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by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:34 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Ranks???
Replies: 49
Views: 21659

'ow come mine ain't changing, Keveh? Do I need to press a button somewhere? :mrgreen:
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Croatia
Replies: 63
Views: 10316

Croatia

Humble apologies if I've missed a Croatia-England thread, tried a few likelys and can't find one, can;t spend forever searching as I can't see over my desk for work Simple question which those with more spare time than I may enjoy debating: If Allardyce were England manager, what line-up would he ch...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Collymore
Replies: 22
Views: 5858

I'd forgotten the level of malevolence in Todd's eyes on that picture (above). You can see Hell in there. Ha! He can't even make a proper fist, the big girl! :wink: It worked, though. I was only about 10 yards away in the Lofty Lower and you could clearly hear the contact... I've also just had a fu...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Collymore
Replies: 22
Views: 5858

I'd forgotten the level of malevolence in Todd's eyes on that picture (above). You can see Hell in there.

Job well done, mind.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Collymore
Replies: 22
Views: 5858

I've got a close-up of the actual pic but ImageShack's not playing ball...

EDIT OK, so now it is

Image
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: New here, hi all.
Replies: 21
Views: 11402

enfieldwhite wrote:Hello MI5.

Don't worry about this lot. You will sometimes be teased, sometimes be slagged, often corrected, but ALWAYS welcome. Come in kick your shoes off, and post. :wink:
What Enfield said. Welcome aboard, get your water-wings here then dive in elsewhere fairly quickly mate.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: More proof...
Replies: 29
Views: 3620

Badly packed kebab.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Remember Ipswich's example
Replies: 23
Views: 3532

CAPSLOCK wrote:I like Watford, not least cos they brought my tasty gamble home last night
justafeckinbout CAPS!! :wink:
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ryan Nelsen takes it up the arse
Replies: 1
Views: 508

Re: Ryan Nelsen takes it up the arse

Batman wrote:"So once the doctor saw the problem he drilled a couple of holes in the bone in my backside and made three anchorage points.He pulled the hamstring straight up into the anchorage point where it is meant to be all tied together. Then he sewed me back up!"
:help: :arse:
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Remember Ipswich's example
Replies: 23
Views: 3532

Not a chance in hell. Mid table, comfortably. Why's that, C>D? Oh no, actually, I've heard the answer to this before - what with class players like Joe Cole, Michael Carrick, Paolo di Canio, Jermain Defoe, Fredi Kanoute, David James, Trevor Sinclair and Glen Johnson, they're Too Good To Go Down :mr...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: More proof...
Replies: 29
Views: 3620

hisroyalgingerness wrote:ok, just one comment, it also has this helpful definition section
BBC Guide wrote:AKA: Beaver, box, c**t, fadge, vadge, fanny, front bottom, honey pot, love tunnel, minge, muff, pussy, quim, snatch, tw*t
I thought i'd heard a lot but quim and honey pot are new to me
Whither 'furry hoop'?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Africam
Replies: 67
Views: 8437

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:All I'm getting now is a pre recording of a couple of Zebras that comes on then freezes after seven seconds.

Were's the watering hole gone?? :(
My pre-recording is even more boring. Pan right then down - no zebras, just a square metal box.
Yep, 'sall I'm getting too.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Remember Ipswich's example
Replies: 23
Views: 3532

Not a chance in hell. Mid table, comfortably. Why's that, C>D? Oh no, actually, I've heard the answer to this before - what with class players like Joe Cole, Michael Carrick, Paolo di Canio, Jermain Defoe, Fredi Kanoute, David James, Trevor Sinclair and Glen Johnson, they're Too Good To Go Down :mr...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Remember Ipswich's example
Replies: 23
Views: 3532

Re: Remember Ipswich's example

Any chance it could happen to West Ham , Wigan (or even both)? Y'know, I think we might be in with a chance with Wet Spam. I'm wondering if the signing of Tevez and Mascherano might just be the worst thing that could have happened to them. Bear with me on this. Last season, they were flying along w...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 73659

While watching Soccer AM last weekend, the missus professed a liking for SKD. Can't see it myself, but then I think he looks like my cousin and, lest we forget, I'm a heterosexual man (although I can sort of see why Jussi arouses). Hmmmm..... Sounds a bit like : I'M NOT GAY YA KNOW......BUT...... :...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 73659

FaninOz wrote:Thanks for those kind comments. Please note that I am rallying around the flag that is Bolton Wanderers, I'm just not rallying around Sam himself. The Club are much more important to me than one man.
Amen (or your religious/secular word of choice) to that.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:07 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 73659

My Mum thinks Big Sam is handsome! She is also a big SKD fan. I dont think he's a model or anything, but he's a man's man. While watching Soccer AM last weekend, the missus professed a liking for SKD. Can't see it myself, but then I think he looks like my cousin and, lest we forget, I'm a heterosex...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:05 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 73659

No. We stick together on this. Big Sam is one of ours. End of - I do not see how he has done us so wrong. I am thankful that he has such a good relationship with PG. Any lesser Chairman (Ellis?) would have sacked him by now to save his own skin. I agree with your general sentiments, Bench, but FiO ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 73659

No. We stick together on this. Big Sam is one of ours. End of - I do not see how he has done us so wrong. I am thankful that he has such a good relationship with PG. Any lesser Chairman (Ellis?) would have sacked him by now to save his own skin. I agree with your general sentiments, Bench, but FiO ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:12 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 73659

btw during the programme last night they claimed Sam made money on the Gudjohnsen deal to Chelsea. I thought Eidur left before Sam joined. Sluffy? No such allegation was aired, but the programme claimed Peter Harrison made £1m from the deal. There'll be enough shit sticking without us glueing it on.