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by TANGODANCER
Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

communistworkethic wrote:As HRG hasn't been about I'll nick in with this.....

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A BIT TONGUE IN CHEEK
by TANGODANCER
Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

communistworkethic wrote:As HRG hasn't been about I'll nick in with this.....

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Chong Phung Po paid a terrible price when his wife found him in her new nightdress.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks.Got to get this right:-)
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If that p--sed up lookout shouts "Land Ho" just one more fcuking time!
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks.Got to get this right:-)
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When told a good "carrier" was essential for golf, George Bush didn't realise they meant a caddie.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks.Got to get this right:-)
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The Royal Navy's new camouflage technique seems to be working well. Satellite communications have just reported that The Isle of Man is now off the coast of Finland!.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

blurred wrote:Ta muchly old bean.

Right chaps, set your phasers to pun:

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"Be positive. I *know* I have the X factor, I know I have!"
by TANGODANCER
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Coo ta :D

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"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a.....hhhhhhhhh!"
by TANGODANCER
Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

CrazyHorse wrote:Ok, I'll do it if no one minds...

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The re-shoot of "Carry on up the Khyber" seems to have been totally misinterpretated by the "Blue Hand Camping Club" members.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Having big problems on any image search. Keep getting "Service Unavailable" First to get a picture up takes over for now.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Cheers Bruce, I'll get on it. :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

[But knowing about that site, I thought every single male would know? A risk I took Keveh. Pheeew! And doubtlessly many not so single men too :wink: Here goes; http://img213.exs.cx/img213/5872/deer7777rp.jpg When I left a voicemail message for a quote from "Unusual Doorbells Ltd" and asked them to ...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

thankingyou..... here we go... http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/happynun.jpg Let's see now: "Teetotal Bolton Wanderers fan and ex-model wants to meet rich, young, good-looking guy for entertainment and fun. Free anytime except match days. Never missed a match home or away except when I was in...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

communistworkethic wrote:thankingyou.....


here we go...

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"Er, no, Mother Superior. Scissor Sisters aren't a group of clothes-making nuns in Africa!"
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:10 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

blurred wrote:
Gravedigger wrote:Nice one, my son. Your shot. 8)
Much obliged, anyway, try this on for size

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Skinny dipping in New Brighton was never going to be a good idea
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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"IIIIII,M DREAMIN OF A WHITE CHRISTMAAAAS"
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Life on Mars
Replies: 32
Views: 5265

communistworkethic wrote:
Cowdrill wrote:Life on Mars? is Bowie's best song


brilliant
better than little drummer boy ?????????
Unfair advantage Commie. He had Bing Crosby to help him on that :P
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Life on Mars
Replies: 32
Views: 5265

No new thing, life on Mars, Soldier. Edgar Rice-Burrows did it around the same time he wrote the "Tarzan" novels. That's a long time ago :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Here you go:

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Never mind your mum lad. Can you play left back?
by TANGODANCER
Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

WINNER.
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Ahhhh that nap did me the WORLD of good. Now to get.................................OH SHXT!!!!!
My own for this would have been:

Come on guys, I know you can't legally kill me but " Under arrest" for
f----s sake?
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917660

Here it is then. Done everything to resize it without success:

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