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by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:42 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Vuvuzela's .....May Be Banned
Replies: 87
Views: 6735

I've told my daughter she can have one. Only one condition, though, she can only play it in her Wendy House at the bottom of the garden, with the doors closed. That's funny. Master Zulu had a birthday sleepover with two of his mates at Chateau Zulu on Saturday night. One mate's dad thought it would...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:52 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Vuvuzela's .....May Be Banned
Replies: 87
Views: 6735

I've told my daughter she can have one. Only one condition, though, she can only play it in her Wendy House at the bottom of the garden, with the doors closed.
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Doctor Who
Replies: 17
Views: 2140

Went to my parents for dinner and bloody forgot the tape. ah well I thought, it's the second part of a story about Mining in Wales in 2020; How Boring. I flick it on and there's a Green Reptile like creature. I was ticked off. The next one is about Vincent Van Gogh :crazy: are you a week behind? .....
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 430242

Just been to see Limehouse Lizzy (Thin Lizzy tribute band) round the corner from my house in the field next to a local Primary School. One of the best open air gigs I've attended and the first one for the young enfieldian. Highlight of the evening was discovering the lead singer (and bloody good Phi...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:21 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Batman
Replies: 27
Views: 5684

Re: Batman

BwfcDan wrote:Where art thou Batman... I miss his abuse of members :cry:
Batman was banned. Became his Brother, Bruno. Was banned.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:59 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Benitez .... prick
Replies: 1980
Views: 263446

Blurred wrote: And the fact that I can't think of (m)any other managers who'd do anything remotely similar in any circumstances.

I remember reading somewhere that Big Sam is a lifeline member and his card number is 0001
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1300997

Hobinho wrote:Can you do a degree in Tomato plants?
Yes, but if you fall behind in your coursework you have to ketchup in the holidays!!!!!!!



Ya ta ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa, tish!
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:11 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Test
Replies: 14
Views: 2548

thanks for fixing it keveh.. a whole day off - I ended up having to do some work! :evil: Comprising what exactly? :conf: have you never watched the telly? a vicar's "work" (on a weekday) is to wait about in a church somewhere moving hymnbooks about and dusting pews waiting for a murder to happen or...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: fox attack
Replies: 58
Views: 3292

Is it possible that the children were left outside on the patio as it was a warm night and they were attacked there by the fox? The parents, on hearing the screams, and fearing a Madeleine McCann style furore, transported the kids upstairs and then reported the attack. Just a hypothesis, but just a...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: fox attack
Replies: 58
Views: 3292

Is it possible that the children were left outside on the patio as it was a warm night and they were attacked there by the fox? The parents, on hearing the screams, and fearing a Madeleine McCann style furore, transported the kids upstairs and then reported the attack. Just a hypothesis, but just as...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:43 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Deloitte's Annual Football Review published today
Replies: 2
Views: 795

Panorama programme on BBC1 now about Premier debt
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: fox attack
Replies: 58
Views: 3292

I have to say that I, personally don't think the attack has happened in the way it's been described. I can state however that Foxes, being the opportunists they are, will try and carry off prey as big as, if not bigger than them. My neighbour, a couple of years ago heard an almighty row in the back ...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:40 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Pull the other one, 'Arry!
Replies: 6
Views: 996

Lord Kangana wrote:Doesn't Redknapp live down on sandbanks? Mortgage on that pile must be f*cking horrific, so you must forgive him if he uses the press to ramp up his contract.

He's never going to Liverpool in a million years, by the way.
Bought and paid for. ITK 8)
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:58 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Heard about this site from www,needmoresteliosthreads.com
Replies: 21
Views: 4594

Welcome back SOTWA!!!!!!!

Maybe you can sign my copy of The Wanderer now!

Are you back in the West Country or somewhere a bit more civilised? :wink:
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The worst EVER...................British accent
Replies: 37
Views: 5600

I dont really have a problem with anyones accent (bad accents in film excepted!) but i always think some accents sound a lot sexier than others when talking to women, actually any strong accent out of the north west sounds sexy in ladies . Welsh in particular! Brummies sound like idiots. Agreed, ap...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Colours What I Have Worn ...
Replies: 13
Views: 1530

Re: Colours What I Have Worn ...

Off to Grammar school and that, being Thornleigh, was Old-Gold with black shorts. Despite the Wolves implications I always thought it was quite classy. My house team wore all blue - a la Chelsea . So you were one of the ladyboys in St Alban's house then, Bobo. You loser!! You should have manned up ...
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1300997

Where do pirates come from? Somarrrrgggggghhhhhhlia. Both piratical and topical. Not Ghaaaarrrrgghhhhhhna? No. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_attacked_by_Somali_pirates I new that. I was just trying to extend the joke. A-haaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh! Me hearties! :mrgreen:
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1300997

Puskas wrote:Where do pirates come from?

Somarrrrgggggghhhhhhlia.

Both piratical and topical.
Not Ghaaaarrrrgghhhhhhna?
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The worst EVER...................British accent
Replies: 37
Views: 5600

Lord Kangana wrote:The eventual breakdown will be mockernee, southwest, and something-north-of-birmingham. This is (according to some immense study that I can't be arsed finding or defending if you don't believe me) is the path we are headed down. According to them, not me.
Innit. Dat is for real.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:55 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1300997

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

'cos they Arrrrrrrrghhh!

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