Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing which he concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident" "Oh Dear God, no!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president cra...

Perhaps the thread should be re-titled 'Ask Mar feat. Bench'. You know as in the radio mix stylie :p

Ohh dear God what have I unleashed on the world!!!

Leonard wrote:What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
















Dam.

I'm sorry but I think this may well be in the wrong thread...this is a joke thread

ok I'll kick off... Two men walk into a pub, and all the inhabitants greet the one called George, and the other asks George: "How do all these people know you?" George replies "Everybody knows me." the other says "You can't know everybody." And George challenges him "Name any person that you think I...

Offside?...is'n't that when the ball gets booted out the side of the pitch?

He's traded her in for a younger model. Well played sir.

suit yourself...I know who I have in my bed

Just found this....for all you Star Wars fans...

http://www.bangingtunes.com/forum/topic/t22233/

enjoy

@ Tom Cruise thingy....I think the guys a prick...after all he LEFT Nicole, that alone should disqualify him from any praise....he's a top pillock :aveit:

Ahem....

On 9th Feb 1960 ...

The Number 1 single was:
Anthony Newley - "Why"


The Number 1 album was:
Original Soundtrack - "South Pacific"


Born on 9th Feb:
1942 - Carole King
1955 - Jimmy Pursey ( vocalist, Sham 69 )
1963 - Dave Rotheray ( guitarist and tunesmith with The Beautiful South )