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by warthog
Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17922
Views: 1200735

Am planning to watch 'Margaret' - a dramatization of Thatcher's last days in office this evening... should be interesting. Sub titled 'Scary Nanny'... Watching it atm...quite good actually. John Sessions as Geoffrey Howe...lol. Unfortunately I can't watch the Devil re-incarnate paraded before our e...
by warthog
Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Are men allowed to drink white wine?
Replies: 98
Views: 10879

Re: Are men allowed to drink white wine?

CrazyHorse wrote:Only tarts drink white wine. FACT! :wink:
Stick to your Strongbow, gay boy.
by warthog
Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Are men allowed to drink white wine?
Replies: 98
Views: 10879

If it's not ok to drink white wine then I'm in serious bother. As for hangovers, the best way to avoid them is not to drink so much. Failing that the choice of tipple helps. Dark Rum is the worst, followed by Brandy and red wine. Drinking water before going to bed is a good idea, but when you're shi...
by warthog
Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:40 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: How many posts are needed before you are upgraded
Replies: 79
Views: 17502

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
warthog wrote:Ricci G. It's scandalous that a player who has been at the club over a decade isn't represented.
Gardner's fine by me, but I'd say that's a bar set low for "scandal", Warty...
I've decide to pursue a career as a tabloid journalist. I'm on a vernacular conversion course at the moment.
by warthog
Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:25 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: How many posts are needed before you are upgraded
Replies: 79
Views: 17502

Ricci G. It's scandalous that a player who has been at the club over a decade isn't represented.
by warthog
Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17922
Views: 1200735

Anyone caught any of Mad Men? It looks very well shot, quite sharp. Written by one of the peeps who wrote The Sopranos too. Any whoses, after The Wire, this is the next on the list. It's the show I look forward to at the moment, although I had to wait until 12.50 am last night because of Michael Po...
by warthog
Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:52 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Yet another take on standing at soccer games.
Replies: 23
Views: 3349

'The constant noise is driving some fans mad'. Sweet mother Mary of Nazareth, that is for real?! It's 'Boro's fault for building the ground on the cheap. I was in the very back row at last season's game and our lot were making a hell of a racket by banging on the naff plastic barriers at the back o...
by warthog
Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:56 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sky Sports: Bolton agree fee with Newcastle for Nolan
Replies: 457
Views: 59005

Bloody hell. You wouldn't want a big lump like Nolan landing two-footed on your shin. Somehow the Japanese commentary seems entirely appropriate.
by warthog
Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:46 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sky Sports: Bolton agree fee with Newcastle for Nolan
Replies: 457
Views: 59005

eddybwfc wrote:nolan straight red card!!
It's been coming for a while (over the season I mean, not today) with the number of late challenges he was putting in.
by warthog
Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:36 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Earworms
Replies: 48
Views: 6026

I'm an expert at putting irritating songs into the heads of other people. This will do for a start But the killer is this You are doomed to be singing the chorus to yourself for the rest of day. 'Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, rememberrrrrr...' I refuse to click either ...
by warthog
Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Earworms
Replies: 48
Views: 6026

I'm an expert at putting irritating songs into the heads of other people.

This will do for a start

But the killer is this

You are doomed to be singing the chorus to yourself for the rest of day.

'Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, rememberrrrrr...'
by warthog
Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I Just don't get....
Replies: 142
Views: 20765

Rap (the 'c' is silent)
Reality TV shows
The obsession with mobile phones
by warthog
Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I Just don't get....
Replies: 142
Views: 20765

Oh this is really spooky as I was only saying yesterday that I don't get my new car, it's forever tellling me off. It's an American make and it is really quite bossy. It won't start unless you have your foot pressed down on the clutch, to take the key out of the ignition you have to press and hold ...
by warthog
Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:20 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Bullard
Replies: 43
Views: 5373

Bullard out for the rest of the season, according to Hull's official site.
by warthog
Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Guilty
Replies: 126
Views: 12630

* I LOVE Mastercher and have it series linked on my magic sky box (along with daily cooks challenge!!!) You had me confused for minute there. I envisaged a classroom full of long-haired, middle-aged women with dodgy plastic surgery all singing 'If I could turn back time' with the original on hand t...
by warthog
Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: VD
Replies: 35
Views: 4765

General Mannerheim wrote:Dear Princess

roses are red violets are blue
if you choke on my cock your face will turn blue...

lots of love

me xxxx
Yer soppy get.
by warthog
Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: VD
Replies: 35
Views: 4765

Why go out? Cook for her yourself, the effort is always appreciated. If you're not much good around the kitchen I'm available for a reasonable rate.
by warthog
Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:29 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Football chants
Replies: 17
Views: 3168

I always liked the one that Motherwell fans sang for Rangers keeper Andy Goram, who'd been diagnosed with a mild case of schizophrenia.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams."
by warthog
Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Guilty
Replies: 126
Views: 12630

Do you not feel like murdering that gobby know-nowt bald speccy one Bruce? I'd happily torture him for hours. I think that's probably half the reason why I watch it, LK. I want to bang their two's heads together. I've also noticed that if there's girl below 25 on it, then she could serve them up a ...