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by communistworkethic
Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Rich pigs
Replies: 5
Views: 1413

Michale Carol - self-proclaimed King Chav, lottery winner who is the sole reason for my wanting public flogging, the stocks and the pillory brought back in to use.

A waste of flesh, a vile, malodourous, boil on the ring-piece of society.
by communistworkethic
Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://uk.sports.yahoo.com//051105/2/er7m.html

i think this deserves to be the next caption comp
Honestly, my cock is this big!
by communistworkethic
Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

Now Santa was getting an idea of how the elves felt.
by communistworkethic
Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

keveh wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Mine was a belter - apart from getting into a bit of a muddle over the current interpretation of the Offside Law.
And more original - Keveh just lifting your idea almost entirely. :roll: :roll:

I vote Gertie.
:conf: i didn't submit anything
sorry meant DLBP!
by communistworkethic
Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Mine was a belter - apart from getting into a bit of a muddle over the current interpretation of the Offside Law.
And more original - Keveh just lifting your idea almost entirely. :roll: :roll:

I vote Gertie, and if she wants a prize I'll giver her one.
by communistworkethic
Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

who's won anyway??
by communistworkethic
Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

Gertie wrote:Hang about SKD, let's not run before we can walk here.... After you got out of the car, I put Charlotte Church on :oops: (I think I'm beyond help).
I'd put Charlotte Church on given the chance. :twisted:
by communistworkethic
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:47 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

http://www.fprespa.org/images/halloween/pumpkins.jpg "So you see Grandma, as there's no daylight between the tin of peanut butter and the pumpkins, it's offside. You calling the referee a total and utter wanker will not change the facts." But surely dear, the idea of daylight is complete fabricatio...
by communistworkethic
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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Andy Warhol "re-imagines" Halloween v Wizard of Oz.
by communistworkethic
Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it. http://www.fprespa.org/images/halloween/pumpkins.jpg Smashing Pumpkins grandma, no sweetie we're listening to the Foo Fighters. I defy someone to beat that! Geeeeeeeennniiiius! I'm also agog at the non-pap-pop music references from you G, my ...
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

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George was amazed that when he looked in Anna's ear he really could see right the way through.
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

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"Bloody Hell" thought George, "Commie was right, she is a useless, hamster-faced gobshite"
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

Well it was tight (just how I like it) but the winner by a marmoset's mammaries is.... mummywhycantieatcrayons with "Allardyce wasn't happy when he saw how Kevin Nolan was celebrating his 5th goal of the season." special mention to Bruce Rioja - any reference to celebrity suicide is to be applauded.
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:03 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 60126

'Last House on the Left' now.................wes craven I like dark films, my dvd collection has Saw, original Ring, Halloween, Friday 13th etc in there so I don't mind blood, violence and horror. But this is an appalling film, it has little or nothing redeemable about it, nothing more than some pi...
by communistworkethic
Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

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try that
by communistworkethic
Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

Gravedigger wrote:Picture won't come up. That's not a funny caption, just lack of knowledge :oops:
ooohh so much bitterness and lack of knowledge in that post, don't you get the post-modernist irony???


try you hands at this one....

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by communistworkethic
Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I'll just chuck one in while Gravedigger sorts himself out:


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nnngghggghh - use the force, man, use the force

or

Captain's log ...... damn wrong film

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Who thought a stormtrooper would have poblems with a Kling-on?
by communistworkethic
Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 512519

A yorkshireman walks in to his kitchen with a sheep under his arm to find his wife sat there.

"this is the fat ugly pig I have to shag when you've got a headache" he says

"that's a sheep not a pig you thick tw@t" replies his wife

"I was talking to the sheep"
by communistworkethic
Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:03 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

Blackberry Monkey wrote:Well since theres been no action how about this one


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The BBC had gone over the top trying to make Davros even scarier for the new series of Dr Who.
by communistworkethic
Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917061

wigan white wrote:Why thank you, now lets try this one:-
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SILLY SUDS!

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