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by Gary the Enfield
Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trash!
Replies: 204
Views: 13385

What about the feckless rich who abdicate child rearing and their parental responsibility to au pairs, nanny's and tennis coaches? Don't be so hard on yourself, I'm sure they'll do a good job for you. Phew! I was worried I may have to drag Tarquin away from his Polo game to attend the rough and tum...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trash!
Replies: 204
Views: 13385

What about the feckless rich who abdicate child rearing and their parental responsibility to au pairs, nanny's and tennis coaches?
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:25 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Test your knowledge
Replies: 17
Views: 1970

Re: Test your knowledge

Salford Trotter wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8908522.stm

I got a miserable 4/10 :oops:
6/10 some guesses though. :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:22 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 543286

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11685_6308652,00.html Looks like they should have checked the chances of this guy getting a work permit... I don't get that. Serbia's in central Europe. Does he not qualify under freedom of movement? Is Serbia in the EEC? Edit: Not yet, it seems. Maybe that's ...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Food for the anti-American element
Replies: 20
Views: 1609

Re: Food for the anti-American element

Where the berk have you been? Moving. Mostly sitting by the pool wondering what it will be like to have a partner ag ain after seven years freedom. Getting in touch with my feminine side. That sort of thing. Crikey Monty, at your age!!!!!! :D Yes, the day after I'd moved the furniture every part of...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Food for the anti-American element
Replies: 20
Views: 1609

Re: Food for the anti-American element

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Prufrock wrote:

Where the berk have you been?
Moving. Mostly sitting by the pool wondering what it will be like to have a partner again after seven years freedom. Getting in touch with my feminine side. That sort of thing.
Crikey Monty, at your age!!!!!!
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Some useful D.I.Y. tips here.
Replies: 2
Views: 612

Some useful D.I.Y. tips here.

Got half an hour to kill?

Check these out!

http://seeifixedit.com/top
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:58 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: 2003-4 season review dvd
Replies: 23
Views: 5665

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:Oh no, no, no.

Write everything as a response to something 'the bish' posts. Instant grammar AND spell check.

It doesn't concern him at all! :mrgreen:
You mean "thebish", surely? tsk tsk
See! :mrgreen:

I was concerned you weren't going to see it!
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Trash!
Replies: 204
Views: 13385

Indeed Reproduction should not be a right 100%. The arguement is 'nature or nature' , or a mixture of these. If it's nature then these people should not be permitted to breed. If it's nurture then these people should not be allowed to bring other human beings up. Simples. Oops! Incidentally, are we...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:58 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: 2003-4 season review dvd
Replies: 23
Views: 5665

Oh no, no, no.

Write everything as a response to something 'the bish' posts. Instant grammar AND spell check.

It doesn't concern him at all! :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:16 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: England v. Hungary
Replies: 27
Views: 4657

England v. Hungary

Anyone watching?

Possible debut for Cahill!
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fishy story.
Replies: 3
Views: 647

Re: Fishy story.

Please, no fish jokes but this could become a serious issue: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/now-britain-and-iceland-go-to-war-over-the-mackerel-2049099.html No need to worry - I'm sure Cameron's sure-footed grasp of Foreign Policy will calm the situation in no time.... Resolution. h...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:41 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: David James to Bristol City
Replies: 21
Views: 2892

thsi dosent deserve its own thread, i was just wondering, who are the biggest club in Bristol? I know City are generally more successful, play in a higher league, have the larger stadium etc But in our office Rovers fans completely outnumber the City lot, granted many of them don’t go but the major...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:30 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: The Need for a club anthem
Replies: 48
Views: 9360

Re: Q!

nowt better than the wanderer status quo ! could adapt the lyrics.... been trying this for years! when i was just a little lad, my father said to me, we're going to the football, who d'ya wanna see, man u or man city, blackburn, liverpool, I said to my father, your a f**king fool, 'cos im a wandere...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:27 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: The Need for a club anthem
Replies: 48
Views: 9360

Re: Q!

nowt better than the wanderer status quo ! could adapt the lyrics.... been trying this for years! when i was just a little lad, my father said to me, we're going to the football, who d'ya wanna see, man u or man city, blackburn, liverpool, I said to my father, your a f**king fool, 'cos im a wandere...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: No shxt Sherlock.
Replies: 65
Views: 4863

Well, it's not really a series, and it's not 'getting better,' it got better. It has now ended. I too was surprised to hear this. 3 episodes and ending it on such a cliffhanger is a bit shit. I suspect this is their version of the holmes/moriarty conflict on the Reichenbach falls, which conan doyle...
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Important Fundraising news!
Replies: 19
Views: 2014

Just a note to say this post is now defunct and can be unstickied and allowed to float (sink) gently to the bottom of the e-ocean to gently be absorbed into the ether.

Bon journee.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 570758

I always wash my hands after a piss, and have never turned down free peanuts in a bar.

''You should eat a peck off dirt before you die''

A peck, in this instance meaning a 50 gallon drum.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1302695

When it's time for the Grasshoppers to leave I usually stick a bit of backgound music on. Flamenco music usually gets folk remembering they have to dash off. :wink: That, and the sight of yon host in full Don Quixote garb flashing his castanets with a rose fixed in his teeth! Quelle fromage!, as De...
by Gary the Enfield
Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:45 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 543286

Harry Redknapp? Unsettling players? Wash your fackin marf art you cant! " I like Craig Bellamy but I don't know if they would sell him ," I don't know where he's at with Bellamy, if anywhere ." No, twitchyface would never do such a thing!! Never. 'Redknapp, a former West Ham manager (on Parker's om...