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- Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:45 pm
- Forum: Site Development & Feedback
- Topic: 311 guests?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 13453
- Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:35 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The new George Oghani
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2522
- Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:36 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Ouch - Love Bite
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1719
Re: Ouch - Love Bite
The one I heard (a long time ago) was a man receiving oral sex from his wife when she suffered an epileptic fit causing her to clamp down. He grabbed the nearest thing to hand (bedside lamp) and proceeded to bash her round the head until she was knocked unconcious. I think that might be a worthwhil...
- Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:00 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The new George Oghani
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2522
Meanwhile...
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1994449,00.html Harry must be shaking his head so hard that his big jowly chops are flapping round and bashing the back of his bonce LuaLua arrested over 'assault' Portsmouth striker Lomana LuaLua has been arrested on suspicion of assault causing actual b...
- Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:46 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The new George Oghani
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2522
The new George Oghani
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,1994430,00.html Footballer fined for toilet seat fraud The Portsmouth full-back Glen Johnson stunned onlookers in at B&Q in Dartford, Kent, yesterday when he was caught trying to steal bathroom fittings. Despite reportedly earning £30,000 a week, Johnson ...
- Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:23 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Fabio Capello
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2533
- Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:22 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Newcastle vs Birmingham
- Replies: 41
- Views: 8094
- Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:13 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 537659
New Words
Some of these aren't new. Some are (to me). New "Human Resources Dept." Words for 2007 TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B_ _ _ _cks. AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a proj...
- Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:44 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Newcastle vs Birmingham
- Replies: 41
- Views: 8094
- Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:33 am
- Forum: New Members
- Topic: TANGODANCER
- Replies: 25
- Views: 11996
- Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:18 pm
- Forum: Site Development & Feedback
- Topic: 311 guests?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 13453
For some reason I've just had to go and have a beef sandwich , and I don't even like beef :conf: is that some squaddie euphemism for something?? :shock: How many times? I'M NOT INTERESTED!!! http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3189/commiebashsk4.gif Jeeeeez :roll: quality, I've got my own emoticon!!...
- Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:13 pm
- Forum: Site Development & Feedback
- Topic: 311 guests?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 13453
- Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:12 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Ashley Young
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3952
Routledge and Davenport Oh aye, I get the two confused. Dawson is the better of the two, Davenport is still good mind. Routledge and Davenport were promising British youngsters, which is why they were signed by Spuds. Now they're average-at-best squad-fillers, which is why Spuds want shut for the l...
- Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:28 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Henry's Goal vs the Dingles
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2200
- Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:26 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Todays Weather
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1938
Well, twas a lovely day in London, first day of spring almost, certainly according to the shoots in the garden and the birds that sing all night. Tis pity I had the hangover from hell and couldn't enjoy a bit of niceness after a preposterously windy week - stylistically disastrous for those with ele...
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:54 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Ordinary Boy Preston calls the Kettle Black
- Replies: 113
- Views: 20007
The Ordinary Boys Hard Fi Arctic Monkeys Libertines Razorlight all that shite. all a sorry representation of Britain. complete throwaway nonsense. i have pissed out better lyrics than "i'm working for the cash machine" or "oh oh oh, oh, there's panic in america" :pray: Sad thing is that all those b...
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:52 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
- Replies: 54
- Views: 9123
It's Really the end
BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6259063.stm I was mocked at work yesterday for suggesting he'd come for a farewell tour of the Prem. Maybe he still won't - he could just feck off to LA now, train, start in April - but this seems to close the door on Spain, doesn't it? Real coach calls t...
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:38 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
- Replies: 54
- Views: 9123
I hope I didn't give the impression I don't like him; I just find it's a big big financial gamble on a fading player. I suppose AEG can afford it, eh? I've nowt against him, I think he's honest enough, even if he's surrounded by wankers. But those wankers are going to have to work very hard for him ...
- Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:56 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Beckham to join LA in summer
- Replies: 54
- Views: 9123
Nah, he's making fair comment, although, if Beckham never made another buck he'd be seriously rich. To even indicate he needs a big payday is ridiculous. Oh, but then there's Mrs Tra-la-la and her shopping trips. Forgot about that. Funny old life. Just done a piece on Kevin Beattie, supremely talen...
- Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:31 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Ordinary Boy Preston calls the Kettle Black
- Replies: 113
- Views: 20007