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- Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:15 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 514135
Re: Joke thread
Bruce Rioja wrote:My wife said that turning her mother's life support machine off was the most difficult thing that she's ever had to do.
Obviously she's never tried sneezing whilst holding a full pint!
- Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:12 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Today I'm happy about......
- Replies: 9035
- Views: 725047
Re: Today I'm happy about......
How will you be able to spot the difference?Beefheart wrote:Just had my final uni exam! 3 months off, and flying to the states for my 3 weeks travelling there!
Go get a wash, and fingers crossed for results, mate. Well done.
- Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:09 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Letter From The Chairman..
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2902
Re: Letter From The Chairman..
Me three. I hope this is Garty's way of pointing out that there's one less excuse the Manager could offer for being a bit shit.
- Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:32 am
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: im leaving
- Replies: 82
- Views: 8380
Re: im leaving
Fixed.TKIZ! wrote:He's the wind beneath your underpants
- Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:01 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The Official Xbox 360 Thread
- Replies: 2543
- Views: 308479
Re: The Official Xbox 360 Thread
Still not finished Skyrim 
And I thing dlc pack to be announced next week at E3
And I thing dlc pack to be announced next week at E3
- Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:30 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
- Replies: 7412
- Views: 472314
Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
an investigation on the bbc website has found that humidity has no affect on swing. thus saying that keeping one side of the ball dry and the other damp has no affect on swing Shane Warne might disagree? dunno what he'd know about it... Gentlemen, please. Warne could make it both swing and spin, al...
- Thu May 31, 2012 9:33 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: The real reason we're out of the Premiership:
- Replies: 94
- Views: 10608
Re: The real reason we're out of the Premiership:
Yes, but that's usually accompanied by "too pi$$ed to care".Gravedigger wrote:Until you put the wrong end in your mouth.
- Thu May 31, 2012 9:30 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
- Replies: 7412
- Views: 472314
Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Someone's had too much time on their hands today.Bruce Rioja wrote:Worthy4England wrote: He probably said something like "Feck knows, I could never manage it".
Someone's on form today.
- Thu May 31, 2012 8:19 pm
- Forum: Other Footy
- Topic: how will rogers do at "the mickey mouse"
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1598
Re: how will rogers do at "the mickey mouse"
I thought that was more Turning Circle?CrazyHorse wrote:Turning point my arse
- Thu May 31, 2012 8:12 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
- Replies: 7412
- Views: 472314
Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
an investigation on the bbc website has found that humidity has no affect on swing. thus saying that keeping one side of the ball dry has no affect on swing I heard this on the radio yesterday. Immediately struck me as one of these research-group-spouts-bollocks-to-secure-future-funding type invest...
- Thu May 31, 2012 8:01 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: where will we finish next season (formally next season)
- Replies: 94
- Views: 7498
Re: where will we finish next season (formally next season)
It's going to be a looooooooooong day. We have spent more time in the top division (what it's called isn't really relevant) of English football than any other - 73 Seasons, compared to 28 in the second tier, 11 in the third tier and 1 in the fourth tier. oh dear - this won't end well! 8) At the rat...
- Thu May 31, 2012 6:22 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The athletics/running thread
- Replies: 8511
- Views: 588289
Re: The athletics/running thread
Ohhhh that must make me an Athletics Master Coach too - I think probably well above level 4.thebish wrote:I had a quick flick through it today - it's nowt but a fat book full of pics of knobs and titties!
- Thu May 31, 2012 6:02 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Ask Mar
- Replies: 411
- Views: 125610
Re: Ask Mar
Dear Mar,
There was recently a bit or a to-do about toast toppers - food of the gods. Which one is the best?
Ta!
Worthy
There was recently a bit or a to-do about toast toppers - food of the gods. Which one is the best?
Ta!
Worthy
- Thu May 31, 2012 5:56 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Farewell Jussi
- Replies: 114
- Views: 12802
Re: Farewell Jussi
And here you go, the Blackburn double penalty save, with the Nobby red card thrown in for good measure. Possibly the most bonkers 2 minutes of football ever seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AGBNUh7h04" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :pray: :pray: What I wouldn't give for that te...
- Thu May 31, 2012 5:46 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok
- Replies: 3369
- Views: 344471
Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok
It's getting to be a bit of a joke this now, conversations about utter sh*te We can go back to talking about Owen Coyle, if you'd prefer? Shut up you :wink: he will rule the land in his shorts 1 day just you watch. And how long have you been waiting to pull that one out. Not waiting at all, why wou...
- Thu May 31, 2012 4:54 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok
- Replies: 3369
- Views: 344471
Re: Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok
We can go back to talking about Owen Coyle, if you'd prefer?hi there, i'm craig wrote:It's getting to be a bit of a joke this now, conversations about utter sh*te
- Thu May 31, 2012 4:53 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Underperformance against wage bill
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1576
Re: Underperformance against wage bill
Yes, yes, a higher wage bill paying the likes of Sean Davies, Paul Robinson and Jussi. And Lee, Holden, Mears, Muamba, Wheater. Etc Lies damn lies etc. We've halved it, which was the plan, because its overly bloated with shit. It'd be interesting to see the % difference of all those clubs before an...
- Thu May 31, 2012 4:51 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Today I'm happy about......
- Replies: 9035
- Views: 725047
Re: Today I'm happy about......
Nothing is quite as acute though as the feeling when you're leaving school or 6th form, leaving what had up until then been a cocoon that you didn't even really realise existed. I remember stopping on the school driveway. I turned around, looked at the school and said out loud "Thank feck for that"...
- Thu May 31, 2012 2:50 pm
- Forum: The Trotters
- Topic: Farewell Jussi
- Replies: 114
- Views: 12802
Re: Farewell Jussi
Just as an aside to Jussi apparently going down south - wasn't it quoted when apparently Sunderland were after him a few years ago that he didn't want to leave the north west because his family were settled in the area? Apparently he's just had a new big get-to-feck house built too. I'm having a fi...
- Thu May 31, 2012 2:36 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Where are you going tonight?
- Replies: 4947
- Views: 431043
Re: Where are you going tonight?
Oh dear. I don't predict a happy ending to this one.