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by Worthy4England
Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16914

Snickers will be returned to their proper name - marathon All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now. The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake . Chippies must serv...
by Worthy4England
Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:17 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Sunderland will be top of the league before you kick off.
Replies: 50
Views: 14610

Just seen Sunderland's second goal tonight on SSN. Geezer hoofed it from about 20 yards outside his own goal to about 20 yards away from the other goal, picked up by striker who shot and scored....I think Roy has been peering over the fence to Newcastle's training ground during the close season to p...
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16914

communistworkethic wrote:look like reasonable suggestions to me, consider them done
In that case, you get my vote

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by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16914

Snickers will be returned to their proper name - marathon All chocolate bars will be returned to the size they were when we were kids, not the shrunken versions peddled now. The words bap, teacake, roll and breadcake are to be banned when referring to what is clearly a barmcake. Chippies must serve...
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16914

VAT will be removed from biscuits Keep talkin' guv'nor I'm listenin' Hmmm think this might need some work - not sure I'd want to remove VAT from posh biscuits eaten by posh people. There are proper biscuits like Digestives that should be VAT free, but I'm not so sure about Fox's "Big Softies"....
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507541

Verbal wrote:Image

The mural on Barrymore's patio raised a few eyebrows.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: George Galloway
Replies: 51
Views: 8679

a1 wrote:jew hating cock end
Guess that would be an uncircumcised one then?
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Commie for Mayor of London
Replies: 95
Views: 16914

People permenantly or temporarily domiciled within London Boroughs must always make way for visitors on the Tube.
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:51 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Mido to Birmingham with a massive vote of confidence.
Replies: 20
Views: 5303

Mido to Birmingham with a massive vote of confidence.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/birmingham_city/6904038.stm Got to admire the guy's candour. He said: "Both sides have agreed terms. I will move on a one-year loan deal and they could buy my contract if the club survives in the Premier League. " That's gotta be a big uplift for the ...
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:45 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Mackems land Richardson
Replies: 36
Views: 8152

Since you're both around, Nozza and Blurred, and you've both rated him as more valuable than Jaaskelainen... Sunderland will smash the British transfer fee for a goalkeeper on Wednesday by paying Hearts £9m for Craig Gordon. A bargain? Knowing what we know now, how much would we pay for a 5 years y...
by Worthy4England
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Boris for Mayor
Replies: 53
Views: 11372

just think you'd be able to impose a stupidity tax on all those London teams. Wet Spam alone could pay for cross rail :wink: Hmmm I think you could be on to something, I'm off to formulate my manifesto..... I'm sure Enfield, DSB and I could campaign for you (for a smallish fee) If we did it for now...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: George Galloway
Replies: 51
Views: 8679

What's all this crap about being a skillful orator about? show me policy and conviction and ability to carry it through and you might win my vote..lotsa skillful orators are dead. It's easy to sit on the outside of the tent Pi**ing in Must remember not to go camping with you, Franky... :wink: There...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Boris for Mayor
Replies: 53
Views: 11372

Boris is a complete no-hope asswipe. I'm not sure I disagree entirely with "He can't be any worse than what we've got", but that's not a reason to vote Boris either. Muppet Shuffle's don't tend to make life better. Anyone found a policy for Boris yet? Red Ken did say he'd bring congestion charging i...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Open
Replies: 124
Views: 15793

I fancy Montgimerie to finally break his quack...we just need more rain and wind....
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: George Galloway
Replies: 51
Views: 8679

What's all this crap about being a skillful orator about? show me policy and conviction and ability to carry it through and you might win my vote..lotsa skillful orators are dead. It's easy to sit on the outside of the tent Pi**ing in
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 9990

Dr Hotdog wrote:You surname has not been found.

RESULT!
Yeah but "Hotdog" coupled with "Dr" as a forename is sorta cheating
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 9990

Tony Cascarino scores 16 - which is probably more than he'd get on the Irish one...
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:27 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 9990

enfieldwhite wrote:My name 32

However, Hamish McSporran gets 274
Gutted - thought Hamish McTavish was surefire winner lol
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 9990

Worthy4England wrote:
dave1980 wrote:Hamish McDonald - 233!
Hamish McTavish - 268
Errr maybe a problem...Robbie Burns only gets 147 and Robert Bruce only 144 lol even James Stewart (James IV iirc) only gets 175, William Wallace (Braveheart) gets a paltry 147 - well only paltry if yer not playing snooker against him..
by Worthy4England
Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:17 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Scottish Are You?
Replies: 45
Views: 9990

dave1980 wrote:Hamish McDonald - 233!
Hamish McTavish - 268

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