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by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: A sight not often seen in cricket
Replies: 30
Views: 9756

Not a sight you see in cricket part 2:

DURHAM ARE CHAMPIONS...

Twice his season. 8)

Hopefully (but very unlikely) 3.
by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:13 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: let's all laugh at sunderland.....
Replies: 24
Views: 5395

Couldn't care if they had lost all away games last season, to beat one of the best teams in the league last year was a brilliant way to start the season. We've only been turned over once this season - at Wigan. We even outplayed Liverpool.
by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fancy driving one of these?
Replies: 24
Views: 4222

communistworkethic wrote:
Nozza wrote:Merely an extension of a penis for men.
so, you'll want them all then?
Naturally.
by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fancy driving one of these?
Replies: 24
Views: 4222

Merely an extension of a penis for men.
by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: A sight not often seen in cricket
Replies: 30
Views: 9756

Only because the ECB pitch inspectors bottled an investigation into the Blackpool pitch. F u cking farce playing a game in which the title could have been decided at an out pitch which has a notoriously bad wicket. Should have been docked 20 points. Shut up you knob You've just turned over Sussex o...
by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:02 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: let's all laugh at sunderland.....
Replies: 24
Views: 5395

James B wrote:spurs at home not among the toughest fixtures, but decent start all the same, think you'll be fine this year
Bollocks. Any match against Spurs is likely to be hard.
by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:01 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: In case you missed it
Replies: 32
Views: 6579

I work with a Scot (he's a dirty tax dodging student, bit like me, now. :D ) and was all full of himself on Thursday morning, despite everyone congratulating him on a nothing less than superb victory and he turned around and said: "The only thing hat soured my night was hearing you won". Bitter c u ...
by Nozza
Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:56 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: let's all laugh at sunderland.....
Replies: 24
Views: 5395

7 points from 6 games. 6 games which included Liverpool and Spurs at home, and a trip to Old Trafford. 2 wins, and an away draw so far.

Kenny Jones looks class. Gordon is miles better than Jussi, like.

None of our new signings have disgraced themselves...except for Halford, he's shit.

8)
by Nozza
Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: A sight not often seen in cricket
Replies: 30
Views: 9756

Only because the ECB pitch inspectors bottled an investigation into the Blackpool pitch. Fucking farce playing a game in which the title could have been decided at an out pitch which has a notoriously bad wicket.

Should have been docked 20 points.
by Nozza
Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:56 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Keano aims for treble!
Replies: 11
Views: 3103

Nugent the nugget turned us down cos Keane was 'impatient'. I reckon it was cos Keane makes a shit cuppa: Keane responded: “I wasn’t impatient with Nugent. I waited five weeks. If he thinks that is me being impatient he doesn’t know me. I don’t know why he was disappointed. I made him a cup of tea ....
by Nozza
Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:51 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Liverpool's 'New Anfield' finally unveiled
Replies: 103
Views: 19477

I think it looks crap.

If they removed the arseholes from above the away fans (the ones who pour piss on you) then Anfield is me fave ground.
by Nozza
Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:50 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Keano aims for treble!
Replies: 11
Views: 3103

Not much. Hearts rejected a bid of 9 million quid for him. They wanted more. I reckon we'll still get him like. Either that, or Jussi...as the rumours are doing the rounds again...
by Nozza
Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:42 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Keano aims for treble!
Replies: 11
Views: 3103

Keano aims for treble!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 921983.stm











































:wink:
by Nozza
Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:31 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: From £3.5m signing to forced retirement at 25
Replies: 11
Views: 3383

Re: From £3.5m signing to forced retirement at 25

James B wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:............to Sunderland..............It ain't all sunshine and roses.
it certainly aint :vomit:
Aye, cos Bolton is capital of culture isn't it?
by Nozza
Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:30 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: From £3.5m signing to forced retirement at 25
Replies: 11
Views: 3383

He was quality.
by Nozza
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Frank Butcher is brown bread!
Replies: 4
Views: 1683

Frank Butcher is brown bread!

:o
by Nozza
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER................Martial Arts movie
Replies: 28
Views: 5237

yes Nozza, Trevor Roberts is a 7th Dan in Jui Jitsu, 4th Dan Judo and 3rd dan in the Russian Martial art of Sambo, former worls light heavyweight JuiJitsu Champion- he is a professor by virtue of his martial arts knowledge. Trevor worked boltons doors for years, many tried many failed. He trained t...
by Nozza
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER................Martial Arts movie
Replies: 28
Views: 5237

:fishing:
by Nozza
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where has Cowdrill gone?
Replies: 5
Views: 2190

He's locked in commies basement. He is now commies gimp.
by Nozza
Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who are more shallow - men or women?
Replies: 18
Views: 3532

I'd say it was about equal. Ask them this: Would you rather have the worlds best looking lass, but was shit in bed, and a shit cook, and really unsociable OR have a plain looking lass, who was cracking in bed and really sociable. Remove lass and put lad in for men, add "have loads of money" when ask...

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