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by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917330

yes watching blackburn is a bit like watching the grass grow.
by communistworkethic
Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:33 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 126043

Think that may just be a bit too much to ask. But if you're not looking to tone it down maybe you can try and find a bird that is willing to do those sort of things that you like so much. And as for women all being obsessed with pink, just the kooky ones. I chose to ignore your advice Mar, some may...
by communistworkethic
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917330

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"I'd better get some work in if I'm to pass myself off as a former model turned PR Guru at the TW Xmas party" thought Dave.
by communistworkethic
Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917330

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Tony Kelly was sure his retirement would be secure with this career change.
by communistworkethic
Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917330

TANGODANCER wrote:Okay, here you go;

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The two pasties soon realised they were in the away end.
by communistworkethic
Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:37 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917330

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Delusions of grandma

or

Lotto Fairy's story

or

Aunty Gladys wished Mich would take his hand from up her arse

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inbreeding with the upton family left them so weak it took 4 of them to carry Mich's giro to the post office
by communistworkethic
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please treat me as an equal!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 9406

Bravo Warty :D I find this the worst sort of post – brown-nosing, arse-licking call it what you want. Makes me wanna puke basically. Calling Warthog by pet names? Gay, gay, gay!! Are there any real men on here? There are other sites where men can flirt with men. Yet you insist on doing it here Dave.
by communistworkethic
Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please treat me as an equal!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 9406

Natasha wrote: trying to put us down at every opportunity.
which reminds me, does anyone know a vet with a tranq-gun?
by communistworkethic
Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please treat me as an equal!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 9406

Re: Please treat me as an equal!!!

Do you act differently around authority and those who have power? I know a lot of people are scared of people in power. I am just wondering how you would all act around me with my power - i.e. financial wealth and wit. I would like to think you would treat me as an equal and not give me special tre...
by communistworkethic
Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917330

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Two miniutes later Gary was arrested at customs for trying to leave the country, while in possession of little Speed.
Quality SOTWA. :D
by communistworkethic
Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917330

"It's just a pale imitation" thought Speedo.
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

Mich Caine wrote:Just went clothes shopping, just took some back pocket change - £900. Bought a couple of fantastic jackets. I really look the part.
Yeah, those backwards ones with the nice big buckles and wraparound sleeves.

Nurse!! 10mg Chlorpromazine STAT!
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

So what if mich posts a pic of some bloke with a lottery cheque? How do you know it's him? Camelot post pics of their winners wherever they can. Look here's me the month.... http://www.lewestoday.co.uk/getedimage.aspx?ImageID=280136 But as Mich didn't win the jackpot would they post the pic on the ...
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

So what if mich posts a pic of some bloke with a lottery cheque? How do you know it's him? Camelot post pics of their winners wherever they can.

Look here's me the month....
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by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

Knobhead (Mich, that is!) Good come back, are you really Oscar Wilde? No, I am his love-child from a torrid one night stand with Elizabeth Barrett Browning. (Which is all the more impressive when you consider the fact that she pre-deceased him by around forty years and he was as gay as a badger.) :...
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Knobhead (Mich, that is!)
Good come back, are you really Oscar Wilde?
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

oh my god, I've logged on to www.boyracerswithsmallcocks.com by mistake! OK then, I am giving you 30k to spend on a car, go and find me one. BMW 5 series 2.2SE BMW Z4 Audi A4 Cariolet Audi TT LandRover Discovery Saab 9.5 Saab 9.3 convertable there's a nice mix for you, all give you change from £30k.
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

TonyZicoKelly wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Cavalier with a V8 - wooohoo.

Presumably it comes in Burberry?
:roll:

I pity you. It's actually a replica of the Holden - an Australian muscle car. So, yeah a jumped-up Cavalier. Numpty.
£30k for a replica of an Australian Vauxhall??? Be still my beating heart!!! :roll:
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

Cavalier with a V8 - wooohoo.

Presumably it comes in Burberry?
by communistworkethic
Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37829

oh my god, I've logged on to www.boyracerswithsmallcocks.com by mistake!