Three words. Jeremy Kyle. Legend.

Beer < Cocktails < Alcopops < Wine < Southern Comfort

Drink white wine. Can get a bottle from the local shop for 3 quid, gets you pissed and rarely leads to a hangover. What more could you want?

Rejoice, students are taking over TW!

Have I ever told u how much I love u Bench, Chairman sir?

Arselicker, me??

Come on folks. Play a bit. I've joined, 10 out of 10 on my first attempt. Who says students are thick? 8) Its not about how clever you are. Its about how much rubbish you know and if you know about the good ole US of A TV, weird sports and history (Cough cough hmm). I know a lot of rubbish = I have...

americantrotter wrote:Come on folks. Play a bit.

I've joined, 10 out of 10 on my first attempt. Who says students are thick?

Mich Caine wrote:To all those who like me, thanks for taking me in a light hearted way.

To those who don't, hey come on, this is a forum of characters and I am a Bolton fan, its not like I am a Blackburn fan is it?

What about those of us who don't give a sh!t?

That was unexpected.

Must be hoping that the 'new manager effect' is going to keep them from being relegated. They were starting to look a bit shaky although I don't think Coleman would have taken them down tbh.

It will probably all go downhill for him next season and Sunderland will break the Premiership record for being relegated on the lowest points... again. Don't talk bollocks lad. Totally different regime then. If we go up, we still stay up for more than our traditional one season. It's also worth po...

People are going to want to know how you became a wanderer etc. It's not a particularly interesting story tbh, it runs in my Mum's side of the family and I've lived in/near Bolton all my life. Unfortunately my Dad is a United fan though. Although I don't mention that usually. (Also I've got an Uncl...

Have posted on here a little bit already but thought I would say an official hello to everyone.

Hello.

And the fact that I originally posted my first thread on April Fools Day doesn't say anything about me. Honestly.

It will probably all go downhill for him next season and Sunderland will break the Premiership record for being relegated on the lowest points... again.