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by Abdoulaye's Twin
Fri May 11, 2007 10:12 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Completely Ruined....
Replies: 77
Views: 14393

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Yates - by a country mile.
what he said. Loads of pizza will just make you feel like shit. 6 pints followed by a kebab will sort you out :D
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Fri May 11, 2007 10:06 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trains/public transport is a shambles!
Replies: 41
Views: 5411

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:oystercards were just created by MI5 to track your movements
They'll find my file fascinating.
the more salubrious parts of London?
Depends on how you define salubrious. :wink:
I'll let you use your imagination, there may be youngsters about :wink:
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 10:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trains/public transport is a shambles!
Replies: 41
Views: 5411

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:oystercards were just created by MI5 to track your movements
They'll find my file fascinating.
the more salubrious parts of London?
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 10:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trains/public transport is a shambles!
Replies: 41
Views: 5411

oystercards were just created by MI5 to track your movements doesn't bloody work then, much like anything IT the government tries. I check where it has registered me going and half the time its wrong :doh: Anyway, no need to track me, you'll find me in the usual pub :D yeah that's what they want yo...
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 10:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trains/public transport is a shambles!
Replies: 41
Views: 5411

communistworkethic wrote:oystercards were just created by MI5 to track your movements
doesn't bloody work then, much like anything IT the government tries.

I check where it has registered me going and half the time its wrong :doh:

Anyway, no need to track me, you'll find me in the usual pub :D
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 10:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trains/public transport is a shambles!
Replies: 41
Views: 5411

they have something called an Oyster card apparently Pretty sure that's an initiative for regular commuters rather than tourists, but it's ridiculous that you can get such decent rates there when the rest of the country is a nightmare. Got a train to Edinburgh last summer for a Hibs game in the Int...
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 5:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Give an inch ... & take a mile (RANT)
Replies: 59
Views: 12215

Don't you remember the entire commission being asked to resign because of corrupt practises? Then there was the case of the auditor who uncovered widespread corruption and fraud. She went to the anti-corruption commisioner, a certain Welsh wind bag, called Kinnock, who immediatley swung into action...
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 3:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Give an inch ... & take a mile (RANT)
Replies: 59
Views: 12215

and corruption.
Plus it's based on fraud
I don't know about that, I haven't seen anything along those lines at the agency I work in. I would suggest that ludicrous laws and procedures mixed with a huge dose of incompetence is a better description
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 2:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Give an inch ... & take a mile (RANT)
Replies: 59
Views: 12215

You've no chance of the europeans accepting english. I should know, I work for the bloody EU. Just to work for them you are supposed to speak several languages despite the fact you never use them for work. They then bring in a new law saying you have to speak more of them. What this means is that if...
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 1:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trains/public transport is a shambles!
Replies: 41
Views: 5411

Verbal wrote:Really does depend where you live. London is absolutely awesome for transport (in my experience anyway) as are many other major cities.
You wouldn't say that if you'd been stuck on the tube between Finsbury Park and Highbury & Islington for 2 hours in 40c heat at rush hour
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 1:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: pfffffffffft!
Replies: 10
Views: 1507

I saw that too...very funny!
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 10, 2007 12:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Harsh?
Replies: 18
Views: 3694

absolutely necessary. years ago a mate of mine did similar and we gave him a friar tuck hairstyle :shock:
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu May 03, 2007 1:48 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Our newest member
Replies: 13
Views: 5450

here here. Welcome to the asylum :mrgreen:
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Wed May 02, 2007 4:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: If Man Yoo got to the CL final.
Replies: 33
Views: 3856

I'm sure they'd all be welcome in Rome :shock:
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Wed May 02, 2007 4:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Your favorite EVER......................Fast food dish.
Replies: 45
Views: 7733

meat pie, chips, peas n gravy for me. its shite down here so its all the better when I'm oop north and get to have it :D
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Tue May 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Songs that remind you of summer.
Replies: 22
Views: 4992

Re: Songs that remind you of summer.

I think we're alone now - don't ask. :? Anymore for anymore? <shakes> http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/images/tiffany.jpg I think we're alone now Children behave, That's what they say when we're together, And watch how you play, They don't understand, And so we're, Running just as fast as we can, Hold...
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:37 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who would be more unbearable if they win the Champs League?
Replies: 44
Views: 5923

obviously neither, but having to choose 1 I'd say yernited. If I have to listen to all that sycothantic scouse you'll never walk alone and stevie g is the best player in the world ever crap that a section of the liverpool fans spout whenever they win anything I'll scream. Oh, and they are going to w...
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:39 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Beneficial Finance
Replies: 12
Views: 1640

idiots
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: A Quandary 4
Replies: 18
Views: 2136

Re: A Quandary 4

Batman wrote:Should I have chicken or beef when I fly to the US on Monday?
chicken, the beef will be tough as old boots...that said the chicken will be like rubber
by Abdoulaye's Twin
Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Stupid Sayings thread
Replies: 24
Views: 3319

CrazyHorse wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:What, so you kept waking up, crying and shitting your pants?
:oops:
Sounds like a normal night's sleep to me.
:P