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by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 8:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The very worst records of all time.
Replies: 49
Views: 8845

I'm not one of these geeky student protesters who stand outside buildings shouting the same phrases over and over. I just hate smoking, it's cancerous, smells really bad and lingers on your clothes when you go to the pub. I don't want to put up with it anymore.
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 8:20 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: ALLARDYCE APPOINTED NEWCASTLE MANAGER
Replies: 420
Views: 89416

sluffy wrote:
James B wrote:ha, i forgot milner

decent winger as well
Shay Givens - a very, very good keeper too!
Best way to piss a Newcastle fan off, call Shay Given shit, works every time. Say it seriously though. I have first-hand experience, I happen to live with a geordie.
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 8:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Charlton v Spurs
Replies: 27
Views: 3997

Come on you Spurs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Surely you want a North West club to stay up at the expense of a bunch of cheating Cockney W@nkers. Had they not signed Tevez he couldnt have scored two and set up the third last Saturday. Not Fecking rocket science is it. Any smaller club would have been deducted...
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 8:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I hate Bank Holidays
Replies: 11
Views: 1687

I hate Bank Holidays

Am I on my own here? All the shops are shut, I've no bread, no milk and I can't go and do my assignment at uni because the fecking library is shut.
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 8:13 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: ALLARDYCE APPOINTED NEWCASTLE MANAGER
Replies: 420
Views: 89416

Question - how much of Newcastle's midfield would you swap for the likes of Diouf, Davies, Nolan, Andranik, Vaz Te and up and comers like Smith? Can't really class Diouf and Davies in that as they're more forwards but if I had to choose a midfield out of Bolton's and Newcastle's I'd take: Duff Andr...
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 8:10 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: ALLARDYCE APPOINTED NEWCASTLE MANAGER
Replies: 420
Views: 89416

Could see it coming to be honest (if that's true). None of the other 'big' jobs are available and Sam said last time that it was the right offer at the right time. Good luck, Sam. It'll take you three/four years to build something half decent with that crock of shite - so you'll need all the luck y...
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: ALLARDYCE APPOINTED NEWCASTLE MANAGER
Replies: 420
Views: 89416

Could see it coming to be honest (if that's true). None of the other 'big' jobs are available and Sam said last time that it was the right offer at the right time. Good luck, Sam. It'll take you three/four years to build something half decent with that crock of shite - so you'll need all the luck y...
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 1:31 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Moor Park massacre
Replies: 24
Views: 7629

Saturday - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/bigweekend/2007/artists/190507/ Sunday- http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/bigweekend/2007/artists/200507/ Pigeons, Maximo Park and The Enemy are the only decent ones there. Kasabian are alright as well. I sincerely hope that Mika tosser gets bottled off. I hate him.
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 1:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Do you like paste sandwiches?
Replies: 46
Views: 6621

communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy 8)
not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students. :roll:
If it's on bread it's a butty. Never sandwich!
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 12:51 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ronaldo Penalty
Replies: 15
Views: 2341

Henrik's fan club wrote:Death to Maradona! (Nature's getting onto that as we speak :wink: )
Drugs more like.
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 12:44 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Guilty pleasures
Replies: 68
Views: 12022

I hate that song as well Cowdrill.
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 12:43 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Moor Park massacre
Replies: 24
Views: 7629

Who's on that? I heard Pigeon Detectives were playing, if so, they're the only decent act so far.
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 12:12 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Moor Park massacre
Replies: 24
Views: 7629

400,000 people have applied for tickets when there's only 30,000 on offer. I don't know why though, I thought the presence of 'Mika' would put everyone off, it would most certainly stop me going. Also, who would want to watch 'some faggot on stilts'? As Liam Gallagher said about Scissor Sisters.. he...
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 12:08 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Do you like paste sandwiches?
Replies: 46
Views: 6621

It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy 8)
by Epitaph
Mon May 07, 2007 12:07 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Any tips for pulling a sicky?
Replies: 18
Views: 2097

Just tell them you're ill, simple as.

Where do you 'flip burgers' at anyway?
by Epitaph
Sun May 06, 2007 1:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Breaking News
Replies: 14
Views: 2357

Debo wrote:Should we sue if Tevez's goals prevent us getting Uefa?
Might as well, everyone else is.
by Epitaph
Sat May 05, 2007 3:31 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: The official Bolton Stream/Radio link thread.
Replies: 2112
Views: 573926

TVU player playing it on Star Sports, better than on any other
by Epitaph
Sat May 05, 2007 3:25 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: The official Bolton Stream/Radio link thread.
Replies: 2112
Views: 573926

I got it working but it had Andranik lied on the floor for about 10 minutes. Brilliant quality. Now I'm just sat here pissed off as that argie bastard scores two past us.
by Epitaph
Sat May 05, 2007 12:50 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Evenin all
Replies: 58
Views: 20811

CrazyHorse wrote: Never been a student myself though I did once buy half a bitter shandy and paid for it by cheque.
Is it a common thing for students to buy things with cheques?! Can't say I've ever done it!
by Epitaph
Sat May 05, 2007 12:43 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 159068

malcd1 wrote: Which one are you then? :D
Funny, yeah I do need a hair cut but oh well, can't be arsed going, unless you're implying Lynsey looks like a man...

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