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Bruce Rioja

Have I won, Blurred? Or are you just trying to pinch my entry hoping that I won't notice?

Bruce Rioja

Norman Tebbit's "Get on your bikes and look for work" line seemed to cause some confusion!

Bruce Rioja

blurred wrote:Quick question - would you rather have Dean Ashton at £7.25 million?!

Than Crouch? It appears that we have the need for neither my good man.

Bruce Rioja

Gertie wrote:The sailors heard that one good way to find Fanny was on a golf course.

I trust that that's merely a reference to Nick Faldo's caddie!

Bruce Rioja

"North, North Easterly to North, North West. Thirteen backing Five off Dogger Bank - Moderate to Strong. As such I'd take the seven iron, Sir"

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The Ark Royal Birkdale.

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Just a quick glance at their audience confirmed to The Goodies that their Funky Gibbon routine had had it's day!

Bruce Rioja

But I told you, Dipshit. You only need to hide them up there when we're going on holiday abroad!

Bruce Rioja

TANGODANCER wrote:[

When I left a voicemail message for a quote from "Unusual Doorbells Ltd" and asked them to give me a ring, this is *not* what I meant[/quote]

WINNER

Over to you Tango!

Bruce Rioja

keveh wrote:[But knowing about that site, I thought every single male would know?

A risk I took Keveh. Pheeew! And doubtlessly many not so single men too

Here goes;

Bruce Rioja

communistworkethic wrote: the fact you know that site means you are hereby and forthwith the winner of this caption comp. Anyone publicly admitting knowledge of a grumble-site to win desearves it.

I thangoo!
Aye, 'ear me now! Glad it wasn't wasted, old boy!

Give us a mo to find something.

Bruce Rioja

Nun's on The Hun (.com)

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No, it's your fault you tosser, "Put everything on red" indeed! Well you can take your law of averages and stick it right up your bare arse!

Bruce Rioja

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The ba...

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Wide Receiver!

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Rodan's Tinker

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Blackberry Monkey wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:On you go!

Squid lies down to show the size of the new tiny man discovery

Winner
Over to you Monkey Man!

Bruce Rioja

On you go!

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Well thank you very much to the both of you! Give me a mo whilst I dig something out.

Bruce Rioja

Smacked my bitch up!

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