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by boltonboris
Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Questions you just can't/don't/shouldn't ask...
Replies: 29
Views: 9135

The old "mate get off my arse" shout everytime a fit bird walks past is usually a god one for the embarassment factor
by boltonboris
Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Questions you just can't/don't/shouldn't ask...
Replies: 29
Views: 9135

I was having a loud 'speaking over the music' conversation with my best mate in town last night, and we happened to be on canal street and my mate was telling me about a rather horrific cycling accident a few years back where he fell back onto a shared piece of glass, anyhow the musics really loud i...
by boltonboris
Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: golf
Replies: 39
Views: 8914

My driving and putting is pretty hot but Im poor down the fairway and usually end up lobbing my clubs at passers by! actually played the brabazon at the belfry last year and lost 4 balls, I was an angry chap that night
by boltonboris
Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Quiz - sight, smell, touch, hearing and taste
Replies: 17
Views: 6302

I only got 6 but I think its because I was seeing some of the answers as being a little too obvious when indeed if it is obvious its usully the right one! my brain was tricking me all along
by boltonboris
Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Which would you rather happen?
Replies: 19
Views: 6926

I'd go with England, just for the pure euphoria that will surround the country. Not matter who you are or who you support, everybody comes together. Im with you there, Bolton to win the FA cup would be brilliant dont get me wrong, but this is the world cup and we can have such pride in being 'from ...
by boltonboris
Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Drop Beckham as England captain?
Replies: 18
Views: 5360

umm.....I hope that's a little recreational :fishing: Neville is adequate and lucky there are no other decent RB's. I wasnt fishing its a genuine opinion of mine, name a better right back in world football at the moment, in fact name a better right back over the past decade.. Hes quick, strong in t...
by boltonboris
Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: pimpin your rides
Replies: 21
Views: 7127

communistworkethic wrote:Westwood went to public school and his dad's an Earl or something, how "street" is that?
Dont be dissin him commie, hell bus a cap in yo ass
by boltonboris
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: pimpin your rides
Replies: 21
Views: 7127

I hate Tim 'Im so bad everyone shoots me' Westwood with a passion, I reckon he actually looks at himself in the mirror and thinks yeh Im well cooler than my main man JayZee, Drop the bomb!

I'll drop him the pr*ck
by boltonboris
Wed May 31, 2006 11:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920518

TB: Everton you say?? Wow thats Mint!

sorry......
by boltonboris
Wed May 31, 2006 11:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Drop Beckham as England captain?
Replies: 18
Views: 5360

I think Beckham has been a decent Captain. Agreed. And he should be, when the time is right, succeeded by John Terry. I like becks too, he seems yo be very popular and a good ambassador, I think gary neville also plays a massive role for england and is most probably the 'players captain' aswell as ...
by boltonboris
Wed May 31, 2006 11:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Gardner V England
Replies: 33
Views: 9489

chris wrote:If he does play, I shall be supporting Jamaica.
Oh my god!! I'm hoping he has a good game, but i bloody well want my country to win.
by boltonboris
Wed May 31, 2006 11:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Enjoy it or endure it??
Replies: 46
Views: 14014

I actually enjoy my job although all i do is tut and moan about it, I get to travel a lot and never get bored as its so different day to da so i think im one of the sadistic few who are actually content with their careers, although a pay rise wouldnt go a miss
by boltonboris
Tue May 30, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Is it me ???? ... Rant.
Replies: 21
Views: 8500

It is a horrible crime to commit and in my view worthy of being hung, drawn and quartered in a packed town hall square, but I saw a programme on paedophiles a while ago, and the people interviewed who had been prosecuted strongly defended themselves, the blokes excuse was something along the likes o...
by boltonboris
Tue May 30, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Da Vinci Code
Replies: 29
Views: 6851

I havent seen the film but read the book a couple of years back, I thoroughly enjoyed the books twists and drama although to be fair, I though it was all bollocks just a fictional book like any other, luckily I went into the book expecting this so I wasnt dissappointed.
by boltonboris
Fri May 12, 2006 6:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: last night of freedom
Replies: 23
Views: 4831

Rent him a scooter for the weekend, take down the registration and inform the police of some "reckless foreigner scootin around p*ssed as a fart" hopefully a hollywood style police chase will ensue, your buddy will crap himself and possibly do himself some serious harm...... hahahah.........ermmm......
by boltonboris
Thu May 11, 2006 1:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Curry
Replies: 54
Views: 18163

Shimla Pinks accross the road from St. Mary's Parsonage in manchester is my favourite curry house, everything cooked to perfection and the finger food is just top quality
by boltonboris
Thu May 04, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920518

A revolution in european tender... Scratch and sniff notes
by boltonboris
Wed May 03, 2006 7:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920518

WR "Remember that old bird I was telling you about robbie?"

RS "Yes wayne I remember"

WR "Well.. she actually looks just like you!!"

both "hahahaha"
by boltonboris
Tue May 02, 2006 1:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920518

OOh Ouch! okay okay!! I'll take nobby to the world cup just give me my bleeding hand back!
by boltonboris
Tue May 02, 2006 1:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920518

Sam meets his new team chef

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