Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious." The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail...

Oi! I asked for my death option first.

I take an hour out of my busy day to make a nice montage of s club member face pictures so that I can make a nice poll for your enjoyment and all you can do is complain that there is no secret 'death to the s club' vote option! :roll: Sorry mate, but its a necessary option that would make the poll ...

Where's the none of them I wished they'd died in a horrible accident option?

Paris Hilton.

It is Linesman and will always be Linesman. I have never once heard somebody say "Offside!! Assistant Referee!!"

CrazyHorse wrote:

This wasnt quite what Venus Williams had in mind when told her new career involved firing a range of volleys.