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by Jakerbeef
Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Writers Thread.
Replies: 25
Views: 3501

Question: when trying to structure a plot, is it best drawn up beforehand or best developed as you write the story? You could do worse than read Stephen King's 'On Writing'. Whatever people think of his books, the man knows the basics and has the formula down to a 'T'. It's got some inarguable gold...
by Jakerbeef
Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

Tough decision this time around, loved most of them. Both Tango's were great and Kangana's short and simple effort. But Insane takes home the trophy, for thinking outside the box.:mrgreen: http://www.bwfc.co.uk/javaImages/d/b2/0,,1004~5419533,00.jpg Gary Megson tries in vain to warn Gretar that the ...
by Jakerbeef
Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Long will Brown cling on?
Replies: 28
Views: 2999

Re: How Long will Brown cling on?

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:It's a bit too easy to demonise Maggie - although she did have her moments.
Always thought the idea of society was overrated a bit myself. :wink:
by Jakerbeef
Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:20 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Newcastle for sale via email!!
Replies: 42
Views: 5714

me and a 3 man consortium have officially lauched an equiry to buy newcastle united.no joke submitted an offer saying we are interested in buying it and we would like to discuss it further. any one fancy a game next year? Yeah, sure. I'll hit the burger king over the summer and wear Nolan's jersey.
by Jakerbeef
Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:05 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

Alright then, footie themed. Cos I'm missing the prem already :(

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by Jakerbeef
Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

No matter Senorjoeyo, I'll win again another time!

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Robin don't look at me like that, it makes my balls shrink up.
by Jakerbeef
Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 40 Today!
Replies: 36
Views: 4014

First day of the rest of your life. Etc.
by Jakerbeef
Sat May 30, 2009 6:38 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: mixu gone
Replies: 11
Views: 2431

I'd say Klinsmann's eager to get back in the game.
by Jakerbeef
Sat May 30, 2009 6:35 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: GB Olympic Team
Replies: 82
Views: 9036

I mentioned selection bias earlier on, and maybe that was unfounded. Nothing's really set in stone at the minute. But which is a bigger concern? Mild embarrassment at an under-represented Olympic team, or the possible threat of our individual FA's being streamlined into a GB international team? Of c...
by Jakerbeef
Fri May 29, 2009 5:37 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: GB Olympic Team
Replies: 82
Views: 9036

Actually it's a bit more complicated than that American Trotter.
Prufrock wrote:Or you're just worried none of your lot would get in it. Tho it could be what you said.
So which one you plumping for; the one about eventual steps towards a british football team, or the scotch nice person option?
by Jakerbeef
Fri May 29, 2009 9:48 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: GB Olympic Team
Replies: 82
Views: 9036

The independence of the sfa is a bs argument. Blatter has said he couldn't give a shiny shite about a GB team, it's down to two things - scots being chippy and the fact it'd be embarrassing with just 1 jock in the squad. I'm disappointed with that opinion. I'm Scottish and watch English football to...
by Jakerbeef
Thu May 28, 2009 3:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

As a tackle, it was ball then man.
by Jakerbeef
Sat May 23, 2009 10:09 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

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I think you'll find the fog on the Tyne is all Sunderland's now...
by Jakerbeef
Thu May 21, 2009 4:48 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

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After they'd finally f*cked off, Megson could put his feet up.
by Jakerbeef
Wed May 20, 2009 4:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

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Frontiers in disabled facilities, Celtic FC showcased its new 'seeing without eyes' section.
by Jakerbeef
Sun May 17, 2009 1:39 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Nolan sends Newcastle down?
Replies: 36
Views: 5416

Just realised, anybody above Hull is virtually safe.

Even if Newcastle win, Hull will get no more than a point from Utd and their goal difference will still probably be worse than Sunderland. Brom won't win two games so it's just really between Hull n Newcastle.

C'MON HULL :twisted:
by Jakerbeef
Sat May 16, 2009 1:07 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

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After he'd managed to stop laughing, the Milwall fan stepped out of his disguise.
by Jakerbeef
Sun May 10, 2009 11:04 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: PFA Player of the Year
Replies: 15
Views: 2302

Fwank for me as well. Just put the full stop in bold like this.

Actually that looks normal.
by Jakerbeef
Sat May 09, 2009 9:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

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Ah Keeley my love. One day, one day...
by Jakerbeef
Thu May 07, 2009 5:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502737

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Well just close your eyes and pretend it's f*cking Florida then.
WINNER!

Toss up between this and BWFC_Insane. Brucie edges it.