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Mar

Bruce Rioja wrote: Thank you Sir. Now perhaps you could help me with this one. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

The entire loaf. Especially in times when there was a severe shortage of bread and people had to settle for bread bits.

Mar

Taxidermy took a whole new direction today as Jeremy Beadle started up his new career venture.

Mar

Americantrotter, Fanz is such a downer all the time because he was brought up in trinidad and tobago during the equiami war after being wrongly deported for being irish. Fanz later struggled holding down a shoemaking job and since losing his adopted parents in a freak snowball accident (especially i...

Mar

Bruce,

When he didn't have a drawing board to go back to he went back to whatever was available. It's just that back to the rock face isn't quite as catchy as 'back to the drawing board'.

Mar

http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2003/October/Anna.and.Jeff.Beos.jpg The guy on the right looks too much like that TV hypnotist. Can't remember his name but at least it would explain why they're clapping together. Anyway back to the caption-y thing.. http://www.fprespa.org/images/halloween/...

Mar

I've already answered this on page 2, but here it is again.. The most commonly used technique is to grab by the legs and then wait till it stops moving (either that or a quick snap of the neck). Followed by a slight incision down its belly to its mouth with a scapel and then it should peel off, but ...

Mar

Hi Mar, this isnt a great problem, and certainly wont stop the world from turning but its something that really puzzles me. Why do they post motorway signs on the left hand side of the road? This is something that has bothered me for years. Has anyone else had a sign they need to see, only to miss ...

Mar

Don Alonso, Always look on the bright side of death, just before you take that terminal breath.. Nah, sod that, its been done. Those 'cheeky monty pythonny fellows' can have it. Here's what you do. Start up a theatre remake of the Flashing Blade promising the original actor who played the foopish fr...

Mar

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

Mar

Think that may just be a bit too much to ask. But if you're not looking to tone it down maybe you can try and find a bird that is willing to do those sort of things that you like so much. And as for women all being obsessed with pink, just the kooky ones.

Mar

CWE, Many lasses don't understand Football. They look at it and are clueless. Simiarly as blokes we can't understand the fascination of a new pair of shoes or a certain sort of skirt in a certain colour. I wouldn't be too critical of her judging you for it because you know that if she liked a certai...

Mar

Mummy, Some of the spicy foods have effects associated with certain parts of the body. In your case the spicy foods have an effect on your sinus' and will cause the body to flush any potential harmful substances within the spicy foods by releasing the fluids in your nose causing them to run. Similar...

Mar

Nice one mich. Now with that in mind i'm sure you wouldn't mind sponsoring the sites running fees?

Mar

Mof, Thats quite a freaky thing to have happen if it does actually happen. Snakes contain the poison to kill there prey, not themselves. The cold blooded nature means that the venom attributed with the common snakebite won't be as affective as if it was in a warm blooded creature (snakes can't regul...

Mar

Monty, 1. You should definately consider hunting down those people who use the spell 'definitely' wrong and sort them out. 2. Sort them out good ol' Jap fashion. 3. Maybe then we can all go down to the local, pick on the nearest hobo. 5. Attribute as many racist remarks you can think. 6. Strive to c...

Mar

Batman, The best way to cook a bacon sarnie is seperately. Everything (barring the cheese) needs to be made in a way that not only matches the desired texture that makes a good sarnie but also to highlight the individual flavours of the bacon. You need to have the right ingredients before starting t...

Mar

IMO set peices are categorised as Direct and In-Direct. Try not to get confused with the terminology relating to free kicks. In the Direct Set Peice, the ball ends up in the back of the net as a result of the player heading/volleying/clumsily knocking the ball into the back of the net. Other contact...

Mar

Xeus, Its often a cold winter spent naked in Russia before some people admit to needing people. But we all do. We all seek touch and affection from those around us. Its the nature of life as human beings. Whether you get it from your immediate family, your friends or online doesn't matter we're all ...

Mar

Stevie.. Part of being happy is being unhappy. They're mutually inclusive, but never at the same time. When someones happy its because they've been through such and such which made them unhappy and they've just come out of it. Keeping a woman happy is just too tough a task to keep up. Sure you can p...

Mar

Batman, Of course he's a thief. Anyone producing such a low quality show raking in those sort of audiences on such low production costs has got to be. Just think of all those poor people who have there time taken away on such trivial dribble. If he's not stealing your time he's stealing your patienc...

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