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by TANGODANCER
Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

norm the jedi wrote:Image

Gentlemen do your worst!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a goal kick, followed by a throw in!
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

CrazyHorse wrote:
keveh wrote:if TangoDancer doesn't win, i'm shutting this shit down!
So, shall we just gloss over this then?
Nah, CH, they'll only howl "injustice". Come on Norm, Jedi one up! :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

There were a few worthy entries, and quite a hard task to pick a winner. Special mention to SOTWA, but I'm afraid I'm a sucker for a bad pun, and so I've gone for No David we said we wanted to see you perform in a more forward ROLE Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! :wink2: Yeah...It's that belly-d...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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13,14,15, .....keep giong Dave, you're gonna do it and break the record..!
by TANGODANCER
Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:56 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image

oh aye, right on cue
There, there, come on now. I know a stuffed kangaroo can't replace your Teddy bear but they'll probably give it back when the series is over.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

keveh wrote:Here you go:

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The Middle Earth Bog-Trotters take a blow during training
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 128380

keveh wrote:two people answering two questions in a row.....

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:P
Looks remarkably like Borgetti's agent having a word with Big Sam :P
by TANGODANCER
Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23913

I'll ask my granddaughter, shes's nine and will know :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

Blackberry Monkey wrote:How about this one since it seems it's Batmans last day


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When I saw this I decided enough was feckin enough..BATMAN.

ps. Sorry about missing my winner. Next time. :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 525830

Bloke picks a girl up in a club; takes her back to his place. In his bedroom are rack after rack of fluffy teddy bears. Girl is delighted and thinks: " Aww, Teddy Bears, he must be a really sensitive guy, I'm so glad I came here. Maybe this is the strart of something. Action. Following morning the b...
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

americantrotter wrote: Image
I said light me a "fag" you bloody pill--k
by TANGODANCER
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Bruce :D

Ok next up:

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It's bloody Ken Barlow I tell you, look at his club tie. Just thinks we won't
all watch "Corrie" if he's seen supporting Man U.
by TANGODANCER
Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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This is the best condition I've ever seen this greedy, lazy b stard in......stuffed!
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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"No gran, it isn't called tactics cos I heard Mr Allardyce say it's called a load of Bollux"
by TANGODANCER
Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

communistworkethic wrote:Image

try that
Gee,,all I asked Louise was if she was dating a West Ham player. No sense of humour that one!
by TANGODANCER
Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

communistworkethic wrote:Image

try that
Er, Hi. Told your flatmate I like masking up and to play some tapes and leave her bedroom door ajar. Think she misheard me somewhere.
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 525830

Two kids comparing Christmas presents: 1. "I got a real gun, what've you got?". 2 "A gold watch" 1. "wanna swop?" 2. " Er....yeah, go on then" Kid one goes home and proudly shows his dad his bargain, "Look dad, I swapped the gun for a real solid gold watch" Father shakes head in dismay. "Listen son,...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

OK before the Mummy/dujon gay love-in gets out of hand. The winner - purely for the vision it created in my mind.... Super Kevin Davies... "I've worn some thongs in my time, but this one don't half chafe!" woo hoo, always play the thong card, works a charm :wink: ok my turn... http://i5.photobucket...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

Blackberry Monkey wrote:well here we go

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Guy in background : "It's okay love, they're only plated plastic, but Phil says keep it quiet. The lads don't need to know
that".
by TANGODANCER
Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919277

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image
Kinell Jaques!. I told you not to go for curried Prawns for lunch. Leg it quick and they'll think it's George. :P :P

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