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by Bruce Rioja
Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Bloody hell Bruce, I just came online with that same answer :shock:
Really? :shock: Is that because great minds think alike, or that fools seldom differ? :wink:
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:38 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

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And this is the bit where Alf Inge Haaland's tibia, fibula and kneecap all used to meet!
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 21049

plodder wrote:Here is my Christmas spirit of choice..

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It has to be oak matured though.
Splendid choice, Sir, but
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Floats my boat. (Or sinks it, depending on consumption!)
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 21049

followed soon after by the great but overplayed "fairytale of new york" what i have to put my foot down on is advent calenders that aren't xmas related, you know just with spongebob squarearse on or just snickers logo. does my tits in spongebob rules, leave him alone Ginge raises an excellent point...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:46 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 21049

Wey hey - Mince pie anyone?
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

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Cisse's 'Nelley the Elephant' came a very poor second to Gerrard's 'Beadle's spazzy hand' impression!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:About time you all stopped loafing about and made some dough :P
What? Like, earned a crust?
Crumbs, you trying to take a "rise" out of me Bruce
No, just raising a 'toast' to the working man, Tango.
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:After all, it the thought that beans on toast!!
:roll: Beam me up Stottie
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

TANGODANCER wrote:About time you all stopped loafing about and made some dough :P
What? Like, earned a crust?
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

Some of you guys really are scraping the oven bottom of the barrell.
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

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The Mexican Striker's welcome felt somewhat wasted when it became apparent that his name wasn't Baguettei at all!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

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His attempt at the Rene Higuita Scorpion Kick only led to Rod Wallace making a tit of himself.
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

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"Oh yes, yes, I just love it when we come out Stan Collymore-ing".
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.
Old Gravedigger, the lad. He just couldn't resist the "Emperor's new caption" gag!
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

Hey, I'm not sure what the time rules are regarding the judging! I'm off down to Fulham in half an hour so you can either wait until I get back tomorrow night, wait 'til Gertie's back on Monday, or fight amongst yourselves. Coooooooommmmmmmmmmme oonnnnn youuuuuuuuuuu whiiiiiiiiiiiite meeeeeeeeeeeeen...
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

The old gag of replacing the hair gel with Immac hadn't gone down too well in the changing rooms. WINNER :D Right, I m sick of trying to do this now. Pixie says "Hi", and has asked me to respond on her behalf. I wish I was a boffin. OK, I'll try and post a bloody picture again (for the 9th time!) h...
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

The old gag of replacing the hair gel with Immac hadn't gone down too well in the changing rooms. WINNER :D Right, I m sick of trying to do this now. Pixie says "Hi", and has asked me to respond on her behalf. I wish I was a boffin. OK, I'll try and post a bloody picture again (for the 9th time!)
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Thanksgiving!
Replies: 29
Views: 5539

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You cruel, cruel lot!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62480

I'm just wondering. Do you think that Gary Glitter's last request will be to be shot by Peter Crouch? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920852

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Barry Gibb pleads for mercy before the Phantom Spray Painter turns him lilac, too!

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