At my age I no longer do anything 'special'.

Yep I'm 30 and 84 months this time.

6th June - The devils day.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 15,00.html

Also my birthday

TANGODANCER wrote:

TANGODANCER wrote: Suggest you go back to your original message Malc and "delete" it (in the top right hand corner) before the er site "Police", arrive.

Thanks for the advice Tangodancer. I know how touchy they can be sometimes.

Little Green Man wrote:Looks like you must have dangled that young 'un upside down for quite a while. That's some nosebleed. Shame on you!

I think she was supposed to be a butterfly but I haven't seen one like that before.

TANGODANCER wrote:

THERE YOU GO.

Thanks Tango. Thats much better.

Tricky Trevor wrote:Feck Me Malcd1. How big is that pic?
You look mighty familiar. Do you have a brother whose first name begins with K?

If you mean Kurt I do.

You're not of our Villages mates are you? I always thought this site was a bit shady.

I've been resisting the urge to post my mug shot......... but here goes nothing. I don't think will work out properly but never mind. Sorry about the size. Will one of you clever people change it for me. Thanks

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3292/p61900435ys.jpg

I think I'll leave it as a link

Berlin is a great city but not for a group of lads wanting a pub crawl. Some fantastic restaurants all which are very hospitable but not many 'bars'. The women in Berlin are absolutely gorgeous. Not that I was interested being a happily married man but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't...

Just so you know France won 1-0. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/france/5023578.stm Lyon's Florent Malouda scored the only goal of the match to lead 1998 World Cup winners France to a win over Mexico in a warm-up for the 2006 tournament. Midfielder Malouda found the tar...

Just something to remember if you have NOT read any of the Dan Brown books. They are complete garbage. No maybe that isn't strictly true the first half of all his books are pretty good and run along at a fantastic pace. It's the second half that really lets them down. I have never read such over the...

communistworkethic wrote:Now there's a coincidence, I was about to post the same thing. Unfortunately I'm there on work though, so can't see the alcohol consumption being quite the same as Malcd's.

If you see me in a gutter. Pick me up and send me on my way.

I am going to Berlin with the boys next week and was wondering if anyone has been recently and can recommend any areas/bars. It's going to be a boozey 4 days so no need to add any tourist places. :pissed: I've been checking on the internet and there doesn't seem to be one location for the clubs. Any...

This cybersex joke was going about a couple of years ago and I've just found it again. It still makes me laugh when I read it. :D Sajad: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My m...

A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?" The o...