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by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

communistworkethic wrote:

can someone host it on Imageshack for me please? That one's blocked for me at work.
I don't understand why you want it hosting when you can't see it yet you posted the original image ??
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:26 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Private messages
Replies: 2
Views: 2104

Private messages

New member bolton06 seems to be private mailing everyone with a link to a streaming/video site. Is this sort of spamming ?
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

Nope can't see it, our company firewall restricts that site as adult content.
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

Congratulations are of course in order, however not that i am bitter or anything but he did have 6 tries.
by knobpolisher
Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

I don't mind holding the hockey stick for a photo call but why i have to wear the bloody puck on my head is beyond me
by knobpolisher
Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Golf in general
Replies: 22
Views: 3793

Yes I use a rescue club , its a 3 iron equivalent, and the reason I use it is because I cannot hit my 3 Iron. I get along really well with it. Someone, Lee Trevino I think, once said "You can give the best clubs in the world to the worst golfer in the world and they will still be the worst golfer in...
by knobpolisher
Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:48 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Middle East Crisis
Replies: 392
Views: 44586

They are ALL religious bigots and will never be any different. When 9/11 occured i flew out to ABU-dhabi 2 days later and met a palestinian who was convinced that the US had deliberately flown planes into the twin towers so they could have an excuse to invade afghanistan and Iraq. She would not be s...
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Racism?
Replies: 59
Views: 20234

Did Nina Simone do a song called 'Ain't got no I got life' which is currently being used for a Muller advert ? :wink:
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Racism?
Replies: 59
Views: 20234

My point in the non-fishing music thread was :- I Knew the song. I was pretty sure the singer was Black. I thought it may be Nina Simone , although I wasn't sure. So therefore I would have looked stupid to write "I think its by a girl it may be Nina Simone' , so the Black bit had relevance. Similarl...
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

Gertie can you follow this link.

www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/117877.jpg
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Name That Tune!
Replies: 24
Views: 5177

They have a forum where people discuss adverts. Do they have people on there moaning about Media Buyers only managing to secure the News at Ten slot on a Thomas the Tank Engine budget, when they should be securing The Corrie slot? :conf: Bloody eck Bruce have you been on the funny pills ? today wha...
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

I tried the re-boot thingy ( as a computer programmer myself I fortunately knew what reboot meant) To no avail, therefore I very smartly displayed the source code and was able to ascertain in true Morse style that the picture was on www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/117877.jpg I tried to look at ...
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

None of these are very funny, particularly because i can't actually see a picture. Anyone know why ?

p.s. this is not an entry to the caption comp it is a statement of fact.
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:49 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Name That Tune!
Replies: 24
Views: 5177

blurred wrote:If anyone wants to find out a tune on an advert somewhere - check out www.commercialbreaksandbeats.com - has most of them on there :)
Good link but what a sad site that is. They have a forum where people discuss adverts - for goodness sake there will be forums next where people discuss football.
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Name That Tune!
Replies: 24
Views: 5177

communistworkethic wrote:
knobpolisher wrote:I think its called 'Ain't got no I got life' , I think it was some Black girl sang it maybe Nina Simone but not convinced on that !

:fishing: knobby??
Sorry Commy I don't understand the fishing bit. She is/was Black !
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:05 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Name That Tune!
Replies: 24
Views: 5177

I think its called 'Ain't got no I got life' , I think it was some Black girl sang it maybe Nina Simone but not convinced on that !
by knobpolisher
Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:32 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

blurred wrote:Wahey! :D

I'll put one up some time this evening when I get back from work
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

You must work very long hours.
by knobpolisher
Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

TANGODANCER wrote: Okay, wise guys. :mrgreen: Thought the 1 finger would indicate it was the dog talking, :mrgreen:
Ha Ha caught you out , the dog doesn't have any fingers.
by knobpolisher
Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

Little Green Man wrote:
knobpolisher wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: RULE NUMBER ONE. I MUST NOT SHIT IN THE TRANSIT VAN.
Sorry Tango I think you should clarify your caption , Is the dog saying that or the Copper ?
Neither - it was CAPSLOCK.
You are right it was - how bizarre.
by knobpolisher
Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917883

TANGODANCER wrote: RULE NUMBER ONE. I MUST NOT SHIT IN THE TRANSIT VAN.
Sorry Tango I think you should clarify your caption , Is the dog saying that or the Copper ?