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by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16925

Snickers will be returned to their proper name - marathon All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now. The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake. Chippies must serve...
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16925

VAT will be removed from biscuits Keep talkin' guv'nor I'm listenin' Hmmm think this might need some work - not sure I'd want to remove VAT from posh biscuits eaten by posh people. There are proper biscuits like Digestives that should be VAT free, but I'm not so sure about Fox's "Big Softies"....
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507943

Verbal wrote:Image

The mural on Barrymore's patio raised a few eyebrows.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: George Galloway
Replies: 51
Views: 8683

a1 wrote:jew hating cock end
Guess that would be an uncircumcised one then?
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16925

People permenantly or temporarily domiciled within London Boroughs must always make way for visitors on the Tube.
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:51 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Mido to Birmingham with a massive vote of confidence.
Replies: 20
Views: 5312

Mido to Birmingham with a massive vote of confidence.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/birmingham_city/6904038.stm Got to admire the guy's candour. He said: "Both sides have agreed terms. I will move on a one-year loan deal and they could buy my contract if the club survives in the Premier League. " That's gotta be a big uplift for the ...
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:45 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Mackems land Richardson
Replies: 36
Views: 8161

Since you're both around, Nozza and Blurred, and you've both rated him as more valuable than Jaaskelainen... Sunderland will smash the British transfer fee for a goalkeeper on Wednesday by paying Hearts £9m for Craig Gordon. A bargain? Knowing what we know now, how much would we pay for a 5 years y...
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Boris for Mayor
Replies: 53
Views: 11376

just think you'd be able to impose a stupidity tax on all those London teams. Wet Spam alone could pay for cross rail :wink: Hmmm I think you could be on to something, I'm off to formulate my manifesto..... I'm sure Enfield, DSB and I could campaign for you (for a smallish fee) If we did it for now...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: George Galloway
Replies: 51
Views: 8683

What's all this crap about being a skillful orator about? show me policy and conviction and ability to carry it through and you might win my vote..lotsa skillful orators are dead. It's easy to sit on the outside of the tent Pi**ing in Must remember not to go camping with you, Franky... :wink: There...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Boris for Mayor
Replies: 53
Views: 11376

Boris is a complete no-hope asswipe. I'm not sure I disagree entirely with "He can't be any worse than what we've got", but that's not a reason to vote Boris either. Muppet Shuffle's don't tend to make life better. Anyone found a policy for Boris yet? Red Ken did say he'd bring congestion charging i...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Open
Replies: 124
Views: 15843

I fancy Montgimerie to finally break his quack...we just need more rain and wind....
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: George Galloway
Replies: 51
Views: 8683

What's all this crap about being a skillful orator about? show me policy and conviction and ability to carry it through and you might win my vote..lotsa skillful orators are dead. It's easy to sit on the outside of the tent Pi**ing in
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 10021

Dr Hotdog wrote:You surname has not been found.

RESULT!
Yeah but "Hotdog" coupled with "Dr" as a forename is sorta cheating
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 10021

Tony Cascarino scores 16 - which is probably more than he'd get on the Irish one...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:27 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 10021

enfieldwhite wrote:My name 32

However, Hamish McSporran gets 274
Gutted - thought Hamish McTavish was surefire winner lol
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 10021

Worthy4England wrote:
dave1980 wrote:Hamish McDonald - 233!
Hamish McTavish - 268
Errr maybe a problem...Robbie Burns only gets 147 and Robert Bruce only 144 lol even James Stewart (James IV iirc) only gets 175, William Wallace (Braveheart) gets a paltry 147 - well only paltry if yer not playing snooker against him..
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:17 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 10021

dave1980 wrote:Hamish McDonald - 233!
Hamish McTavish - 268
by Worthy4England
Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:02 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Biggest sh*t hole of a ground you've been to.
Replies: 109
Views: 25900

That stadium is god awful. narrow concourses, stained smelly troughs in the bathrooms, and it's in Oakland not so nice area. All concrete. Plus that stupid unusable bleacher section used for the NFL games. It's a shithole. and they market the pitch out all wrong, whether the fook is the penalty box...
by Worthy4England
Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:28 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Police raid football clubs
Replies: 79
Views: 19300

Rangers are another or the three.....anyone think Souness might be involved lol.....two down one to go
by Worthy4England
Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:19 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: NEW YORK COSMOS
Replies: 8
Views: 2335

aye - can't remember who put the original post up saying it was worth a look, but thanks to em. It was a good programme made better by the "Dallas" style bitching and infighting :)

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