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by CrazyHorse
Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image
Bazaarly, Natasha and Mich decided to get married over at Dale Winton's house, although the day was soured when the bride's mother gave Mich a cheque for 1/2 million pounds as a thankyou for taking her off their hands.
by CrazyHorse
Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Two miniutes later Gary was arrested at customs for trying to leave the country, while in possession of a little Speed.
How could this one not be the winner! :lol: Over to you SOLDIER
by CrazyHorse
Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

communistworkethic wrote:But the winner in a close fought tussle, and in spite of some lax spelling, is.....

Crazyhorse
Thank you my commie friend. Try this one for size then.
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by CrazyHorse
Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

communistworkethic wrote:Image
Lord Vedar: "Push harder, harder I tell you!.....Pah, the force is weak in this one!"
by CrazyHorse
Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37824

White Knight wrote:Ye i am quite drunk, would explain my poor spellings SORRY to everyone on bolton banter ityped a few words wrong, shoot me.
You sure were quite drunk. Wrong forum WK, wrong forum. :lol:
by CrazyHorse
Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:41 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

OK, here goes! (With special thanks to SOTWA for all the advice on posting images and suchlike wizardry!) Zulu's interpretation of competition rules gives you until 7:00pm Saturday evening BST. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9306/hillbilly6wi.gif This years TW Admin's yearly summer roadtrip too...
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37824

Come on guys, not tonight, everyone's had a drink. :pissed:

Otherwise I'll bang both your heads together. :whack:
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

To be fair, it was your picture so technically you're the official. Any problems please feel free to PM our complaints department c/o Natasha or Mich Caine.
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

communistworkethic wrote:so I had in fact until 2.30 tomorrow to sort this??? Whining b@stards! Christ, almost a full day away and your moaning! I wish my bird moaned as much!
Hey, all the rules and conditions and moaning and stuff help make the game fun. That way everyone enjoys themselves, just in a controlled manner.
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37824

communistworkethic wrote:hmmmm.......

a leprechaun
a unicorn
the loch ness monster
a chupacabras
a pixie
a griffin
a dragon
thunderbird 1
a knight industries two thousand
airwolf

well if you are going to spend imaginary money, spend it on imaginary things
:lol: Well if it needs to be imaginary, how about a ladyfriend?
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

Ok, just to refresh everyone's memory and bring the new member's up to speed: Erm, rules, rules, rules. Ok the rules are as follows: The person who submits the photo has to pick a winner from all entries within 24 hours of the time the photo was posted. No entries after this point may be considered...
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

communistworkethic wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:* Coughs *
Excuse me, Mr Commie. You need to pick a winner.....
Hey nobody told me the time limit!!!
True. Its about one a day. Depends on the quality of the captions.
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

* Coughs *
Excuse me, Mr Commie. You need to pick a winner.....
by CrazyHorse
Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37824

Re: I won £0.5m

Its absolutely true I swear on my life, on wednesday's lotto draw I won over half a million pounds. Today I have had the best day in my life, I went to Sunderland to the NE camelot lotto headquarters to collect my cheque with my family. They gave us half a dozen bottles of bubbly and we are having ...
by CrazyHorse
Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37824

Re: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!

I cant believe it, I have just checked my lotto ticket on my lunch break and I have 5 numbers and the bonus ball. Anyone have an idea of how much I have won? You've won a potential fortune and you don't know where to look to see how much it is? In the Bullsh*t stakes, you've just won the jackpot. D...
by CrazyHorse
Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

hisroyalgingerness wrote:none of this is fair

the last two pics have had nothing in the background to pick up on :wink:
:lol:
by CrazyHorse
Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

communistworkethic wrote:Image
Keveh's latest attempt at the little yellow 'LOL' smiley was WAY over the top.
by CrazyHorse
Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37824

According to the official lottery website you've won £501,034. Just shy over a Half million. Not bad.

Ignore Soldier, Mich. He's just cynical. I must admit, that if I won the lotto, first thing I'd do is log on here and tell you lot about it too.
by CrazyHorse
Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 37824

Re: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!

I cant believe it, I have just checked my lotto ticket on my lunch break and I have 5 numbers and the bonus ball. I had the line 17, 21, 41, 42, 43 and 46. I have won, I have won, yessssssssss, come on!!!!!! I am shaking as I am writing this, I am so exccited. I have no idea how much I have won wit...
by CrazyHorse
Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917252

communistworkethic wrote:sam's comment to dioufy " i expext to see you express yourself with flamboyance on the wing, then shooting on sight" had been somewhat lost in translation.
Is the winner. Our newest member is already challenging for the CaptionCrown.

Over to you Mr Commo.................