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by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:58 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: The Perfect Manager
Replies: 20
Views: 2893

The Perfect Manager

Personally I've got nothing against OC, but having read through some of the threads here, a lot of you do (as a manager). :( Sheffield U fans were perfectly happy with Mr. Warnock, true red scousers are delighted to have King Kenny back, Derby fans long for the days when Cloughie ruled the roost, an...
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 520028

Re: Joke thread

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and tries to bite him. He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death with a spade. Realising th...
by The Axman
Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:54 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35495

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

I see this as a must win match. Even this early in the season, if Bolton lose, then I don't think we will escape relegation and will probably stay in the bottom three throughout the entire season - how depressing is that? I think it is very winnable, but it depends on how early OC substitutes. I thi...
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 520028

Re: Joke thread

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us....
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:31 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35495

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

BwfcDan wrote:Axe him. Undercover mackem. ITK
Hee hee. I don't think Mackems are sophisticated enough to understand the concept of being an undercover Mackem.
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:29 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35495

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

Gary the Enfield wrote:It was just a joke!

Down here you hear da yoof constantly saying 'Ax' or even 'Arks' instead of Ask. Axman, your name just reminded me of that and so I asked you who was 'AXing'.

As I say, just a pun, a play on words. No offence meant. And hello.
Hello too. Cheers, no offence taken.
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:11 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Foreign owners 'want end to Premier League relegation'
Replies: 12
Views: 2372

Re: Foreign owners 'want end to Premier League relegation'

Stupid crap idea, but, however, if the upper levels of footy ever go down the path of goal-line technology, instant TV replays for refereeing decisions, extra officials, promotion from Premier Leagues into Euro-Leagues, seperate TV rights for the chosen few, etc. then you might just find that soccer...
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:58 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi, just passing through.
Replies: 26
Views: 6478

Re: Hi, just passing through.

Thanks Little Green Man. As you can see, done.
Cheers.
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35495

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

Is there any chance that Coyle will pick Klasnic instead of Davies, do you think? Who's AXing? :mrgreen: :conf: me! who else?[/ quote] Seriously? Seriously what? a) Seriously: me - the Axman (see new users forum for further information) or b) Seriously, why shouldn't Coyle go with Klasnic instead o...
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:08 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi, just passing through.
Replies: 26
Views: 6478

Hi, just passing through.

:D Hello. The Axman here; Ax for short. I support Buxton (somebody has to), but need the occasional Premier League fix, and get that either at Anfield, SheffU (when they're up there - which ain't often) or BWFC (no, I've no idea why either). :conf: How the hell do you upload a piccy as your avatar i...
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:49 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35495

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

Gary the Enfield wrote:
The Axman wrote:Is there any chance that Coyle will pick Klasnic instead of Davies, do you think?

Who's AXing? :mrgreen:
:conf: me! who else?
by The Axman
Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:32 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)
Replies: 300
Views: 35495

Re: Wanderers v The Delusional (Mackems)

Is there any chance that Coyle will pick Klasnic instead of Davies, do you think?