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by blurred
Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917257

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You see kids, this is St James' Park, and that's where you'll be sat during the game. I think it's called Whitly Bay
by blurred
Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917257

There were a few worthy entries, and quite a hard task to pick a winner. Special mention to SOTWA, but I'm afraid I'm a sucker for a bad pun, and so I've gone for
norm the jedi wrote: No David we said we wanted to see you perform in a more forward ROLE
by blurred
Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917257

Here's another way to get Siemens on your shirt
by blurred
Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917257

Robbie Keane doesn't have this problem, opined Dave
by blurred
Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:52 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917257

Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

has anybody mentioned that Crouch nearly wrestled Owen away from that cross at the weekend? Surely you mean "took the defender out, allowing Owen in", as our estemeed Liverpudlian friend stated. :roll: Not what I stated at all. I said that Crouch was marked and Owen was left free. Really, if you're...
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

hisroyalgingerness wrote:why not go off fantasy football points?
Because they don't include Champions League/Cup games where he's actually been used more often than in the League (owing to injury and suspension)?

I'll tot up any key contributions later on this evening.
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917257

The masseur may well be laughing, but grumpy Hoggard has the last laugh as he's stolen his left leg.
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

Indeed, and yet nobody can be bothered finding me the number of actual assists the lad has had... Well I've pointed out what I would call 5 'key contributions' to goals - how many of them you'd call an assist I don't know. I'll just have to watch through our goals from the season so far to see if t...
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

hisroyalgingerness wrote:way too much time
meh, work are paying for it. it's not as if I've anything else to do :)
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

And you've played 5 of the bottom 8, it's harder for you to play teams below you as there are so many less of them - you making the 9th bottom team. So a much harder start for you, oh I admit it - you playing your fellow strugglers, every one a 6-pointer in the relegation battle! A point away and w...
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:03 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

Teams played - facts ? You've decided who's going to be top and bottom already, I purely mirrored your line of supposition. And how are the promoted teams doing? Not at all, I have not decided who's top and bottom already, only stated a fact to support my argument that you have effectively played 6...
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

I like facts too - do we have a stat on how many assists crouching Peter has had this season? Only the two at Villa spring to mind, assuming we're talking about 'Key Contributions' as the Telegraph would word it in their fantasy footie. There may be one or two more, but it's late and my brain is ad...
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:34 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

I like facts too - do we have a stat on how many assists crouching Peter has had this season? Only the two at Villa spring to mind, assuming we're talking about 'Key Contributions' as the Telegraph would word it in their fantasy footie. There may be one or two more, but it's late and my brain is ad...
by blurred
Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:12 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

Easy start to the season? Hmmmmmmmm... Sunderland, eh? Great example, you'll notice we haven't played them yet but you have, that really shows how much of an easy start we've had. :roll: Indeed, well noticed that you haven't played Sunderland and we have. And seeing as you've taken exception to my ...
by blurred
Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

CrazyHorse wrote::roll:
Er, brevity is wit?
by blurred
Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

I’d hardly say I have a long record of Bolton mocking?! :) I have been known to make the odd jokey comment, this is true, but then that’s just the general ribbing that goes with supporting different football teams, surely? Indeed. It was you who put that cruel 'Saga' link into a Bolton-related post...
by blurred
Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

Wow, so many things to deal with, I almost don't know where to begin. utter bollocks! You talk like we only play sunderland! Well obviously that’s not true, and I just used Sunderland as an example of Bolton’s relatively easy start to the season. And before you jump down my throat (again) and accuse...
by blurred
Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:08 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

To be honest, those that are bemoaning 'Davies will never get picked for England' are probably right, and not necessarily through merit. Obviously Sven is more likely to watch, and therefore likely to pick Crouch because he features in higher profile games than Davies. And this is not a slight again...
by blurred
Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62203

Suppose I should reply on this being the token Liverpool fan on the forum. Peter Crouch hasn't scored this season. This is something of an inescapable fact, especially for Liverpool fans and those in the media who like to shit stir. But it is all very easy to watch a 5 minute potted version of Liver...

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