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by Gary the Enfield
Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:53 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20535
Views: 1861591

Does your gaffer let you use his tape then? Mine won't, bastard. :twisted: What tapes does your gaffer have? Mine has a recording of Hawkwind from the Rainbow Theatre, back in 1975 . Missed that one, but caught 'em 2 years later... The Rainbow has been a Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall for years, now.
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Paint drying
Replies: 19
Views: 2623

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:I use the route-one equivalent - the roller!
I've got a much better labour-saving alternative. Mrs Zulu! 8)
Remind me to mention that to her.
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:20 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 4584

May I be the first to nominate Gary for the 'Enfield White Blond Moment Award'? It's only a matter of time... :wink: It may come sooner than you think. I don't know what this technical difficulty is, yet. :| If it's something I've done, I've done it very publically. (adopts Alan Carr voice) What am...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Paint drying
Replies: 19
Views: 2623

Are you adopting the 4-4-2 brush stroke policy (4 upward strokes followed by 4 downward strokes and finishing with two sideways) for maximum coverage or the more complex 4-3-2-1 favoured by our european brethren. The stroke direction and therefore drying time will be radically different and therfore...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:10 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 4584

Re: Hello..............

My name is Gary. Gary the Beaver. I have been known to many on here as enfieldwhite but due to some technical difficulties I am having to log in under a pseudonym for my pseudonym. If you get me. Anyway, hello. Ah, I'm finally beginning to understand what twonk means..... :lmfao: Cheers Monty. You ...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:07 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 4584

May I be the first to nominate Gary for the 'Enfield White Blond Moment Award'? It's only a matter of time... :wink: It may come sooner than you think. I don't know what this technical difficulty is, yet. :| If it's something I've done, I've done it very publically. (adopts Alan Carr voice) What am...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:52 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Do we
Replies: 67
Views: 13865

Puskas wrote:
Gary The Beaver wrote:If you ask me it's a bit of a RIM do all round!
You're just over-analysing it.
Hard probing is the only way!
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:46 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Do we
Replies: 67
Views: 13865

Lord Kangana wrote:You can talk, Gary-two-profiles.
SSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :wink:
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:36 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Do we
Replies: 67
Views: 13865

If you ask me it's a bit of a RIM do all round!
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:23 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 4584

May I be the first to nominate Gary for the 'Enfield White Blond Moment Award'? It's only a matter of time... :wink: It may come sooner than you think. I don't know what this technical difficulty is, yet. :| If it's something I've done, I've done it very publically. (adopts Alan Carr voice) What am...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:04 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 4584

I think I'm going to like it here. :mrgreen:


Oh by the way.......................... :arse:
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:43 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 4584

Lord Kangana wrote:As in Richard Littlejohn's next door neighbour? That Enfield?
So you keep saying, but I haven't seen him since he borrowed my long-handled shears! :evil
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:38 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 4584

Hello..............

My name is Gary. Gary the Beaver.

I have been known to many on here as enfieldwhite but due to some technical difficulties I am having to log in under a pseudonym for my pseudonym. If you get me.

Anyway, hello.