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by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

Just posting this makes me angry, but here you go: http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/1983/chavs2qp.jpg A modern take on an old classic. Proudly presenting: Snow White (just out of picture) and the Seven Chavs. The Chavs try to look as inconspicuous as possible outside Phones 4 u, as they await the...
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

CrazyHorse wrote:I was starting to think I'd never win again! Do your worst people:

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Yes, laughing boy, I did say "cover the president's ass when anything unusual crops up". You just got fired on video!
by TANGODANCER
Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Dujon, next up:

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Steve's comment about playing the "generation game" drew a quick response from Claudio when he told him that today there would be no "Brucie Bonus" on offer!
by TANGODANCER
Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 528728

Guy leaves the village pub in Ireland. Having had a few he decides to take a short cut home through the local graveyard. It's drizzling with rain and he doesn't see the newly dug grave until he lands with a thud in the bottom of it. After ten minutes of futile scrambling about he realises he's stuck...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:12 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

Thanks. I'm honoured. Try this. http://www.thesonsofscotland.co.uk/images/random%20shite%207/football_funny.jpg The F.A's decision to revert to the old style match ball has gone down amidst great dismay by Chelsea, and great delight by just about everyone else. The referee is currently receiving co...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

norm the jedi wrote:Image

Gentlemen do your worst!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a goal kick, followed by a throw in!
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

CrazyHorse wrote:
keveh wrote:if TangoDancer doesn't win, i'm shutting this shit down!
So, shall we just gloss over this then?
Nah, CH, they'll only howl "injustice". Come on Norm, Jedi one up! :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

There were a few worthy entries, and quite a hard task to pick a winner. Special mention to SOTWA, but I'm afraid I'm a sucker for a bad pun, and so I've gone for No David we said we wanted to see you perform in a more forward ROLE Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix! :wink2: Yeah...It's that belly-d...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

blurred wrote:Alright folks, here's Beckham doing, well, I'm not entirely sure what...

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13,14,15, .....keep giong Dave, you're gonna do it and break the record..!
by TANGODANCER
Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:56 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image

oh aye, right on cue
There, there, come on now. I know a stuffed kangaroo can't replace your Teddy bear but they'll probably give it back when the series is over.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

keveh wrote:Here you go:

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The Middle Earth Bog-Trotters take a blow during training
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 128522

keveh wrote:two people answering two questions in a row.....

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:P
Looks remarkably like Borgetti's agent having a word with Big Sam :P
by TANGODANCER
Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23921

I'll ask my granddaughter, shes's nine and will know :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

Blackberry Monkey wrote:How about this one since it seems it's Batmans last day


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When I saw this I decided enough was feckin enough..BATMAN.

ps. Sorry about missing my winner. Next time. :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 528728

Bloke picks a girl up in a club; takes her back to his place. In his bedroom are rack after rack of fluffy teddy bears. Girl is delighted and thinks: " Aww, Teddy Bears, he must be a really sensitive guy, I'm so glad I came here. Maybe this is the strart of something. Action. Following morning the b...
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

americantrotter wrote: Image
I said light me a "fag" you bloody pill--k
by TANGODANCER
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Bruce :D

Ok next up:

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It's bloody Ken Barlow I tell you, look at his club tie. Just thinks we won't
all watch "Corrie" if he's seen supporting Man U.
by TANGODANCER
Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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This is the best condition I've ever seen this greedy, lazy b stard in......stuffed!
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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"No gran, it isn't called tactics cos I heard Mr Allardyce say it's called a load of Bollux"
by TANGODANCER
Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919898

communistworkethic wrote:Image

try that
Gee,,all I asked Louise was if she was dating a West Ham player. No sense of humour that one!

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