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by Bruce Rioja
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I'm going to play at a proper Stadium
Replies: 46
Views: 5926

Rugby or football, Sluffy?
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I'm going to play at a proper Stadium
Replies: 46
Views: 5926

Batman wrote:Best I ever managed was the wonderful Stainton Park.


http://rbfc2006-2007.fotopic.net/p33332346.html
Mine's Deepdale, when it had a plastic pitch and looked like this;

http://www.apwj49.dsl.pipex.com/lost/lost.htm
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I'm going to play at a proper Stadium
Replies: 46
Views: 5926

You could actually kill two birds with one stone and hold the school sports day whilst you're there!
Well in, young man. You'll remember it forever so good luck.
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: That knobhead tattooed Portsmouth fan with the cowbell
Replies: 21
Views: 6093

Ok, that bell might get annoying but so what? I'd rather have more of him than more West Stand Upper fans at our place. :shock: And what, might I ask, is wrong with people in the West Upper? If you can stop yourself from generalising for a bit you might like to try it sometime, you might be suprise...
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Goal-Line Technology Approved
Replies: 8
Views: 1065

A quick and definitive answer as to whether the ball has crossed the line - what's wrong with that? Ahh see, you're probably going to have to wait now for the Town Crier to make known the views of the dissenters. Who knows, maybe even for smoke-signals? Their type wouldn't want to be using this int...
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Anyone Thinking of Cheating on Their Missus (Very Very NWS)
Replies: 7
Views: 1206

Clearly he needed his Mrs walking in on them, like he needed an axe in the head! :?
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: what 2 do when bored!
Replies: 20
Views: 2788

Epitaph wrote:I don't mind a joke or two but it's constantly banging on the same form of jokes, which wore thin about six weeks ago now.
Oh, you're just setting them up now. :wink:
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: what 2 do when bored!
Replies: 20
Views: 2788

Epitaph wrote:
cowdrill wrote:no, you can never have enough jokes about owd' fatty bum bum
It's brilliant to see a set of fans supporting the club captain.
Well someone has to, he'd not get back up if he fell over!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Canny little puzzle...
Replies: 12
Views: 1406

Batman wrote:What've I done wrong.
:shock: Do you really want an answer to that? :shock:
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Scousers in shock rule exemption campaign
Replies: 82
Views: 10233

CrazyHorse wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 410753.stm

So how are Liverpool going to play this guy?
Same way they 'bend' every rule. By handing over a suitcase full of used £50 notes to the powers that be.
Don't encourage him. :roll:
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Canal Boat Holidays
Replies: 13
Views: 1367

CrazyHorse wrote:
NumptyNumbNuts wrote: opening the tinnies.
Most important job! :D
Yeah, but not so that passers-by think that you've had your barge fitted with air brakes, Hoss! :shock:
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Canal Boat Holidays
Replies: 13
Views: 1367

Soldier Dyslexicon ended up on a banal coat holiday once. Came back with a fawn duffle number. :wink:
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Keanos coolness personified...
Replies: 11
Views: 1320

Re: Keanos coolness personified...

You think that's cool, Hoolio? It's to be hoped that Emmanuel Petit never ends up at your place then as he's lost his World Cup winner's medal. You'll probably have your cock out being as that sort of thing impresses you.
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Hot Fuzz
Replies: 6
Views: 1226

I saw a trailer for it when I was at the cinema a couple of weeks ago and from that I decided that it's one I won't be bothering with.
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Wanderer
Replies: 57
Views: 8276

Errr, do I get sartorial and vehicular upgrades in it? Well? :evil:

Very well done, Soldier. You deserve it! :wink:
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Jesus tomb found!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 3076

TANGODANCER wrote: Remember the Persian mummy a few years ago. Discovery of a lifetime. Proved to be all of five years old eventually.
I seem to recall that it turned out that the Turin Shroud was in actual fact no older than Batty's bedsheets, either. :?
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: BBC Radio One Big Weekend Comes Up Norf
Replies: 21
Views: 2262

Batman wrote:I just wanna throw stones at the Razorlight feckers
Yes, lob one for me, Batty. I'll buy you beer if you hid that prick of a singer!
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Jesus tomb found!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 3076

Local residents said they were pleased with the attention the tomb has drawn.

"It will mean our house prices will go up because Christians will want to live here," one woman said.
Errr, far be it for me or anyone to reinforce the Jewish stereotype here, but............. :shock:
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:54 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello there
Replies: 16
Views: 7364

Hello Sausages. We posh Sharples types are partial to a little Wild Boar, Chianti & Shallots Sausage whenever possible. They're about £12 a shot though at the Farm Shop at Westmorland Services. Outrageous, but they do have an 85% meat content so they're not your average lard, rusk and sawdust affair...
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: anyone enjoy the rugby?
Replies: 14
Views: 3348

Yeah I heard Will Carling singling him out as being too slow. Is that fair? I don't know much about Rugby.

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