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by TANGODANCER
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Bruce :D

Ok next up:

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It's bloody Ken Barlow I tell you, look at his club tie. Just thinks we won't
all watch "Corrie" if he's seen supporting Man U.
by TANGODANCER
Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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This is the best condition I've ever seen this greedy, lazy b stard in......stuffed!
by TANGODANCER
Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

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"No gran, it isn't called tactics cos I heard Mr Allardyce say it's called a load of Bollux"
by TANGODANCER
Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

communistworkethic wrote:Image

try that
Gee,,all I asked Louise was if she was dating a West Ham player. No sense of humour that one!
by TANGODANCER
Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

communistworkethic wrote:Image

try that
Er, Hi. Told your flatmate I like masking up and to play some tapes and leave her bedroom door ajar. Think she misheard me somewhere.
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 529416

Two kids comparing Christmas presents: 1. "I got a real gun, what've you got?". 2 "A gold watch" 1. "wanna swop?" 2. " Er....yeah, go on then" Kid one goes home and proudly shows his dad his bargain, "Look dad, I swapped the gun for a real solid gold watch" Father shakes head in dismay. "Listen son,...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

OK before the Mummy/dujon gay love-in gets out of hand. The winner - purely for the vision it created in my mind.... Super Kevin Davies... "I've worn some thongs in my time, but this one don't half chafe!" woo hoo, always play the thong card, works a charm :wink: ok my turn... http://i5.photobucket...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Blackberry Monkey wrote:well here we go

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Guy in background : "It's okay love, they're only plated plastic, but Phil says keep it quiet. The lads don't need to know
that".
by TANGODANCER
Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image
Kinell Jaques!. I told you not to go for curried Prawns for lunch. Leg it quick and they'll think it's George. :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Okay guys, where's this friday night party at? I's a ready :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Okay. I'm having problems with my pc. I'll donate my go to Commie for now
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Topical

The "add image to post feature seems disabled (at least on my pc. Any ideas admin?
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10132

InsaneApache wrote:Offside?...is'n't that when the ball gets booted out the side of the pitch? :D
The term "offside" is actually a get-out clause for refrees in case a penalty is in the offing or Bolton score when playing away (specifically against Man U Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea) :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10132

It's a rigged study, but the "rah rah girl power bullshit" activists don't want you to know that so the relevant details have been removed in the story that's floating around. I think it's vile. I really do pity some of you. This was a joke, a light-hearted tongue-in-cheek post playing on the fact ...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:19 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10132

There's no such thing as an "assistant refree". The ref rules and the others are just ( in the words of Graham Lovatt) "flag wavers". The offside rule is football's answer to the rubic cube. Where in the rules is shirt-grabbing and arm-holding allowed? The "rules" are a joke. Women know everything, ...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Keveh, (note to self, if im ever struggling for a quote, throw in a diva)

Next up:

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No, unfortunately I can't show you the fax. It's, er, er, in my other suit, but I have got it,,,honest!
by TANGODANCER
Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

keveh wrote:Here we go:

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Chairman of Adidas (left) shows off his ideas for Bolton's new "away" strip at Darcy Lever's Country Western Appreciation Society evening.
by TANGODANCER
Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

It like waiting for Sven to get the sack, waiting for Backgammon :roll: Oh well, onwards and upwards: http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6279/12cw.jpg Soldier uses his trade-taught skills to get his match preview on our UEFFA cup opponents on the HOME PAGE before Bench, Batman, Warthog and the othe...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Yes, we know it's Graham Souness Mr Garside, but he can bloody well pay at the door like the rest :P
by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919995

Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted. :oops: http://img1.postimage.org/16975/pies.jpg The guy living downstairs turn's to his wife; "What the hell is all that fecking noise? It sounds like a sumo wrestler trying to perform Swan Lake". She replies; "Don't be daft… They're proba...

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