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by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ouch!!
Replies: 17
Views: 2360

Oh my god - he filled Kenny (in)!

After filling in Mrs Kenny, apparently along with all of Paddy's mates...

Poor fecker, he might be a Bury reject who denied us two points on Saturday but you don't wanna find that out off yer mates then get your face chewed off...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507639

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Frankly, Jared had grown tired of waiting to come off the bench.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: keeleys just gone up in my estimation
Replies: 271
Views: 39389

communistworkethic wrote:Chloe off the M&S marketing..

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Mrs Barnet has been informed that, if the chance comes, I'm leaving her and the twin Barnettas to run off with Chloe. She seemed oddly confident that this wouldn't come to pass.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Tsunami in Japan
Replies: 4
Views: 694

OMG IT'S HIT, THE TSUNAMI HAS HIT! A small tsunami has hit northern Japan, according to the country's meteorological agency (JMA). It said a 40cm (16 inches) wave hit Nemuro port in the Japan's northernmost island of Hokkaido. Brings to mind a classic Times headline Small Earthquake In Peru: Not Ma...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507639

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"Did you move my invisible table?"
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507639

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"Give us a kiss"
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:47 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Jenas to miss Holland friendly
Replies: 28
Views: 6006

Matt Taylor has been doing well at LW at Pompey, for example. At least is doing better than Richardson, who's not doing at all. A slap to the face of players that don't wear a big team shirt, imho. Tonight's team members play for: Tottenham Man City Man Utd Chelsea Chelsea Liverpool Man Utd Chelsea...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cold Turkey
Replies: 63
Views: 8091

Tango is one of my favourite posters on this site and he's a great guy to have on board. If you're reading this old boy, then please come back soon. However, I do feel obliged to defend Insane Apache against the "you're better than that" comments that imply he was wholly in the wrong. I would argue...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Three Questions....................Alan Hanson
Replies: 6
Views: 1019

D'you get royalties from Captain Scarlet?
Who was better: Phil Babb or Glenn Hysen?
Why are there youth team leagues if you don't win anything with kids?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ridiculous Tabloid Articles
Replies: 16
Views: 1795

Classic Express Diana jpg, marvellous...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cold Turkey
Replies: 63
Views: 8091

Tango is one of my favourite posters on this site and he's a great guy to have on board. If you're reading this old boy, then please come back soon. However, I do feel obliged to defend Insane Apache against the "you're better than that" comments that imply he was wholly in the wrong. I would argue...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Worst Burglar Ever
Replies: 7
Views: 1583

Whacked out of his gourd, perhaps...

On which note, congrats to the Daily Mirror headline writer who headlined today's story about a crack-smoking vicar...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cold Turkey
Replies: 63
Views: 8091

Addiction is a medical problem. Not a legal one. Nor is it a moral one. The Lord helps those who help themselves, Rather strange that you should quote from Zoroastra........you being a Christian and all... :crazy: As you will, IA. I've already seen the futility of trying to debate anything to do wi...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Cold Turkey
Replies: 63
Views: 8091

You're deliberately missing the point, but at least in doing so you are in the company of most of the media outlets reporting this story. It's not a question of 'giving them drugs', to go with their (almost entirely fictitious) Playstations, as a recreational perk. The standard and most successful ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507639

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Steven Gerrard adapted well to his right-wing position.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Jenas to miss Holland friendly
Replies: 28
Views: 6006

officer_dibble wrote:last time england played holland was it Ricketts only game? Loads of debuts in that game as well IIRC...
Ricketts, who sucked, Vassell, who scored, and Bridge, before he ran over a black cat.
You may have fun guessing England's line-up that night.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:16 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: Good site good people
Replies: 17
Views: 7862

Welcome along, non-sleek Greek, have fun out there.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 159450

Mar wrote:Here is me beside a Welsh beach with the tiki torches. I'm the one on the left.

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Bloke on the right's local, yeah? :P
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What you reading today?
Replies: 107
Views: 19694

communistworkethic wrote:I found the Timewasters Letters to be, well, a waste of time
Must admit it's the one gathering the most dust in DSB's "office"
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What you reading today?
Replies: 107
Views: 19694

Am chuckling my way through Man Skills . Short bursts of information (how to rugby-tackle a burglar) topped and tailed with humour ("Burglars generally do not like being disturbed while at work"). The perfect bog-book, it's taken its place alongside Stephen Fry's Paperweight , Clive James's The Crys...

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