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by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The new George Oghani
Replies: 23
Views: 2522

The new George Oghani

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1994430,00.html Footballer fined for toilet seat fraud The Portsmouth full-back Glen Johnson stunned onlookers in at B&Q in Dartford, Kent, yesterday when he was caught trying to steal bathroom fittings. Despite reportedly earning £30,000 a week, Johnson ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fabio Capello
Replies: 13
Views: 2533

Batman wrote:You should stop reading 442 when you turn 16.
You may be thinking of Match. Or Heat.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Newcastle vs Birmingham
Replies: 41
Views: 8094

keveh wrote:When Owen comes back for example, Newcastle will have one of the best front lines in the Premiership.
You think Owen and Ameobi will make any kind of partnership?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 537352

New Words

Some of these aren't new. Some are (to me). New "Human Resources Dept." Words for 2007 TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B_ _ _ _cks. AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a proj...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:44 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Newcastle vs Birmingham
Replies: 41
Views: 8094

Att: 26,099

To quote the fancy-dressed Geordies at the Reebok:
"They're here, they're there, they're every fkn where, empty seats, empty seats"
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:33 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: TANGODANCER
Replies: 25
Views: 11996

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Batman wrote:Genesis of a member
A bit embarrassing, I suppose, but there's no need to bring it up - I mean the man is a Smackdown finalist.
Finalist?!
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: 311 guests?
Replies: 31
Views: 13450

For some reason I've just had to go and have a beef sandwich , and I don't even like beef :conf: is that some squaddie euphemism for something?? :shock: How many times? I'M NOT INTERESTED!!! http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3189/commiebashsk4.gif Jeeeeez :roll: quality, I've got my own emoticon!!...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:13 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: 311 guests?
Replies: 31
Views: 13450

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:How many times? I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!Image
That's one persistent Pacman McCarthyite!!
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ashley Young
Replies: 16
Views: 3952

Routledge and Davenport Oh aye, I get the two confused. Dawson is the better of the two, Davenport is still good mind. Routledge and Davenport were promising British youngsters, which is why they were signed by Spuds. Now they're average-at-best squad-fillers, which is why Spuds want shut for the l...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Henry's Goal vs the Dingles
Replies: 13
Views: 2200

TANGODANCER wrote:I was still gibbering at Savage's pantomime act in getting Gilberto sent off. What a :@*&5Xx$** that pillock really is.
Just seen it on MotD2 and it made me swear at the telly in an empty room. What a cock.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Todays Weather
Replies: 13
Views: 1938

Well, twas a lovely day in London, first day of spring almost, certainly according to the shoots in the garden and the birds that sing all night. Tis pity I had the hangover from hell and couldn't enjoy a bit of niceness after a preposterously windy week - stylistically disastrous for those with ele...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ordinary Boy Preston calls the Kettle Black
Replies: 113
Views: 20007

The Ordinary Boys Hard Fi Arctic Monkeys Libertines Razorlight all that shite. all a sorry representation of Britain. complete throwaway nonsense. i have pissed out better lyrics than "i'm working for the cash machine" or "oh oh oh, oh, there's panic in america" :pray: Sad thing is that all those b...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
Replies: 54
Views: 9122

It's Really the end

BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6259063.stm I was mocked at work yesterday for suggesting he'd come for a farewell tour of the Prem. Maybe he still won't - he could just feck off to LA now, train, start in April - but this seems to close the door on Spain, doesn't it? Real coach calls t...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
Replies: 54
Views: 9122

I hope I didn't give the impression I don't like him; I just find it's a big big financial gamble on a fading player. I suppose AEG can afford it, eh? I've nowt against him, I think he's honest enough, even if he's surrounded by wankers. But those wankers are going to have to work very hard for him ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
Replies: 54
Views: 9122

Nah, he's making fair comment, although, if Beckham never made another buck he'd be seriously rich. To even indicate he needs a big payday is ridiculous. Oh, but then there's Mrs Tra-la-la and her shopping trips. Forgot about that. Funny old life. Just done a piece on Kevin Beattie, supremely talen...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ordinary Boy Preston calls the Kettle Black
Replies: 113
Views: 20007

His career has gone downhill since he starred alongside Wallace & Gromit in A Close Shave
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
Replies: 54
Views: 9122

No club can afford it based on just ticket sales. This is a much more complex financing package than any other transfer. This is an investment in Brand Beckham as a marketing exercise as much, if not more than, in the player. The money is coming from the owner's pocket and probably sponsors' pocket...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
Replies: 54
Views: 9122

I think their theory must be that whatever Beckham earns will be made back in shirt sales in Asia and increased attendance. Real Madrid played DC United here in the fall and they sold out a 66,000 seat stadium . . . those people weren't there to see Iker Casillas. It's great news for MLS as nothing...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:55 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi there!
Replies: 16
Views: 6518

Ta. Pedersen not glamorous? How dare you! :mrgreen:

Interesting that Werder Bremen were linked with Diouf...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
Replies: 54
Views: 9122

I take back my previous statement even someone as dim as him couldn't but take that offer. See the MLS salary caps gone then!!! It'll be interesting to see if they can attract more players over there now No, there's just one exception per club, under the new "Beckham rule". I think you can sell you...