you think a bear would beat a lion in a fight? No. Bears are, as has correctly been pointed out, awesome, but a lion would win in a fight. Bears are large and cumbersome, and lack the feline grace of the lion, which would evade the bear's blows, and move in to pounce. A ti...
by enfieldwhite
Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:00 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Wasted Talent
Replies: 40
Views: 5063

OK - I'll bite. Why was Shearer a wasted talent? 30 goals from 63 appearances for his country. Prem League winner. 260 goals from 441 appearances in the Premiership. Played until he was 36(?) and not really at all comparable to your other two p(r)icks... I guess the only thing you could say is that...
by enfieldwhite
Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:58 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Wasted Talent
Replies: 40
Views: 5063

Alan Shearer OK - I'll bite. Why was Shearer a wasted talent? 30 goals from 63 appearances for his country. Prem League winner. 260 goals from 441 appearances in the Premiership. Played until he was 36(?) and not really at all comparable to your other two p(r)icks... I guess the only thing you coul...
by enfieldwhite
Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:21 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Wasted Talent
Replies: 40
Views: 5063

George Best

Lee Hughes

Alan Shearer
by enfieldwhite
Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear
Replies: 74
Views: 9308

Bruno wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:Back in the day I hunted Pussy quite successfully! :wink:
Not Beaver?
or Cock? :wink:
No, but I've met a few on the Internet. :wink:
by enfieldwhite
Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear
Replies: 74
Views: 9308

Back in the day I hunted Pussy quite successfully! :wink:
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear
Replies: 74
Views: 9308

Stupid woman, shame they killed the bear! Thought did cross my mind. A wild animal that size kept in a fifteen feet square cage for why? Bad enough in zoos, but private owners keeping them for no sensible reason defies explanation . Cos bears are awesome? Do you think a bear would beat a lion in a ...
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear
Replies: 74
Views: 9308

I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman. This ocageonal comedy reall brightens my day though Indeed, a real 'Kodiak' moment. Altogether now 'Memories are made of this (sweet, sweet, the memories you gave to me)' You could at least have sung "Simon Smith and his ama...
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear
Replies: 74
Views: 9308

boltonboris wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman.
This ocageonal comedy reall brightens my day though
Indeed, a real 'Kodiak' moment.

Altogether now 'Memories are made of this (sweet, sweet, the memories you gave to me)'
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear
Replies: 74
Views: 9308

It seems she was behaving like an ursehole. But that's because she kept a grizzly bear. What if it had been a white one - would that polarise opinion? Your question may be more humorous if you'd said Black Bear. 8) My only hope is she didn't procreate as the Gene Pool will be a little less shallow ...
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17922
Views: 1202887

I watched 'We own the night' last night.

Grim, brutal, oppressive and dark.

Just the way I like 'em. :twisted:

Fantastic score, too.
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Strictly Time.
Replies: 89
Views: 13099

Bruno wrote:Both times!

Burn the racist!
On a lighter note my daughter once asked me if a racist drove racing cars.
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Strictly Time.
Replies: 89
Views: 13099

Bruno wrote:I was being ironic my friend......
....and you missed my invisible :wink:
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Strictly Time.
Replies: 89
Views: 13099

Bruno wrote:I was being ironic my friend......
....and you missed my invisible :wink:
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:59 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Benitez .... prick
Replies: 1980
Views: 264853

Now, Johnson for £17 million was a different and entirely more retarded matter. Liverpool do not have that kind of money so Lord knows why they approved that. Well over the summer they actually spent very little overall, given the sales of Alonso and Arbeloa - in fact they may even have made a prof...
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Strictly Time.
Replies: 89
Views: 13099

If he'd said it in a football stadium it'd be a more serious matter, or am I just cynical. Indeed it would. Also, regardless of who heard him say it, it was still said, he still used the term 'Paki' wether in jest or not. If I said it work, I'd be in for a bol**king He should be sacked, no messing ...
by enfieldwhite
Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:12 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fun stuff to do in Town
Replies: 30
Views: 4015

What was Reflex? All I remember was Ritzy's, 5th Avenue, the Temple, that one that used to be McGinlay's that opened till 8am and was only there for a year, and Bergerac's. You don't remember Sundowners? Oh, come on! :o Aaaaahhh Sundowners. The only place I've been and had to wipe my feet on the wa...
by enfieldwhite
Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:28 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Wes Brown is better than Gary Cahill
Replies: 25
Views: 3471

Can't understand this "My Club" small mindedness to be honest. I enjoy watching our international sides at all sports. Football being no different. I certainly wouldn't want to see the end of international football, so, I'd have to support any Bolton players that got called up. I guess thats all do...
by enfieldwhite
Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:41 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What's in your back yard?
Replies: 34
Views: 4904

Foxes (covered in another thread) And a large Jewish Cemetary just over the wall. No bother from the neighbours. And Richard Littlejohn, apparently . Do you have a loaded gun in your house? And with neighbours like him, then if not, why not? Surely there has to be a season for his sort? Tell me mor...